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Old 09-23-2010, 01:13 PM   #3941
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:05 PM   #3943
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On the way back to my car after leaving the grocery store, i saw a truck pull up that had a pride plate on the front. Naturally, i waited in my car to see who got out.

Lo and behold it was someone who appeared to be butch (yes, i am assuming, leave me be!)....goodness what a sight to watch as she/he/hy/whatever i don't care (assuming again...spank me!) strolled into the store.

Without thinking about it i wrote a quick note, "you (underlined twice) are such a wonderful sight for sore eyes!! Thanks for being you!", and ran to put it on the windshield of the truck before running back to my car and hurrying off, giggling to myself.

i've never done that.....kinda felt good!

I've done that and had it done for me.

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It fell over and passed out in the middle of the kitchen floor.

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Old 09-24-2010, 06:13 AM   #3948
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So I started orientation yesterday for Lowe's. I was hired as a cashier. I have to say, for having a 'low' position, orientation made me feel just as important as everyone else (including the head cashier - job I applied for originally - and department manager)

I came home to dinner on the stove but I was exhausted so I passed out on the couch after. Woke up to the boi and flowers, chocolate, apple pie and a little gift. Such a sweetheart

I am excited to go to orientation today Super excited even! Now off I go to do my hair and leave
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So, the consensus is "Don't cut it".
This means I'll be wearing this low slung
pony tail for a while. But luckily it works
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Naps are grand. Except for
that "who am I. Where am I.
What the heck is going on" feeling
that occurs upon waking.

Who am I?
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Today I applied to join a local Photography Project, after hearing the therapeutic Benefits + a chance to Develop skills further in Photography.
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Why do they call it a funny bone, when there's nothing funny about hitting it?
Why do they call crows feet? I never let a crow walk on my face!
Why do they call it writters cramp, when it's actually arthritis?
Why do they call it tennis elbow, if you never played the game?
Why do they call it a brain fart, when in actuality you just don't remember?
Why do they call it nail fungus, when it's actually in the outter skin tissues?
Why do they call it hang nail, when it's actually hang skin?
Why do they call it squinting, when actually you need glasses?

Who came up with these terms? I wanna slap them!
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Forgive me im on a roll...
Why do they call it roach killer, when the ants die, and ant spray when the spiders die?
Why do they call it wasp killer, when you spray them they fall down, then fly away even more pissed then when they tired to sting you?
Why do they sell you medicines that supposed to help with your problem, but then gives you 25 other problems?
Why do they call it cough syrup, when even after taking it every 4 hours you still cough?
Why does the label say 24 hrs relief, when you didin't feel any relief in the first place?
Why do they sell you muscle cremes when it only penetrates 1/16 of your skin tissue? That's not anywhere near your muscle?
Why do they call it potato eyes, when it can't see?
I still want to slap the person that came up with these terms!
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If a lizard can grow back his/her tail, can a tail grow back a lizard? Just some of the random stuff that comes up during the day at work.
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I watched a 'chick flick' tonight
and couldn't wait for it to be over.
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Incense does not make the smell of marijuana go away when you decide to hide it like 2 minutes before I get there. I am not stupid nor am I nasally-challenged.
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