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Old 09-28-2010, 05:37 PM   #1
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Default Stroker.

Let me tell you what i've got in mind
I'll sing to you my mewing charm
Looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long
I think a pussy's your best bet

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stoking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales
It's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone
I love to lap a spot cream
And i assure you that i'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When the pussy is in heat

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Old 09-28-2010, 08:06 PM   #2
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Feeling kinda dark today...
maybe some Peter Gabriel....

Pull my chin, stroke my hair, scratch my nose, hug my knees
Try drink, food, cigarette, tension will not ease
I tap my fingers, fold my arms, breathe in deep, cross my legs
Shrug my shoulders, stretch my back - but nothing seems
to please

I need contact
I need contact
Nothing seems to please
I need contact


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Old 09-28-2010, 09:47 PM   #3
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I was a little girl alone in my little world
who dreamed of a little home for me.
I played pretend between the trees,
and fed my houseguests bark and leaves,
and laughed in my pretty bed of green.

I had a dream
That I could fly from the highest swing.
I had a dream.

Long walks in the dark through woods
grown behind the park,
I asked God who I'm supposed to be.
The stars smiled down on me,
God answered in silent reverie.
I said a prayer and fell asleep.

I had a dream
That I could fly from the highest tree.
I had a dream.
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:06 AM   #4
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Listen children to a story that was written long ago
'bout a kingdom on a mountain and the valley folk below.

On the mountain was a treasure buried deep beneath a stone,
and the valley people swore they'd have it for their very own.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end.

There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after one tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley sent a message up the hill
asking for the buried treasure, tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the kingdom: "With our brothers we will share
all the secrets of our mountain, all the riches buried there."

Now the valley cried with anger; mount your horses, draw your sword,
and they killed the mountain people, so they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure on the mountain, dark and red,
turned the stone and looked beneath it. "Peace on earth" was all it said.
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:41 AM   #5
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When you cant find the light
That guides you through a cloudy day
When the stars aint shinin' bright
You feel like you've lost youre way
When the candle lights of home
Burn so very far away
Well you got to let your soul shine
Just like my mamma used to say

She used to say soul shine
It's better than sunshine
It's better than moonshine
Damn sure better than rain
And if the people don't mind
We all get this way sometimes
You got to let your soul shine
Shine to the break of day
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I found me a reason
So check me tomorrow
We'll see if I'm leaking
Push and push and push till it hurts
My devil's on rollerskates
Down at the roller rink
Picking up chicks for me
Ones that push and push and push till it hurts
Push and push till it hurts

Dirty enough I got me a love
And it's so bad, it's so bad
Dirty enough I got me a love
And it's so bad, it's so bad


Life's for the living
So check me tomorrow
We'll see if I'm kidding
Push and push and push till it hurts
Did it on Ritalin
I got me some good grades
Now I work me the night shift
Where I pull and pull and pull till it hurts
Pull and pull till it hurts

Dirty enough I got me a love
And it's so bad, it's so bad
Dirty enough I got me a love
And it's so bad, it's so bad

Hello time bomb, I'm ready to go off

If life's for the livid
Check me tomorrow
We'll see if I'm emperor
My devil's on sugar smacks
Down at the radio shack
We're turning shit into solid gold, solid gold

Dirty enough I got me a love
And it's so bad, it's so bad
Dirty it enough I got me a love
And it's so bad, it's so bad

Hello time bomb, I'm ready to go off
Hello time bomb, I'm ready to go off.
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