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Old 10-05-2010, 02:49 PM   #21
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Wow kitty cats in here now. I think they are kinda sorta cool....cept, one time my mommy's kitty smacked my nose cause i was trying to smell her fur. Now that just wasn't nice at all!!!! Now i just sorta get a little close to her but not real close.

Do you kitties smack noses?
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Wow kitty cats in here now. I think they are kinda sorta cool....cept, one time my mommy's kitty smacked my nose cause i was trying to smell her fur. Now that just wasn't nice at all!!!! Now i just sorta get a little close to her but not real close.

Do you kitties smack noses?
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hello Ty...my name is Story, as in story of my life. I am a newfoundland and was a grand show dog in my younger years. I am now 14 years old and my mind doesnt work as well as it use to. Sometimes I get lost on my own home and sometimes I am very frightened when my missus leaves me for awhile. (hangs head) she is my world, for I can barely see now. I am so old for a big dog. If I ever thought she would be gone forever I would not know what to do, so that is why I am incredibly anxious when she leaves. (picks head up) we have a one eyed rocking limping kitty named Mr Smitty who lives with us. He is a good house mate for he cleans up after himself and doesnt take my toys. Every once in awhile my Missus takes in a stray or someone who needs a respite home before they go onto their forever missus or mister. She doesnt do it too often for it tires me out. I know I am loved by her. Sometimes I will come up by her couch and move her coffee table out of the way just so we can cuddle. I lived in a cement kennel all my life until she came to get me. Now I have a home. Welcome and it was very nice of you to start this thread so we can share this world our misters and missuses love so much!



*woof* thank you for stopping bye mr story! my mom says she knows someone that has had 3 rescue newfs...she said that they're really big dogs, (alot bigger than me)..

i get really nervous sometimes when my mom leaves too, sometimes i even bark!..usually mom opens the door back up and tells me she'll be right back..(did i tell you she lies?)...i wouldn't feel too bad about bein' nervous mr story...sounds like she loves you lots and lots!

and you have a kitty? did i tell you that i had kitty siblings? i like'em ok but they kinda got on my nerves...one of them would knock stuff offa the counter so i could eat it so that was good huh?

ok...i gotta go...mom said she'd take me down to the dog park...
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Hi, my name is Max and I am not a dog. In fact, I don't think I like dogs since I discovered that a couple of weeks ago when I ran outside and almost met the neighbor's dog face to face. Good thing mommy was there and that thing they call a fence.

Momma tells me that she used to have dogs, but I'm glad she doesn't anymore. No offense intended but I'm a cat, that's just how I roll.

Anyway, since I am at a safe distance I thought I might crash your party and say hi. Growl all you want - I can't hear you. Heh.

I have a brother named Ember who I like to pounce on all the time. He's older than me, but that doesn't mean he runs the house. Despite popular belief, I am the king of my castle - know what I'm sayin? I secretly love my brother and wish he'd snuggle me - Momma thinks when I am not so hyper active, it just might happen one day. That would be really cool because I do like to snuggle when I'm not bouncing of the walls.

I really love where I live cause I have boxes full of toys and a Tigger and a Pooh Bear that I play with when Ember isn't in the mood. Momma and Mommy also spoil me with warm fuzzy blankies and tons of kissins' and huggins' - it sure beats that cage I was in when they first came to visit me.

Well, that's my story for now. I would chat you up some more, but momma says I have ADD and an attention span shorter than an ant's toe. I don't know what she mea .... OOO look, a ball........

hi max! my kitty brothers name was max! he was a black kitty and very shy but he loved our family! i know what you mean about being the king of the castle...i'm king of the neighborhood....well i think i am anyway...mom says it's really cause i'm not good with other dogs...

come back max...i like cats!
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Woof, ever'body....

Yeah, yeah.....Mommy 'surprised' me with these 2 peepin' kittens and then went and named 'em Fred and Ricky.

What's a bitch supposed to do with THAT shit? HUH?

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Woof Ty! My name is Bailey. Mama and Daddy call me Bay or Bay Bay when I'm good! They tell me that work thing too, and, they will always be back soon! I hate it when they leave. Why can't they just stay home and sleep like I do all day?

I have a brother named Brando and a sister named Shadow. We get to see each other on the weekends mostly, but we will be together all the time soon. I get lonely when they have to go back home during the week but Daddy is in skooool and hy's really smart!

Mama calls me a lhasa ass hole sometimes and says I think I'm a Pit Bull. I don't know why she says this. I'm just protecting her cos I love her sooooooo much. I would do anything for her! When I'm really bad she says this strange word: Craigslist. Do you know that this mean? Is it a doggy hotel? I'm not sure I wanna' go!

*Hands TY a toy minus the squeaker cos I like to take them out and runs off to go outside and potty for the night then snuggle with Mama*

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Hi Ty. My name is Shadow. I am a Lab/Chow/Pit Bull mix. Daddy got me at the Nashville dog pound when I was just 6 weeks old and hy calls me his "Music City Mutt". I am sleek and black with a serious Frisbee fetish. I am the guardian of our family and would give my life for them but with my People I am a big ole GOOFBALL. I have a pesky lil brother named Brando and a pesky older brother named Bailey. We spend as much time as we can with Bailey and Mama. Daddy told me to always guard Mama so I don't let anyone get near her when we have our "girl time" walks. I love to swim, beat up on my lil brother and hang out with my Pack. Sometimes we all load up in the car and go and visit Nannie. She is the BOMB and feeds us all cheesy eggs off of a fork. Then we go run around her yard and if Daddy isn't paying close attention, I'll bolt after a deer. But I always stop and come back when hy says too, cos I'm a really GOOD DOG!! I am brave,and Daddy calls me hys Ninja Assassin Dog, but I'm terrified of thunderstorms and vacuum cleaners. Sometimes Daddy leaves us but we know by what he says when hy leaves that he will be back "shortly" or "all day at school". That's all for now, it's time for me to go guard the house and make sure no one steals Daddy or the bed!! I'm sure you'll hear from my pesky lil brother, Brando as well!
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Hi... My name is Peppa... I is a rambunctious beagle puppy about 5 months old. I really dont know how old I am as my mommy and my daddy rescued me in June. I dont know where I lived before that.

My favorite thing to do is to bounce from the floor to the couch to the chair to my daddys lap. I leap into his lap before he knows it and give him lots and lots of kisses. I also like to play in my back yard for hours. Sometimes I get curious about other dogs outside my back yard and I somehow end up on the OTHER side of my fence. *shrugs* I dont know how I do this... It just happens

My mommy and my daddy llooooveeee my excitement. They call my name ALOT so they must love me more than the other dogs. I like to ponder what I am about to get into and somehow they find me just staring at them. They talk about it and say that I scare them when I just stare at them. I dont know what there problem is, I am just plotting to tear up the piece of paper on the floor, then do puppy 500 laps through the house landing on little guy (my 4 pound chihuhua brother) and then landing in daddys lap. No biggie... I dont know why they get so worried when they look at me. I am innocent .

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Wow at all the cute doggies and kitties that have come in here to play!!!! What fun!!!!!

Me and mommy went for a walk today!!!! I got to weewee on Mr. Madison's pink flower thingies before mommy could say "Waittttt bellaaaaaa" hahahahaha too late.

I sure love to walk and feel so proud prancing down the street like the older bigger doggies. My leash gets tangled around me sometimes when i get all excited seein a bird or someone and it's funny when mommy has to untangle me grumblin..."blah blah Bella blah blah" not sure what she says but i'm thinkin its funny.

Time to go out for one last potty then I'll climb up the steps into my bed next to mommy and get on my pretty princess pillow....that's my most fav part of the day.
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My name is Bella. I was born in July. I am part Lab and part Pit Bull and part something else. I have light brown fur and floppy ears and a long tail that I can't seem to catch.
This is my second home - the first lady who adopted me ended up being allergic so I got a new family now. I just moved here a few weeks ago.
I live in the country with my Daddy - sometimes he calls me Taco Bella if he's trying to be funny. He calls me other things if I bark too much when he is trying to watch football.
My mommy picked out my name. She says it means "beautiful" in Italian.
My mommy and Daddy are "best friends" but they're not married or anything. She says she loves him but not that much! Mommy lives a long car ride away but she visits me a lot! Her and Daddy go to movies and sports stuff and visit friends. Then they come home and play with me and walk me and give me treats when they BBQ. They like to stay up late and talk and play CDs - and they laugh when I sing along.
Mommy says there are pictures of me on her Facebook page.

I have an older brother who doesn't like me - but he is a cat so I guess it doesn't matter. Tiger is dark chocolate brown. He is old and sleeps a lot. His food doesn't taste very good.
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Hi Ty. My name is Brando. I am Shadow's lil brother. She says I'm pesky but I know she really, really loves me. My Daddy got me at some place called "WalMart"? I was not treated very well when I was a baby dog so I am very fearful of most people but I worship my family. I am a "handsome blond baby boy with the softest ears ever"....at least that is what Daddy and Mama tell me. I have two toys that I love more than any of the others, a fuzzy football that I'll fetch for hours and Mr Squeaky, he is a rubber toy that I carry to bed sometimes. My favorite things in the whole world are getting "beatings" from my Uncle Snack as Shadow barks and chews on my head, getting "little" and sitting in Daddy's lap and bestest of all is when my Pack is all together and I get to snuggle up tight against Mama and stay there alllllll night. I love my older brother Bailey and he offered to hold my paw as I wrote this, but I'm being brave and doing it myself. That is one of Daddy's nicknames for me "Bwando the Brave", cos hy says I have the heart of a lion. I gotta go and snuffle the kitty kats now, I'll see ya later!
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hi max! my kitty brothers name was max! he was a black kitty and very shy but he loved our family! i know what you mean about being the king of the castle...i'm king of the neighborhood....well i think i am anyway...mom says it's really cause i'm not good with other dogs...

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For a dog, you seem a'ight. Any dog who doesn't get along with other dogs is alright in my book. *Paw up and cat grin*

Momma said she used to have a black kitty named Charlie and a grey girl named Shaolyn. But they aren't with her anymore - she says they went to the big scratching post in the sky. I love my scratching post but I'm taller than it now. I'm almost as tall as my big brother, and momma says I haven't fully grown up yet - I just turned six months old. I wonder how big I'll get? She says my tail is exceptionally long and my paws are big -- so she thinks I'll get bigger than Embie. *evil kitty smile* Momma says she thinks I'll be the size of an african wild cat - that sounds cool to me!

Well, I gotta go because Mommy is home with me today and I get to play with her all day! Embie likes it when one of the mommies are home, he says it's like being on vacation for a while. *shrug*
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My name is Shelby.
I'm a Lhasa Apso and the Dr. says I'm a year and a half old.
My mommie is Ms. Tabitha and I was rescued from a shelter.
I have a brother who is 3 years old and is a 15 pound orange tabby cat and twice my size and a sister who is 7 years old and a calico cat who is much smaller than I am.
I have my own pet, a parrot he is an African Gray and is 32 years old, he copies my barks and copies the cat's meows and he copies lots of things my mommie says .
Mommie takes me to get my hair done once a week and I get to shop at Petco. Every time I hear mommie grab her keys I know its time to go.
I run through the house and kiss my brother and sister goodbye, I think they are jealous I get to leave because they try to slap at me when I kiss them bye.
I jump up on the arm of the couch and try to kiss the bird, I don't think he likes me that close to his cage.
My mommies kids and her friends and family say I am spoild rotten, whatever that means.
Mommie says one day, I might get an English Bulldog sister.



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WOOF! look it at all the puppies and kitties and a BIRD!! I used to have a bird he was a green cheeked conure his name was ocho cause his leg band had the number 8 on it...

mommy said she didn't get to spend enough time with him so she gave him to a lady who is a stewardess and lives in pheonix, arizonia...he gets to go outside in a cage everyday!! i kinda miss him but he would try to bite my snooter...

i'm glad you came to see us shelby and bailey and brando and shadow and peppa and the other bella too! isn't this fun to woof to each other? now i know why mom likes this toy so much!!

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hey...
i dont talk much... but... i saw all you outing yourself and figured i might as well venture into the social sphere...
my name's max too... but i aint no danged cat... im a jack russell... and yeah... im a little overweight... but i think its just my nature... my person... blass... rescued me about 6 months ago... i gotta brother that looks alot like blass... i keep trying to tell them i am a grown dog... they keep talking to me like im a puppy... i am the alpha dog... and i love my new home... i make sure no other things come into our yard... its a really really long yard... so... with my little legs sometimes it takes me a looooong time to get to whatever is down by the road... and then i am usually all tuckered out by the time i get back to my house....

i gotta friend named edgrr... he is a grey tabby and he is a SOB... he has lots of attitude... can you believe he bites my ppl???? all the time he does... and... since he is so little he gets to sit on my blass... he sits on this thing i am typing on all the time too... he likes to lick his privates when he sits on this keyboard thing... yeah... he stalks me... i ignore him... long as he stays away from my moo and my rabbit and MY treats... ill let him stay... he thinks he is boss... i let him... well... sometimes i have to make him go away... i get nervous a lot because i was abused at that other place... i am really afraid of hairbrushes... and... hate it when anyone raises their voice... slowly but surely i am realizing that this is a home i can truly relax in tho...
its good to be a dog in this house...
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I am an old man of 13 now... Just passed a stone (boy it was painful) and my Momma thought I was dying. She had me laid to rest just a few weeks ago.

I share my palace with Ophelia Mae (Pug 8), Fiona Joy (Boxer 6) and that brat who tries to steal my special urinary food (yummy) Samson Moses (Chihuahua 2).

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I am an old man of 13 now... Just passed a stone (boy it was painful) and my Momma thought I was dying. She had me laid to rest just a few weeks ago.

I share my palace with Ophelia Mae (Pug 8), Fiona Joy (Boxer 6) and that brat who tries to steal my special urinary food (yummy) Samson Moses (Chihuahua 2).

Please don't laugh at my video - My Momma was bored one day, and after all -- I am King Opus Holland!
Oh that is too cute for words I love it and sorry about your dog and the kidney stone ouch for him....I just love hearing about people's pets and the things they do, keep it coming...
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so adorable!!!!!

Good morning pups and kitties and birds and and and....

I've had an enjoyable morning. Me and mommy sat outside a few minutes and listened to the pretty mockin bird. I kept looking up in the tree but never did see her. I love when mommy sits outside with coffee and watches me play. I show off real good!!! I run and jump and hop like a bunny and screammmmmm. It makes her smile and laugh and clap her hands!!!!
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I am Opus Holland!



I am an old man of 13 now... Just passed a stone (boy it was painful) and my Momma thought I was dying. She had me laid to rest just a few weeks ago.

I share my palace with Ophelia Mae (Pug 8), Fiona Joy (Boxer 6) and that brat who tries to steal my special urinary food (yummy) Samson Moses (Chihuahua 2).

Please don't laugh at my video - My Momma was bored one day, and after
all -- I am King Opus Holland!

awww thanks King Opus Holland my mom said she has had kidney stones and
she feels your pain...we're both so happy for you that you're not in pain anymore! come back again!!

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Questions for all dog lovers?? Does your dog or cat have a ferocious appetite cause mines does, gosh he ate some dog food his own, his sister's canned food and some pasta plain with butter some fell on the floor..lol seriously the dog can eat!!
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