Fussy folks. The everyday things that make us insane.

apretty · 12-13-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

POLLLLLLLLLLLKA Dots.

NOT "POKKA Dots"

POLLLLLLLLKA. WITH AN "L" POLLLLLKA.

And NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER "Poka Dots"

And it's punishable by DEATH if you do "POKE-A-DOTS"

I can SOMETIMES forgive "Polky dots" because the "L" is present and my Granny used to say it that way. *twitch*

POLKA Dots. POLLLLLLLLLLKA.

i was so nervous then i understood you meant the SPELLING... i love my polka dots and polkas aren't bad, either. not much beats an elderly couple dancing a polka--and of course she should be wearing her finest polky dots.

here's one: if you pronounce the T in 'often' i will notice, often. in fact, every time. (but i won't say anything cuz that's just rude.)

Mister Bent · 12-14-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by apretty

here's one: if you pronounce the T in 'often' i will notice, often. in fact, every time. (but i won't say anything cuz that's just rude.)

Or the "nes" in

WedNESday.

Apocalipstic · 12-14-2009, 04:17 PM

the phone ringing makes me crazy.

*scream*

Medusa · 12-14-2009, 04:26 PM

Im having a junky day at work.

Mainly because this insane woman keeps calling me complaining about how the person who works the morning half of my job ISNT HERE.

Conversation:

Her: "I want to talk to X about the job cancel"

Me: "X leaves every day at 1pm and I've already handled the cancellation"

Her: "Well, X needs to send out a memo about their work hours"

Me: "I'll let them know. Was there anything else?"

Her: "Because I have been emailing X for 2 hours and he isnt responding."

Me: "Right. X leaves every day at 1pm."

Her: "So you've handled the job? I guess that X will also be leaving at 1pm tomorrow?"

Me: "Yes, it is handled and YES, X leaves every day at 1pm."

Her: "Nobody has ever told me that. Someone needs to communicate with us about the schedules."

Me: "Right. I can send out an email if you like."

Her: "It isnt going to work with him leaving work early every day. He needs to stay longer."

Me: "We can talk about it in our staff meeting if you like, but this is a job share, X works the morning shift, I work the afternoon shift."

Her: "Well, he needs to answer his email"

Me: "He wasnt here to answer them. He left at 1pm. Your email came in at 1:14pm"

Her: "You mean he doesnt stay a few minutes extra in case someone might need to contact him?"

Me: "No. X leaves every day at 1pm."

Her: "Well nobody every told me...."

SCRREEEAAAAMMMMMMMMM.

Scorp · 12-14-2009, 04:42 PM

OMFG what a complete fucking idiot this woman is!! I'm getting pissed just reading this exchange between you both. Is she for real???? What doesn't she understand??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

Im having a junky day at work.

Mainly because this insane woman keeps calling me complaining about how the person who works the morning half of my job ISNT HERE.

Conversation:

Her: "I want to talk to X about the job cancel"

Me: "X leaves every day at 1pm and I've already handled the cancellation"

Her: "Well, X needs to send out a memo about their work hours"

Me: "I'll let them know. Was there anything else?"

Her: "Because I have been emailing X for 2 hours and he isnt responding."

Me: "Right. X leaves every day at 1pm."

Her: "So you've handled the job? I guess that X will also be leaving at 1pm tomorrow?"

Me: "Yes, it is handled and YES, X leaves every day at 1pm."

Her: "Nobody has ever told me that. Someone needs to communicate with us about the schedules."

Me: "Right. I can send out an email if you like."

Her: "It isnt going to work with him leaving work early every day. He needs to stay longer."

Me: "We can talk about it in our staff meeting if you like, but this is a job share, X works the morning shift, I work the afternoon shift."

Her: "Well, he needs to answer his email"

Me: "He wasnt here to answer them. He left at 1pm. Your email came in at 1:14pm"

Her: "You mean he doesnt stay a few minutes extra in case someone might need to contact him?"

Me: "No. X leaves every day at 1pm."

Her: "Well nobody every told me...."

SCRREEEAAAAMMMMMMMMM.

Andrew, Jr. · 12-14-2009, 05:43 PM

Ok, I went to get my med. at a pharmacy we all know and love. With my ocd, I have a ritual with washing my hands. My hands are raw from constant re-washing them, and then putting on lotion. Well, today I got something on my hands at the pharmacy. I was about to go

and that is mildly putting it. So, I go to the bathroom to wash my hands. And some moron comes up to wash his hands behind me like I am going to stop my ritual for him. Oh no. Let's not even go there, buddy.

Gemme · 12-15-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by apretty

here's one: if you pronounce the T in 'often' i will notice, often. in fact, every time. (but i won't say anything cuz that's just rude.)

I don't know if they've changed the rules since I was in school, but both pronounciations are correct.

I just prefer the one without the 't' also.

What gets to me is that EVERYONE here (except me, the one who knows better) says "acrosst". No 't'! There is no freaking 't' in there, people!

OhmyeverlovingJeebus, that is irritating!

Waldo · 12-15-2009, 12:07 AM

I have a driveway. It's easy to note this because my car is often in it. And yet. And yet... people seem intent on parking in such a way to block some or all of my drive way. This despite the fact that parking is not at a premium on my block. WHY?

SassyLeo · 12-15-2009, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

the phone ringing makes me crazy.

*scream*

OMG

There is a woman in my dept who is sweeter than pie, but she drives everyone NUTS!

She ALWAYS forgets to turn down the ringer on her cell phone and so a few times a week, her phone RINGS for like 1-2 minutes straight the most annoying ringtone ever. It is one of the standard Blackberry tones.

And the worst part is that her office is a ways down the hall, which means the ringer is LOUD enough for me to hear like 20 yards away!!!

cara · 12-15-2009, 02:15 AM

I'm a planner and I *know* it's just not possible to get everyone to plan ahead. However, I'd like to think that if a retreat is being scheduled for a group of 16 people, more than 12-14 days notice would be nice. Especially when said retreat is being planned during the work week.

C'mon, folks. Not everyone in the group is out of work or able to take vacation between Christmas and New Years!

*grumble*

MsDemeanor · 12-15-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SassyLeo

OMG

There is a woman in my dept who is sweeter than pie, but she drives everyone NUTS!

She ALWAYS forgets to turn down the ringer on her cell phone and so a few times a week, her phone RINGS for like 1-2 minutes straight the most annoying ringtone ever. It is one of the standard Blackberry tones.

And the worst part is that her office is a ways down the hall, which means the ringer is LOUD enough for me to hear like 20 yards away!!!

I had this problem with a co-worker. I just took the battery out of the phone and put it with a note on her desk that said "sorry, it wouldn't quit making noise and I couldn't figure out how to turn it down.

NJFemmie · 12-15-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SassyLeo

OMG

There is a woman in my dept who is sweeter than pie, but she drives everyone NUTS!

She ALWAYS forgets to turn down the ringer on her cell phone and so a few times a week, her phone RINGS for like 1-2 minutes straight the most annoying ringtone ever. It is one of the standard Blackberry tones.

And the worst part is that her office is a ways down the hall, which means the ringer is LOUD enough for me to hear like 20 yards away!!!

There is a guy at work who won't answer his cell phone right away because he likes to sing along with his ring tone. And of course, it's LOUD.

If I hear U2's With or Without You one more time, I will stick a pencil in his ear.

(But I won't because that might incur jail time.)

But I still WANT to.

Gemme · 12-15-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

That particular word makes me want to correct them IMMEDIATELY. I am not usually a grammar/vocabulary snob - but for some reason, acrossT is irritating as hell.

I had an ex who would say it all the time and it drove me insane until I finally exploded with a vocabulary lesson.

Needless to say .... it didn't help.

I've gently suggested that they stop it and have pulled out a few stern looks, but it's an epidemic here. I need reinforcements.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryobi

By "here" do you mean where you live? Because, I don't put a "T" on the end of across. Just wondering.

What get me is when people put a "T" at the end of COUSIN. "Let me talk to my cousint about it." What the hell is a cousint??

No, Ryan, not you. You only say ROOT like RUT, but it's cute on you.

hippieflowergirl · 12-15-2009, 09:21 PM

spozetah

as in: what am i spozetah think?

and my personal favorite...

"intensive purposes"

as in: for all intensive purposes...

Blade · 02-05-2010, 07:26 PM

wash dishes in 2 small square tubs in the sink only about 1 or2 inches of HOT water only in each. one for wash one for rinse. Turn on hot water only catch the cold water coming out in a milk jug until it turns hot. Water plants with water in jug. This saves on the water bill and the sewer bill as she lives in town and has to pay for both.

SassyLeo · 12-15-2009, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I had this problem with a co-worker. I just took the battery out of the phone and put it with a note on her desk that said "sorry, it wouldn't quit making noise and I couldn't figure out how to turn it down.

Excellent! I might just do this next time. Did she ever say anything to you about it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

There is a guy at work who won't answer his cell phone right away because he likes to sing along with his ring tone. And of course, it's LOUD.

If I hear U2's With or Without You one more time, I will stick a pencil in his ear.

(But I won't because that might incur jail time.)

But I still WANT to.

Holy crap! Apparently he thinks he is in his own little bubble.

On some occasions, I have thought about sending out a dept wide email asking "the person with the loud (insert song/tone name here) -knowing full well who it is- to please be more aware of the surrounding QUIET workplace"

Andrew, Jr. · 12-16-2009, 02:09 PM

Four more things that grate on my nerves:

* People who eat popcorn like horses, esp. in the movies

* People who pop bubblegum constantly

* Bio-males who constantly rearrange themselves

* People who talk on cell phones during Church services, movies, restaurants, checking out at the grocery store - it is just rude.

hippieflowergirl · 12-18-2009, 12:32 AM

SNIP....

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty

here's one: if you pronounce the T in 'often' i will notice, often. in fact, every time. (but i won't say anything cuz that's just rude.)

gulp....i was brought up to say the T in ofTen. is it uber-wrong?

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12-14-2009, 04:26 PM	#4
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,684 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000026	Im having a junky day at work. Mainly because this insane woman keeps calling me complaining about how the person who works the morning half of my job ISNT HERE. Conversation: Her: "I want to talk to X about the job cancel" Me: "X leaves every day at 1pm and I've already handled the cancellation" Her: "Well, X needs to send out a memo about their work hours" Me: "I'll let them know. Was there anything else?" Her: "Because I have been emailing X for 2 hours and he isnt responding." Me: "Right. X leaves every day at 1pm." Her: "So you've handled the job? I guess that X will also be leaving at 1pm tomorrow?" Me: "Yes, it is handled and YES, X leaves every day at 1pm." Her: "Nobody has ever told me that. Someone needs to communicate with us about the schedules." Me: "Right. I can send out an email if you like." Her: "It isnt going to work with him leaving work early every day. He needs to stay longer." Me: "We can talk about it in our staff meeting if you like, but this is a job share, X works the morning shift, I work the afternoon shift." Her: "Well, he needs to answer his email" Me: "He wasnt here to answer them. He left at 1pm. Your email came in at 1:14pm" Her: "You mean he doesnt stay a few minutes extra in case someone might need to contact him?" Me: "No. X leaves every day at 1pm." Her: "Well nobody every told me...." SCRREEEAAAAMMMMMMMMM.

12-14-2009, 05:43 PM	#6
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Ok, I went to get my med. at a pharmacy we all know and love. With my ocd, I have a ritual with washing my hands. My hands are raw from constant re-washing them, and then putting on lotion. Well, today I got something on my hands at the pharmacy. I was about to go and that is mildly putting it. So, I go to the bathroom to wash my hands. And some moron comes up to wash his hands behind me like I am going to stop my ritual for him. Oh no. Let's not even go there, buddy.

12-15-2009, 02:15 AM	#10
cara Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer/lesbian femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Married to my love 08.15.15 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,401 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,995 Thanked 13,255 Times in 2,725 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I'm a planner and I know it's just not possible to get everyone to plan ahead. However, I'd like to think that if a retreat is being scheduled for a group of 16 people, more than 12-14 days notice would be nice. Especially when said retreat is being planned during the work week. C'mon, folks. Not everyone in the group is out of work or able to take vacation between Christmas and New Years! grumble

02-05-2010, 07:26 PM	#15
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12-16-2009, 02:09 PM	#17
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Four more things that grate on my nerves: * People who eat popcorn like horses, esp. in the movies * People who pop bubblegum constantly * Bio-males who constantly rearrange themselves * People who talk on cell phones during Church services, movies, restaurants, checking out at the grocery store - it is just rude.