what NOT to do in a relationship....... - Page 21

Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 02:03 PM

Quit your job after the first date and show up in their town in a U-Haul with your 5 dogs, pot bellied pig and triplets.

Isadora · 10-22-2010, 02:49 PM

Take the new g/f to meet Mommy, g/f proceeds to drink too much and pass out on Mommy's couch.

Jet · 10-22-2010, 02:53 PM

never get joint bank accounts

Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 03:06 PM

Never take new G/F around any inbred relatives during the first few years.

Jet · 10-22-2010, 03:08 PM

never tell ALL your secrets or your SSN

Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 03:17 PM

Yeah, if you have a dishonorable discharge from the Army and have lied about it to get your new job, don't tell your new G/F.

Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

never tell ALL your secrets or your SSN

Don't give out your full name or birthdate

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Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 03:36 PM

When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.

Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 04:10 PM

If your new G/fs apartment looks like she is in the Witness Protection Program....

Get out NOW.

Look at actual EOB's before you believe any health concerns.

Isadora · 10-22-2010, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.

Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad.

Apocalipstic · 10-22-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isadora

Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad.

So yeah.....

So. Did. I.

katsarecool · 10-22-2010, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...

Scorp, that was so funny! My then 16 yr old future son-in-law had the art of burping through the entire alphabet down pat and proceeded to demonstrate this art form on our first dinner out; with him, my daughter, myself and my foreign exchange student from Saudia Arabia. It was very quiet for long seconds then he (the student) burst out laughing. I WAS not amused. But they have been married 22 years now.

Never make negative comments on the new g/f boxer shorts!

JoSchmooze · 10-23-2010, 06:06 AM

Never think that you can "fix" whatever is wrong...
You either have to accept her flaws or walk away..

..

asphaltcowboi · 10-23-2010, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...

wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..

Gemme · 10-23-2010, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..

Burping the alphabet at the table IS rude, whether it's understandable or not.

Venus007 · 10-23-2010, 02:47 PM

Do not think that this relationship with complete you, fulfill you or make you happy. If you are not complete, fulfilled and happy on your own then all the good lovin' in the world will not make you those things.

Don't let the aggressive negativity of another steal your optimism, dampen your joy or sour your attitude, no one is worth that sort of long term damage to your soul.

Don't date only those people who worship at your alter and think you are the cat's ass. In my experience a good partner calls a spade a spade no matter who deals it, even you. Now if they are an asshole on the way they call you on your shit that is another story. You can call someone on their shit respectfully.

Don't stop asking for what you need. No matter how long you are with someone, they are not responsible to read your mind. Only you know what your needs are and how your partner can help you meet them. Communicate this lovingly and you will be amazed.

katsarecool · 10-23-2010, 03:13 PM

Venus007; awesome post!!!!

atomiczombie · 10-23-2010, 05:43 PM

Don't wait till its too late to say "I love you".

Rockinonahigh · 10-23-2010, 06:14 PM

When u meet someone then start talking to them,weather its on the phone/puter or what have you,take your time in geting to know them ..give them time to know u as well.Then if its dosent work out be courtious enough to just not drop them like a hot potato and leave them wondering what happened.
Another thing ..dont judge them by how others have treated you in the past.You may well miss the diamond in the rough just waiting to be polished up.

bigbutchmistie · 10-23-2010, 07:18 PM

Do not make your ex priority over your partner

10-22-2010, 02:03 PM	#401
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10-22-2010, 02:49 PM	#402
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10-22-2010, 03:06 PM	#404
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10-22-2010, 03:17 PM	#406
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10-22-2010, 03:36 PM	#408
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long. __________________

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10-22-2010, 04:10 PM	#409
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	If your new G/fs apartment looks like she is in the Witness Protection Program.... Get out NOW. Look at actual EOB's before you believe any health concerns. __________________

10-23-2010, 06:06 AM	#413
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Never think that you can "fix" whatever is wrong... You either have to accept her flaws or walk away.. ..

10-23-2010, 02:47 PM	#416
Venus007 Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Serene Highness ;} Relationship Status: Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Houston area Posts: 1,362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,417 Thanked 4,749 Times in 1,139 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Do not think that this relationship with complete you, fulfill you or make you happy. If you are not complete, fulfilled and happy on your own then all the good lovin' in the world will not make you those things. Don't let the aggressive negativity of another steal your optimism, dampen your joy or sour your attitude, no one is worth that sort of long term damage to your soul. Don't date only those people who worship at your alter and think you are the cat's ass. In my experience a good partner calls a spade a spade no matter who deals it, even you. Now if they are an asshole on the way they call you on your shit that is another story. You can call someone on their shit respectfully. Don't stop asking for what you need. No matter how long you are with someone, they are not responsible to read your mind. Only you know what your needs are and how your partner can help you meet them. Communicate this lovingly and you will be amazed. __________________ . "I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. " Ayn Rand, Anthem "So you'll die happily for your sins. You'd rather die in guilt then live in love?" Timothy Leary

10-23-2010, 03:13 PM	#417
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10-23-2010, 05:43 PM	#418
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10-23-2010, 06:14 PM	#419
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	When u meet someone then start talking to them,weather its on the phone/puter or what have you,take your time in geting to know them ..give them time to know u as well.Then if its dosent work out be courtious enough to just not drop them like a hot potato and leave them wondering what happened. Another thing ..dont judge them by how others have treated you in the past.You may well miss the diamond in the rough just waiting to be polished up.

10-23-2010, 07:18 PM	#420
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Do not make your ex priority over your partner