5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

nycfem · 11-06-2010, 10:52 PM

1. Once a boifriend broke up with me in order to be with a woman named Jenica. I was so jealous and thought, "If only I'd been named Jenica I'd be the unique and special one."

2. Tonight I was at a small dinner party at my brother, Dave, and his husband, Jan's, apartment, and we were having a competition where each person must choose three words to google with quotes around the phrase, and the winner is the one with the fewest number of hits. BUT the catch is that you must get at least one hit or you're out of the game entirely. I won! I chose "blissed out beaver" and a single hit came up (Google if you're curious what it was- it wasn't porn!). My brother came in second with "passion triple sec" (45 hits).

3. I have nighttime insomnia, middle of the night insomnia, and morning insomnia. And that's even with having gone caffeine-free for over 3 years! My mom said I have been like that since I was a baby. My husbutch sleeps like a log. I'm envious!

4. I don't know how I dated femmes for so long without realizing...

5. Once as a teenager I cooked chicken pot pies for my parents that had individual dough handles like a basket. I felt so proud!

Andrew, Jr. · 11-10-2010, 07:57 PM

1. I don't lie because I am not sure of how too

2. I dislike zip-lines (I am afraid of heights)

3. I love NYC, esp. Brooklyn

4. I love spa vacations

5. I enjoy playing golf

6. I enjoy Modern Family on TV

7. Disco and 80's Music are my favorites

Medusa · 12-09-2010, 03:13 PM

* Every day at work, I either listen to an audiobook or NPR.

* I often dayrdream about survival scenarios in case there is a bomb or the zombies come.

* When entering any room, I always check for the exits.

* I love the smell of leather and have a couple of leather candles hidden in the house.

* I chew almost an entire pack of Orbit gum a day.

Soft*Silver · 12-09-2010, 04:08 PM

1) I cant make jello. I dont know why. I keep trying. It doesnt settle. How hard is it? Simple. I just cant do it.

2) I just broke my mailbox. It had ice all over it. Now it will never close, ice or no ice.

3) All my winter clothes are too big on me! My pants look like clown pants!

4) I have less financially now than I ever have had but I feel like I have more now than I ever have had

5) sometimes the kindness of another person is all it takes to change a life....

Venus007 · 12-10-2010, 12:39 AM

1. There is something dark in me that I have made made a friend of
2. I am feeling quite serene, it has taken years to get here
3. I spurn Christmas and exult Halloween.
4. I am learning that I "don't owe anyone pretty"
5. I love stupid little kid jokes . . . .

e.g. What did the momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he headed out for his first day of school?
Bye son!

Which is more satisfying, an Earth rock or a Moon rock?
A Moon rock because it is a little meteor

**NOTE: for them to make sense and to amuse your animals/significant other/friends and family say em out loud. . .

Gemme · 12-10-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

* I love the smell of leather and have a couple of leather candles hidden in the house.

* I chew almost an entire pack of Orbit gum a day.

Ohhh, I had a couple leather candles. They were yummy. I also had fresh cut grass, lemon zest, cocoa, and cotton. All delicious scents.

I'm in love with Extra's Dessert Delights line. They have strawberry shortcake, mint chocolate chip, and key lime pie. Heavenly!!!

I want filet mignon, right now, but I'm full of cereal.

We have one of those cute college desk type lamps, like the one Pixar has in it's title screen, but ours is lime/neon green.

I think I'm going to eat some peppermint ice cream tonight.

Write14u · 12-16-2010, 12:07 PM

1. I've never liked chewing gum, although I have a piece every now and again.
2. I am a huge romantic and love giving gifts. However, I'm a very difficult person to buy for, I've been told.
3. I've gotten intrigued by cooking in the past few months. I think being a chef would be cool, but I don't know that the reality of it would be as fun. I'd wanna be like Guy on the Food Network, going and finding sleasy diners that kick ass.
4. I have been stuck in an editor's hell for the past four months.
5. I'm learning to like snow.

12-09-2010, 03:13 PM	#3
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,686 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000025	5 Things! * Every day at work, I either listen to an audiobook or NPR. * I often dayrdream about survival scenarios in case there is a bomb or the zombies come. * When entering any room, I always check for the exits. * I love the smell of leather and have a couple of leather candles hidden in the house. * I chew almost an entire pack of Orbit gum a day. __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

12-09-2010, 04:08 PM	#4
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,894 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	1) I cant make jello. I dont know why. I keep trying. It doesnt settle. How hard is it? Simple. I just cant do it. 2) I just broke my mailbox. It had ice all over it. Now it will never close, ice or no ice. 3) All my winter clothes are too big on me! My pants look like clown pants! 4) I have less financially now than I ever have had but I feel like I have more now than I ever have had 5) sometimes the kindness of another person is all it takes to change a life.... __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

12-10-2010, 12:39 AM	#5
Venus007 Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Serene Highness ;} Relationship Status: Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Houston area Posts: 1,362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,417 Thanked 4,749 Times in 1,139 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	1. There is something dark in me that I have made made a friend of 2. I am feeling quite serene, it has taken years to get here 3. I spurn Christmas and exult Halloween. 4. I am learning that I "don't owe anyone pretty" 5. I love stupid little kid jokes . . . . e.g. What did the momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he headed out for his first day of school? Bye son! Which is more satisfying, an Earth rock or a Moon rock? A Moon rock because it is a little meteor NOTE: for them to make sense and to amuse your animals/significant other/friends and family say em out loud. . . __________________ . "I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. " Ayn Rand, Anthem "So you'll die happily for your sins. You'd rather die in guilt then live in love?"** Timothy Leary

12-16-2010, 12:07 PM	#7
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759422	1. I've never liked chewing gum, although I have a piece every now and again. 2. I am a huge romantic and love giving gifts. However, I'm a very difficult person to buy for, I've been told. 3. I've gotten intrigued by cooking in the past few months. I think being a chef would be cool, but I don't know that the reality of it would be as fun. I'd wanna be like Guy on the Food Network, going and finding sleasy diners that kick ass. 4. I have been stuck in an editor's hell for the past four months. 5. I'm learning to like snow. __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

11-06-2010, 10:52 PM	#1
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,794 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,427 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	1. Once a boifriend broke up with me in order to be with a woman named Jenica. I was so jealous and thought, "If only I'd been named Jenica I'd be the unique and special one." 2. Tonight I was at a small dinner party at my brother, Dave, and his husband, Jan's, apartment, and we were having a competition where each person must choose three words to google with quotes around the phrase, and the winner is the one with the fewest number of hits. BUT the catch is that you must get at least one hit or you're out of the game entirely. I won! I chose "blissed out beaver" and a single hit came up (Google if you're curious what it was- it wasn't porn!). My brother came in second with "passion triple sec" (45 hits). 3. I have nighttime insomnia, middle of the night insomnia, and morning insomnia. And that's even with having gone caffeine-free for over 3 years! My mom said I have been like that since I was a baby. My husbutch sleeps like a log. I'm envious! 4. I don't know how I dated femmes for so long without realizing... 5. Once as a teenager I cooked chicken pot pies for my parents that had individual dough handles like a basket. I felt so proud!

11-10-2010, 07:57 PM	#2
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	1. I don't lie because I am not sure of how too 2. I dislike zip-lines (I am afraid of heights) 3. I love NYC, esp. Brooklyn 4. I love spa vacations 5. I enjoy playing golf 6. I enjoy Modern Family on TV 7. Disco and 80's Music are my favorites