What Cracked You Up Today?

justkim · 11-07-2010, 12:25 PM

You may need to go into settings and adjust the time zone accordingly... I haven't changed my time zone yet but I am going to do it now...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi

I havent worn a watch in years and time, per se, doesnt phase me much.

But I got up this morning to a reminder to push my clocks back an hour. In my sleepy-haventhadenoughcoffeeyet daze, I put them ahead an hour.

When my brain awoke, I realize the mistake and was back to changing the clocks again with a few choice *&^% along the way.

Now, I come here. My computer clock says 12:14pm. The site postings are an hour ahead.

I just want to know WTF TIME IS IT??????

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-07-2010, 12:52 PM

Thoughts of last night! Went to a bar type place to celebrate a friend's birthday. We are a group of 8. 6 lesbians and 2 gay men. This straightlaced couple comes up next to us. They so happen to get a drunk because it is their anniversary. You can tell they are looking extra hard at our group. Anyhow, we start making up bizarre crap to tell them just to mess with them. One of which was that we are Lesbian Mormons and all sister wives. The look on their faces was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the end of the night we had this woman convinced she needed to join. (my apologies if this post offends anyone. but really that is what continues to crack me up today!!!!)

SnackTime · 11-09-2010, 07:46 PM

interpreting typos

Thank goodness I am fluent in "typonese"

dixie · 11-11-2010, 06:35 PM

Waking up to this text:

"I haz big dick. It iz bootyfull!"

Queerasfck · 11-11-2010, 06:46 PM

Texts from Snow. I am seeing double.

Gemme · 11-11-2010, 07:18 PM

Janeane Garofalo. Organic had one of her stand up routines on during his lunch and I listened to it as I bustled about.

Kelt · 11-11-2010, 08:28 PM

Watching people scramble in the parking lot, jockeying so that they won't have to walk an extra 10 feet............

At the gym

pajama · 11-11-2010, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Waking up to this text:

"I haz big dick. It iz bootyfull!"

Seeing she had posted this had me chuckling.

Gemme · 11-12-2010, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelt

Watching people scramble in the parking lot, jockeying so that they won't have to walk an extra 10 feet............

At the gym

I see you've met my partner, Organic.

AtLast · 11-12-2010, 08:57 PM

Myself, trying to upload some new photos to FB. I am just not good at this stuff! Will try again... cute ones of my two cats and another of Frog Dog.. oh, and a couple of me actually that are OK. LOL, at that "OK" stage of life....

11-07-2010, 12:52 PM	#2
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Sister Wives Thoughts of last night! Went to a bar type place to celebrate a friend's birthday. We are a group of 8. 6 lesbians and 2 gay men. This straightlaced couple comes up next to us. They so happen to get a drunk because it is their anniversary. You can tell they are looking extra hard at our group. Anyhow, we start making up bizarre crap to tell them just to mess with them. One of which was that we are Lesbian Mormons and all sister wives. The look on their faces was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the end of the night we had this woman convinced she needed to join. (my apologies if this post offends anyone. but really that is what continues to crack me up today!!!!)

11-09-2010, 07:46 PM	#3
SnackTime Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: UNattainable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Feeling the ocean breeze... Posts: 4,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,393 Thanked 13,228 Times in 2,883 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	interpreting typos Thank goodness I am fluent in "typonese" __________________ "There's something to be said for not saying anything"

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11-11-2010, 07:18 PM	#6
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,932 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Janeane Garofalo. Organic had one of her stand up routines on during his lunch and I listened to it as I bustled about. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-11-2010, 06:35 PM	#4
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Waking up to this text: "I haz big dick. It iz bootyfull!"

11-11-2010, 08:28 PM	#7
Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,285 Times in 2,538 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Watching people scramble in the parking lot, jockeying so that they won't have to walk an extra 10 feet............ At the gym

11-12-2010, 08:57 PM	#10
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Myself, trying to upload some new photos to FB. I am just not good at this stuff! Will try again... cute ones of my two cats and another of Frog Dog.. oh, and a couple of me actually that are OK. LOL, at that "OK" stage of life....