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Dont you hate when T.O. does his lilddance with Ochocinco?
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I always supported the email break up idea as a part of the larger Save the Homing Pigeon campaign.
I like birds. |
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You go on a blind date and wished you were blind
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Don't you hate it when you're doing something and you have a tool in your hand and set it down, then can't remember where you set it down at. 2 hours later you find it in some odd place like the bathroom.
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Don't you hate it when you have a wedgie and all you want to do is pull it out but you are surrounded by everyone and their mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when your back hurts for days on end and no one is around to rub it
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Dont ya just hate it when...You make plans to go somewhere and meet some great folks,have a great time ,finaly meet someone you wnat to see...then u
cant go cause your back is haveing a fit from hell.Grump! |
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Dont you hate it when you wake up for no reason in the middle of the night and cant go back to sleep and have to work the next day ?
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Don't you hate it when you are in the middle of a phone call, your phone suddenly dies and the message on the screen reads "Entering Service Area"? Especially when you are sitting in your home.
Verizon....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! |
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- When someone spills something on the kitchen floor at work and doesn't wipe it up. You don't see it, and slide in it and almost take a header...(which I almost did this morning) idiots...
- When someone leaves an empty papertowel roll and doesn't replace it with a new one. - And, since I'm talking about that, when someone doesn't replace the toiletpaper roll and leaves a measly piece on the roll and it's not enough to wipe your....nevermind.... - When you're looking forward to having your frosted flakes, or captain crunch for breakfast and you go to get the milk out of the fridge, and there's a drop left in the carton. So much for my breakfast of champions! - When you're having an erotic dream and your alarm clock goes off... - When you're at the movies and people either behind you or in front of you decide to have a conversation during it. Shut the frig up already! - When you're in the bathroom at work and the fire alarm goes off... - When the cream in your coffee is spoiled and you don't realize it after you take your first sip and you see all that nastiness float to the top. - When you're in the shower and someone turns on the water and it gets cold and almost makes you go into shock. - When you go to use the toothpaste and the tube is deflated with nothing in it. - When you walk into a bathroom stall at work and there is pee all over the seat. I mean c'mon people you're a bunch of damn slobs. WTF!? Makes me wonder how people live at home...Nasty bastids... - When you're at the grocery store and you're just about to get into a line when someone comes running and pushes you out of the way to get in front of you....Now, I'm ready to roll over them with my carriage (cart) inconsiderate fuckers... - Folks that text while driving and/or on their cell phones and start to gradually come into your lane and almost take you out. (That's when my road rage kicks in and let me tell you it's not pretty). |
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Or when it suddenly goes into "airplane mode" for no damn reason and you don't know when you're receiving texts and/or phone calls until you realize it hours later!
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*cry* Don't you just hate it when you go round and round and finally find a parking spot but someone that JUST pulled into the parking lot gets there first? |
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Don't you hate it when you STUB YOUR TOE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One right after the other!!!!!!!!!! I just did...OUCH!
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![]() Dont you hate it when you place your order in the drive thru and they repeat it back twice verbatim and you pull up in a long line and they give you opposite of what you ordered? |
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Dont you hate it when you have a taste for say mexican and you go pick up mexican or make it at home and it isnt at all what you wanted? ![]() |
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dont you hate it when your holiday plans explode? I am NOT going to be able to go to my relatives out of state. Dammit. DAMMIT! My car's check engine light came on. Not driving it 4-5 hours to get stranded on the freeway w/out triple A. Crap. I guess being with my sister and her clan for the holidays will do....I love her dearly...too
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