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Old 11-12-2010, 01:22 AM   #1
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I live in LAND of Bicycles.
Our town and surrounding roads are very popular for bicyclists - distance riders train here and off-roaders use trails all over the hillsides - so folks drive in from all over to ride here. It's a friggin' nightmare of hundreds of people in little packs wearing gaudy bright skintight bicycle outfits, outfits so horrid that they make plaid golf pants look good. The town is two lane roads (many with bike lanes) and four-way stops at every intersection. Almost without fail, the two-wheelers assume they are above the law and cruise right through every stop sign, and they ride down the middle of the side roads so that you're stuck behind them. Fucking pain in the ass, every last one of them.
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Drifting from lane to lane.
Not driving the speed limit - hint: If people have to speed up to the speed limit to pass you, you are going too slow!
Speeding through school zones.

And my biggest pet peeve of all:

Passing a stopped school bus!
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passing stoped school busses, speeding, talking on the phone, not using turn signals, flipping lit ciggs out the window ,spitting and generaly thinking they are the only person out there that has someplace to go..and not LOOKING for motorcycles!
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what drivers do that make me insane
  1. ... go to pass you in the passing lane then jump in front of you and slow down
    ... truck drivers who park at the fuel pumps , and go inside with shaving kit and hoppin in the shower
    .... when you go to make a right hand turn and you got some idiot trying to pass you on your right side to beat you for that right turn
    ... people driving to slow in the passing lane
    ... drivers who dont know the difference between yeild and merge
    ... drivers who are coming onto the highway, from a entrance ramp and dont know where the gas is to merge with the flow speeds.. and just hang there
    ... drivers who pull out in front of you on city streets and roads and dont know where the gas pedal is
    .... drivers riding your bumper
    .... drivers texting while driving
    ... drivers talking on the cell phones with NO head set.. GGRrrrrrrr
    .... drivers who do NOT have there kids in car seats
    ..drivers pulling a horse trailer with the side windows wide open and the horses head is sticking out while going down the highway .. GGRRR
    ....drivers throwing trash out the window
    ... people throwing lite ciggies out the windows.. ( i see this a lot)
    ... drivers who can drive huge bus like RV's while pulling a trailer and dont need no special safy training or license etc..
    ...drivers playing on a lap top or watching a movie while driving

    i can go on and on here..... lol
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Old 11-12-2010, 07:23 AM   #5
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Talking on the cell... nononononon
the road rage dance...
weaving in and out of traffic and not using your blinkers
riding the bumper
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Going REAAALLLLLL slow until you try to pass them, then they turn into speed demons JUST so you CAN'T pass them!!! And idiots who turn their blinker on AFTER they've made a turn!!!
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Driving in NJ is craxy the people cut right in front of you all the time!!
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