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Old 11-17-2010, 01:40 PM   #1
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Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.


I wouldn't know where to keep half of my 'stuff' if I didn't have a Pocket Book..(and do you ever wonder where that name came from since they don't resemble books at all?) *G*
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Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...



Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

I love how a touch of a button can change everything. One minute you are humming away, the next, you fall into silence. I'll make sure to press your buttons just the way you like. I need you so badly that I have one at home and one at the office.

I think those are the only 2 of mine that remain unsolved!! I liked the idea of hints rlin! Got a hint for yours?
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Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

is this a blender/mixer?
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Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

is this a blender/mixer?
Nope, but, it does require electricity!
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Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...
Jelly filled donut?
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Pixie! I'm so sorry! Somehow I missed this guess!! Sorry, but that's not it
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Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Would have to say Warm Apple Crumble...but could be wrong?!?!
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Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Would have to say Warm Apple Crumble...but could be wrong?!?!
Nope, but it does require baking...
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Woohoo! *dancing about!!* We have a winner!!!!
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Dear ******,

So many people every day disappear inside you. I know what it's like there. Dark, dangerous, and seemingly moist. Upon entering you, there is a smell like no other place on earth. And the sounds you make!! You screech as you make your way toward our meeting place. You grind your way to a halt so that I may enter you. No slow take off for you. Once I am inside, you begin to move instantly, almost throwing me down with your speed.

I'd love to remind you that speed isn't everything, but you won't listen to me. You stop so many times before I reach my destination! I know, you don't stop for long, but I also know you only stop so that other people can climb onto you.

When you finally do get me to the place that I can get off, I am almost thankful to be done with you. For today anyway. You smell sweaty and quite frankly, there's just a few too many people taking this ride with me.

Oh, not to worry, I'll see you the next time I'm in the city..I'm sure. No one moves me quite the same as you do.
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Dear **** *******,

When I first sit in front of you, I try to feel your energy. You can be a bit moody, so I always hope for a 'giving mood'. Sometimes our love is give and take. Other times, you just take. I used to pull your handle and see what came up, but the world has changed you. Now I just push your buttons.

I watch to see what you will show me. For that decides what you will give me. If you don't give me anything, I will move onto another soon enough. I love the sounds you make when you finally begin your payoff. Sometimes, it makes the waiting totally worthwhile!

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When I first sit in front of you, I try to feel your energy. You can be a bit moody, so I always hope for a 'giving mood'. Sometimes our love is give and take. Other times, you just take. I used to pull your handle and see what came up, but the world has changed you. Now I just push your buttons.

I watch to see what you will show me. For that decides what you will give me. If you don't give me anything, I will move onto another soon enough. I love the sounds you make when you finally begin your payoff. Sometimes, it makes the waiting totally worthwhile!

Sincerely,
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