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MysticOceansFL · 11-23-2010, 04:52 PM

Happy Holidays to everyone!!!

BestButchBoy · 11-23-2010, 05:10 PM

The best way out is always through.

Leigh · 11-23-2010, 06:11 PM

Sometimes I wish things could be easier but their always harder for a reason

lipstixgal · 11-23-2010, 06:17 PM

I don't want to go to thanksgiving dinner in Ringwood, NJ its too far and its going to be cold. Just want to stay home and be with my dogs and my own turkey. I will cancel out tomorrow and get money to cook with. that is more important I think..

Rook · 11-23-2010, 09:17 PM

Hmm...
They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport
Could u imagine such a scenario?
"Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis"
- "My what?"
-"That..the um..prosthetic Penis"
{People in Line behind me probably lookin like this -->

}
-"I can't.."
-"~Cough~ Why not?"
-"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.."
-"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.."
{Again, people staring -->

, some actually taking 3 steps back }

Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious....

Novelafemme · 11-23-2010, 10:28 PM

I adore this!!!! And you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

Hmm...
They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport
Could u imagine such a scenario?
"Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis"
- "My what?"
-"That..the um..prosthetic Penis"
{People in Line behind me probably lookin like this -->

}
-"I can't.."
-"~Cough~ Why not?"
-"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.."
-"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.."
{Again, people staring -->

, some actually taking 3 steps back }

Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious....

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-23-2010, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

Hmm...
They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport
Could u imagine such a scenario?
"Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis"
- "My what?"
-"That..the um..prosthetic Penis"
{People in Line behind me probably lookin like this -->

}
-"I can't.."
-"~Cough~ Why not?"
-"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.."
-"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.."
{Again, people staring -->

, some actually taking 3 steps back }

Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious....

Last flight I took, I carried on an awesome vibrator and decided it was a great idea to take out my On Our Backs Guide to Lesbian Sex book. Why is it so much fun to make people uncomfortable

tuffboi29 · 11-23-2010, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

Hmm...
They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport
Could u imagine such a scenario?
"Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis"
- "My what?"
-"That..the um..prosthetic Penis"
{People in Line behind me probably lookin like this -->

}
-"I can't.."
-"~Cough~ Why not?"
-"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.."
-"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.."
{Again, people staring -->

, some actually taking 3 steps back }

Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious....

First of all...I am an Amtrack gold card carrier for a damn fine reason.

I have the greatest answer for such situations and

type faces...

Look at the "guard" in question and say with all seriousness possibly mustered...

"I wish I had been this popular in school." And whip it out. What are they going to do..fine you for exposing a prosthetic penis they asked to see?

All the

faces should then turn into

faces..

Problem solved.

On a completely different note I think I know what I am doing next International Make Someone Uncomfortable Day.

Andrea · 11-24-2010, 08:02 AM

May your Thanksgiving be symbolic for giving thanks everyday.

Andrea

Rook · 11-24-2010, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

Last flight I took, I carried on an awesome vibrator and decided it was a great idea to take out my On Our Backs Guide to Lesbian Sex book. Why is it so much fun to make people uncomfortable

This triggered a long-lost memory of wasted Youth..
I was skulking through the gay&lesbian section of my local bookstore in puerto rico, I was 17 and saw a book titled "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book", yes I started browsing such an interesting Book, cuz I did want extra pointers ~cough~..
Cashier I had a huge crush on {main reason I visited the bookstore} tapped my shoulder and I lost my grip, book fell..She smiles asks "Can I help u find anything?"..
I think I blanked out for a moment, lost in some fantasy, turned 6 shades of red when she picked up the book, I literally Squeaked "Not really.."

Diva · 11-24-2010, 08:54 AM

I'm watching Kings Of Leon on the Today Show right now......I think I may love them now.

Rook · 11-24-2010, 09:00 AM

I crave Granny Smith...
With Caramel Dip...

asphaltcowboi · 11-24-2010, 10:28 AM

every one have a safe and happy holiday.. please be extra carefull if your traveling!

Gentle Tiger · 11-24-2010, 11:43 AM

Blade · 11-24-2010, 02:47 PM

somewhat confused...but thinking one must have "bed life" before they can suffer from "bed death"

BestButchBoy · 11-24-2010, 04:13 PM

There is no such thing as a short sleeve dress shirt.

JustJo · 11-24-2010, 04:21 PM

lipstixgal · 11-24-2010, 04:24 PM

Just finished up with dinner just a sandwich from Subway that's all and now relaxing and watching tv for the night, its going to be an early night I think..tired

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-24-2010, 04:52 PM

Just call me Betty...

2 cheesecakes in the oven
1 peach cobbler ready to be baked
Honey Crisp apples peeled and ready to be made into caramel apple pies
Cookies to follow!!!!

I love being in charge of dessert! Those pain meds are goin strong!!!!!!!!!

Diva · 11-24-2010, 06:08 PM

I haz become immune to The Mucinex.
Still my noser blowin'....sneezin'.....coughin'....I'm a mess.

And I told my daughter that she and her bf should probably not come up this evening for Thanksgiving.....I was just not up to it.

The neat thing in all of this......we had a lovely 2-hour conversation.....that was some good medicine right there!

11-23-2010, 04:52 PM	#4901
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11-23-2010, 06:11 PM	#4903
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Sometimes I wish things could be easier but their always harder for a reason __________________ "When you fall off the wagon ... clutch the sides of it until you get a better grip!"

11-23-2010, 09:17 PM	#4905
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Hmm... They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport Could u imagine such a scenario? "Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis" - "My what?" -"That..the um..prosthetic Penis" {People in Line behind me probably lookin like this --> } -"I can't.." -"~Cough~ Why not?" -"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.." -"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.." {Again, people staring --> , some actually taking 3 steps back } Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious.... __________________

11-24-2010, 08:02 AM	#4909
Andrea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Mature Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Her/She Relationship Status: I heart Rene Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 3,755 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,427 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,022 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	May your Thanksgiving be symbolic for giving thanks everyday. Andrea __________________ I am very spoiled! What we think about and thank about, we bring about! Today I will treat my body with love and respect.

11-24-2010, 09:00 AM	#4912
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I crave Granny Smith... With Caramel Dip... __________________

11-23-2010, 05:10 PM	#4902
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The best way out is always through.

11-23-2010, 06:17 PM	#4904
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	I don't want to go to thanksgiving dinner in Ringwood, NJ its too far and its going to be cold. Just want to stay home and be with my dogs and my own turkey. I will cancel out tomorrow and get money to cook with. that is more important I think..

11-24-2010, 08:54 AM	#4911
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*I'm watching Kings Of Leon on the Today Show right now......I think I may love them now.*

11-24-2010, 10:28 AM	#4913
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	every one have a safe and happy holiday.. please be extra carefull if your traveling! __________________

11-24-2010, 11:43 AM	#4914
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11-24-2010, 02:47 PM	#4915
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11-24-2010, 04:13 PM	#4916
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	There is no such thing as a short sleeve dress shirt.

11-24-2010, 04:21 PM	#4917
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	__________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters Last edited by JustJo; 11-24-2010 at 04:25 PM. Reason: uhhhh....well....if only this were true :)

11-24-2010, 04:24 PM	#4918
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	Just finished up with dinner just a sandwich from Subway that's all and now relaxing and watching tv for the night, its going to be an early night I think..tired

11-24-2010, 04:52 PM	#4919
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Just call me Betty... 2 cheesecakes in the oven 1 peach cobbler ready to be baked Honey Crisp apples peeled and ready to be made into caramel apple pies Cookies to follow!!!! I love being in charge of dessert! Those pain meds are goin strong!!!!!!!!!

11-24-2010, 06:08 PM	#4920
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I haz become immune to The Mucinex. Still my noser blowin'....sneezin'.....coughin'....I'm a mess. And I told my daughter that she and her bf should probably not come up this evening for Thanksgiving.....I was just not up to it. The neat thing in all of this......we had a lovely 2-hour conversation.....that was some good medicine right there!