Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

JoSchmooze · 12-08-2010, 10:50 AM

Good morning Bob,
My name is Freckles - dang are you really a dawg being that small?
I am a Australian sheperd - blue tick heeler mix and I must look almost as
big as some of your other dawg friends....

How come when my Dad is laid back in his recliner he don't like to leave the back door open
for me to run in and out? I gotta check to make sure no one gets in MY yard, yanno.....

I spend way too much time over at my aunt Kat's house, wish my Dad would come home from
somewhere called Wisconsin more often than just every weekend....
Dad is really grumpy about getting me to "jump up on the bed and go to sleep!"
I sleep all day long waiting for him to go out and take me with him.....What's up with that??

See ya, Bob......

lipstixgal · 12-08-2010, 10:59 AM

Good Afternoon Bob!! I have a Chiuahua mix too her name is GiGi and she loves to snuggle up in the bed with her brother Rogge which is a shortie Jack Russell. Even though its freezing out there we still love to go out for a pee and some fresh air. We are waiting for Santa to come and bring us gifts this year...hope you have a good day Bob and enjoy your new balls..

Legendryder · 12-09-2010, 05:54 AM

Hey to everybody!! It is nice of ya'll to stop by and introduce yourselves. It is WAYYY to early for this dog to be out of the bed, but Pop says hy is on the move. Gonna be one of those days I tell ya. Pop is running around already, getting that coffee stuff going, jumping in that thing in the little room that makes you get wet (I will never understand humans) and working on the homework hy always talks about. I do not know what algebra means, but Pop sure does spend a lot of time working on it. Hy says it makes hys brain hurt. If something made my brain hurt, I would stay the heck away from it. Anyhow, I gotta get back to bed. It is too early for me and Pop gets mad at me when I try to steal hys coffee stuff. Hy says it keeps hym alert, so why can't I have some? I wouldn't sleep as much and maybe Pop would quit calling me lazy. I can't help it. I get sleepy. And under the covers is a much better place to be than out in a cold room. Ok, ya'll have a good one.

Legendryder · 12-12-2010, 09:44 AM

I was dreaming last night. Dreaming of the wild times, when my spirt ran with the wolves. Pop says I woke hym up howling in the middle of the night. Sorry bout that Pop, I just couldn't help it.

Glenn · 12-12-2010, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendryder

I was dreaming last night. Dreaming of the wild times, when my spirt ran with the wolves. Pop says I woke hym up howling in the middle of the night. Sorry bout that Pop, I just couldn't help it.

Let's Meet Baby!--Poppy's Coyote Grrrl

Legendryder · 12-13-2010, 04:55 AM

There is snow here.

It goes all the way up to my knees. I was trying to go pp, and it kept brushing on my goober. I just couldn't go. Pop had to tramp down a spot for me. Sucks being small sometimes.

JoSchmooze · 12-13-2010, 07:36 PM

Freckles here.....
Well Dad gets to stay home this week and work on his work from
here.
He keeps talking about sub zero temps, 14 inches of snow and a blizzard!
Seeing as how I never lived anywhere but Arizona I have no idea what that is?

Is it fun? Is it cold? Was your goober frozen? I just squat to pp so I ain't got no goober. Whut?

Today I just laid in Dad's bed all day long, waiting for him to go somewhere
so's I could ride in the backseat. Dang, he never goes anywhere after being
in the office all day. Maybe tomorrow we'll go to the grocery store...

Stay warm, Bob and tell your Pop that my Dad says hey!

12-08-2010, 10:50 AM	#1
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Bob meet Freckles..... Good morning Bob, My name is Freckles - dang are you really a dawg being that small? I am a Australian sheperd - blue tick heeler mix and I must look almost as big as some of your other dawg friends.... How come when my Dad is laid back in his recliner he don't like to leave the back door open for me to run in and out? I gotta check to make sure no one gets in MY yard, yanno..... I spend way too much time over at my aunt Kat's house, wish my Dad would come home from somewhere called Wisconsin more often than just every weekend.... Dad is really grumpy about getting me to "jump up on the bed and go to sleep!" I sleep all day long waiting for him to go out and take me with him.....What's up with that?? See ya, Bob......

12-08-2010, 10:59 AM	#2
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	Good Afternoon Bob!! I have a Chiuahua mix too her name is GiGi and she loves to snuggle up in the bed with her brother Rogge which is a shortie Jack Russell. Even though its freezing out there we still love to go out for a pee and some fresh air. We are waiting for Santa to come and bring us gifts this year...hope you have a good day Bob and enjoy your new balls.. __________________ Gail

12-13-2010, 07:36 PM	#7
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Hey Bob..... Freckles here..... Well Dad gets to stay home this week and work on his work from here. He keeps talking about sub zero temps, 14 inches of snow and a blizzard! Seeing as how I never lived anywhere but Arizona I have no idea what that is? Is it fun? Is it cold? Was your goober frozen? I just squat to pp so I ain't got no goober. Whut? Today I just laid in Dad's bed all day long, waiting for him to go somewhere so's I could ride in the backseat. Dang, he never goes anywhere after being in the office all day. Maybe tomorrow we'll go to the grocery store... Stay warm, Bob and tell your Pop that my Dad says hey!

12-09-2010, 05:54 AM	#3
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Hey to everybody!! It is nice of ya'll to stop by and introduce yourselves. It is WAYYY to early for this dog to be out of the bed, but Pop says hy is on the move. Gonna be one of those days I tell ya. Pop is running around already, getting that coffee stuff going, jumping in that thing in the little room that makes you get wet (I will never understand humans) and working on the homework hy always talks about. I do not know what algebra means, but Pop sure does spend a lot of time working on it. Hy says it makes hys brain hurt. If something made my brain hurt, I would stay the heck away from it. Anyhow, I gotta get back to bed. It is too early for me and Pop gets mad at me when I try to steal hys coffee stuff. Hy says it keeps hym alert, so why can't I have some? I wouldn't sleep as much and maybe Pop would quit calling me lazy. I can't help it. I get sleepy. And under the covers is a much better place to be than out in a cold room. Ok, ya'll have a good one.

12-12-2010, 09:44 AM	#4
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	I was dreaming last night. Dreaming of the wild times, when my spirt ran with the wolves. Pop says I woke hym up howling in the middle of the night. Sorry bout that Pop, I just couldn't help it.

12-13-2010, 04:55 AM	#6
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	There is snow here. It goes all the way up to my knees. I was trying to go pp, and it kept brushing on my goober. I just couldn't go. Pop had to tramp down a spot for me. Sucks being small sometimes.