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Old 12-09-2010, 04:08 PM   #1
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1) I cant make jello. I dont know why. I keep trying. It doesnt settle. How hard is it? Simple. I just cant do it.

2) I just broke my mailbox. It had ice all over it. Now it will never close, ice or no ice.

3) All my winter clothes are too big on me! My pants look like clown pants!

4) I have less financially now than I ever have had but I feel like I have more now than I ever have had

5) sometimes the kindness of another person is all it takes to change a life....
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:39 AM   #2
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1. There is something dark in me that I have made made a friend of
2. I am feeling quite serene, it has taken years to get here
3. I spurn Christmas and exult Halloween.
4. I am learning that I "don't owe anyone pretty"
5. I love stupid little kid jokes . . . .


e.g. What did the momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he headed out for his first day of school?
Bye son!

Which is more satisfying, an Earth rock or a Moon rock?
A Moon rock because it is a little meteor

**NOTE: for them to make sense and to amuse your animals/significant other/friends and family say em out loud. . .
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* I love the smell of leather and have a couple of leather candles hidden in the house.

* I chew almost an entire pack of Orbit gum a day.
Ohhh, I had a couple leather candles. They were yummy. I also had fresh cut grass, lemon zest, cocoa, and cotton. All delicious scents.

I'm in love with Extra's Dessert Delights line. They have strawberry shortcake, mint chocolate chip, and key lime pie. Heavenly!!!

I want filet mignon, right now, but I'm full of cereal.

We have one of those cute college desk type lamps, like the one Pixar has in it's title screen, but ours is lime/neon green.

I think I'm going to eat some peppermint ice cream tonight.
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1. I've never liked chewing gum, although I have a piece every now and again.
2. I am a huge romantic and love giving gifts. However, I'm a very difficult person to buy for, I've been told.
3. I've gotten intrigued by cooking in the past few months. I think being a chef would be cool, but I don't know that the reality of it would be as fun. I'd wanna be like Guy on the Food Network, going and finding sleasy diners that kick ass.
4. I have been stuck in an editor's hell for the past four months.
5. I'm learning to like snow.
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