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Old 12-10-2010, 08:51 AM   #5201
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There's just something endearing to me when I hear a local guy do his own commercials and I hear "hunnert" instead of "hundred"..... <smile>

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Ran into my next~door neighbor on the way to the mailbox a little bit ago......

She and her husband are divorcing......he's leaving her for a younger woman it seems. My heart is sad for all of them, but most especially for her and their 3 children (2 in elem. school, the oldest in middle school).

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Someday I will understand the concept of "fat free" half and half. All it means is it is a wee bit thicker than skim milk, has a hideous aftertaste, and more chemicals than the Dow Corporation.

This might be a good place to say....dont f*&# with my coffee.
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Your socks/tights should never be darker in color than your shoes.

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I think Judy and I are going to snuggle up on the sofa tonight and watch a movie or two! Last night Frankie scared the shit out of both of us when she got past the puppy gate and was carrying Judy around by the back of her shirt!

Thank goodness she did not puncture Judy, causing deflation to occur...I might have gotten lonely this weekend!!



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I always seem to find the worst time to paint my fingernails. I will get everything but the top coat on and dry. Everything will look amazing. Then, I will suddenly have an itch, the phone will ring, or the dog will get into something! I swear its the nail gods teasing me.



My cat's have radar... If my toenails or fingernails are wet, they just HAVE to be loved on, or want to rub on my feet...

seriously... I have done the duck waddle with a cat following me...
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I'm making pierogies and veggies for dinner tonight...
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Usually I am down with your tips, but not this time. The fruitier the drink, the more oddly you can drink it, I say!

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Today they placed the wreaths at the Veteran's Cemetery... I wish I would have brought my camera... Maybe I can go down tomorrow and shoot some pictures...
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This has got to be one of the coolest wedding photos I've ever seen. Or, it could just be cause I'm a big dork who always like the Ninja Turtles...LOL


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Bear = state trooper
care bear= cop sitting in a construction site
county mounty= local sheriff
cop on motorcycle= evil kenevil
got one with a customer= cop with car/truck pulled over
( i call them blue light specials.. lol )
bear bait= a car/truck passing you speeding
weigh/inspection stations= chicken coop
( have not yet learned why they are called that.. lol )
good buddy= gay person
whats your 20= whats your location
yard stick= mile marker
hammer down= go faster
lot lizard= hooker/prositute

anyone know any more...... please feel free to add to it.. lol
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ok so my computer is acting up going slow and doing weird stuff.. so today ill push the buttons to do all the clean up stuff on it.. wish my house had those options!
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That was the rule for etiquette and manners. I never drank out of a straw-ever. And its not necessarily true or etiquette anymore because of sanitation issues. Guess I'll die from a vodka gimlet.
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Bear = state trooper
care bear= cop sitting in a construction site
county mounty= local sheriff
cop on motorcycle= evil kenevil
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( i call them blue light specials.. lol )
bear bait= a car/truck passing you speeding
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good buddy= gay person
whats your 20= whats your location
yard stick= mile marker
hammer down= go faster
lot lizard= hooker/prositute

anyone know any more...... please feel free to add to it.. lol
Hmm...we always used "good buddy" but never in reference to a gay person. Seems that's what it's become these days. Same as "little brother".

Backdoor closed- Rear of convoy covered for police
rocking chair - being boxed in on all sides by 18wheelers, usually to keep another truck out of view of cops
Twelves - company/not alone in the truck
seatcover - female in the truck
Bear cage/bear cave - jail
high po po - state trooper
Papa Bear - state trooper with a CB
Kojak with a Kodak - cop with radar
motion lotion - fuel
beaver - i think that one's kinda self explanatory
beaver feaver - trucker missing their gf/wife
leaf raker - last vehicle in a convoy
pig pen - weigh station
bring it back - answer
bubble gum machine - flashing lights on a cop car
smoky in a plain wrapper - unmarked police car
watch the pavement - be careful
3's & 8's - best wishes
dixie cup - female cb user with a southern accent <---where my screen name came from many years ago...lol

You can tell I come from a long line of truckers. I probably know a few more but this is all I can think of at the moment.



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