I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

*chuckles*

Seems to me, that you're the one that doesn't need a hole to step in to break something and then need stitches and big bandages on your knees! You're dumb luck, you'd slip on all these damn "a-kurns" and need a nurse for a week! (I wish I had a dollar for EVERY one of the acorns - a.k.a. "a-kurns" - in our yard!! I could buy out Bill Gates!)

Woff Woff!!
I haven't met a tree yet that doesn't step out of my way when I'm in Alpha Bitch mode. *revs up chainsaw*

And I wish I had a dollar for every person that THOUGHT they could tie me to a tree and get away with it. The last person that tried, found himself stranded in the woods nekkid, used as squirrel bait.

Smooches,
Sweet -a.k.a. "High Power Priss with Power Tools*....*wraps herself in Pink Panther bathrobe and goes out to hug some trees*

lipstixgal · 12-12-2010, 10:12 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow...

Blade · 12-12-2010, 10:25 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time in my life I've been asked....why do you wear a hat?

Glenn · 12-12-2010, 10:30 AM

My Furkids sat on my computer, book, or newspaper for attention.

Scorp · 01-06-2011, 06:13 AM

Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet....

girl_dee · 01-06-2011, 06:36 AM

that I said "never"

diamondrose · 12-13-2010, 06:54 AM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.

12-12-2010, 10:12 AM	#2
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow... __________________ Gail

12-12-2010, 10:25 AM	#3
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I wish I had a dollar for every time in my life I've been asked....why do you wear a hat? __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

12-12-2010, 10:30 AM	#4
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My Furkids sat on my computer, book, or newspaper for attention. __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

01-06-2011, 06:13 AM	#5
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I wish I had a dollar for... Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet....

01-06-2011, 06:36 AM	#6
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12-13-2010, 06:54 AM	#7
diamondrose Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,384 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2 Thanked 2,895 Times in 923 Posts Rep Power: 13536274	I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.