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dixie · 12-14-2010, 09:12 PM

Corkey · 12-14-2010, 09:30 PM

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just one problem..

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snag ging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will
fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden
of Eden.

' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see,
all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this ? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did
I put that useless boob ?'
>

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib story ?

little_ms_sunshyne · 12-14-2010, 09:40 PM

"Testicles...That is all" -Peter Griffin

Watching Family Guy

I HEART CARTOONS!

katsarecool · 12-14-2010, 10:06 PM

I am feeling very sad for all the people in the Atlanta area who are homeless today because their homes and apartments were burned down!!!! It is an epidemic of house fires. And there have been several deaths as well.

Last Friday there was an apartment fire where three children were left alone by their mother and her boyfriend. They baracaded the children 4,3 and2 years old into their bedroom by a couch. The space heater was left on; the place caught on fire. The four and three year olds died in the fire and the 2 yr old is in critical condition from smoke inhalation. They were out partying!!!!

Rook · 12-14-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch

lol somebody kept it too long. Thundercats HOOOOOO!!! No seriously I'll return it tomorrow. lol jk

Just make sure u mail in Season 1 disks 2 and 3..

{j/k LMAO}

sharkchomp · 12-14-2010, 10:55 PM

This cold weather is killing me!!!!!!! It's cool here in the house, it's effing frigid outside and today the heat was out at work. We all worked in our jackets

Well at least we do have heat here at the house, I have a roof over my head and a loving family and friends. I am blessed, a blessed icecube lol

~~~shark~~~~~~~

dixie · 12-15-2010, 12:04 AM

FlowerFem · 12-15-2010, 09:59 AM

Why does christmas have to be so expensive?

FlowerFem · 12-15-2010, 10:09 AM

Why is Christmas always so expensive ?

BestButchBoy · 12-15-2010, 02:33 PM

Always be courteous to the people that handle your food.

katsarecool · 12-15-2010, 02:44 PM

Trying very hard to find some way to enjoy the winter! Snow and sleet mix about 30 min away and it looks brutal!

lipstixgal · 12-15-2010, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katsarecool

Trying very hard to find some way to enjoy the winter! Snow and sleet mix about 30 min away and it looks brutal!

Really its just cold here been out in it too and not fun at all. Wishing it was Florida already and someplace warm and sunny for my knees which were hurting this morning!! I was at Trader JOe's you can barely get anything in that store people are grabbing and what not, they need another one in the area geesh and the people are pushy too to get out of there beeping and everything I don't care I am not going to get hit by a car just to get of a damn parking lot..some guy was driving like a nut job to get out, you can't drive like that in NJ its just too busy!! for that nonsense

LotusFlower · 12-15-2010, 04:13 PM

Keep trying with the CPAP! I think it is a wonderful thing.

CPAP poster child

Quote:

Originally Posted by justkim

When I had my sleep study done the doctor told me the worst thing you could do is let your animals sleep with you... Since I no longer have cat's sleeping in bed with me or my dogs for that matter I do sleep better... lipstixgal I do hope they get you a working cpap soon, I have heard from a couple of people that it can take some getting use to also ask for some other masks to try... Good luck finding the elusive sleep fairy... She seems to have run out on me...

lipstixgal · 12-15-2010, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LotusFlower

Keep trying with the CPAP! I think it is a wonderful thing.

CPAP poster child

I didn't sleep last night with it, its very uncomfortable to sleep with but I keep trying and get maybe 4 hours sleep at best..I've tried different masks and have one small one which I find is alright but thanks for the encouragement..

Rook · 12-15-2010, 07:15 PM

there are some things of thundercats that had me wonderin while watching the first Season

small list...
1- they're naked in the beginning !!!
2- Lion-o's full of shit in the beginning
3- Snarf seems to mean "Bitch",
4- Tygra's Got to be Queer, or a major brown-noser
5- When Mumra attacked Lion-o for the first time I kinda associated it with Rape {snort},
6 - When Lion-o see's Jaga, and nobody else does, I wonder if they think he's schizoid,
7- How come Lion-o grows, but Wiley Kit/Kat don't?? Are they "little people"?....and btw, theyre far more mature

Small things I ponder now that I'm older and can analyze shit well within its Final moment beyond beating a Dead horse to a Pulp...

citybutch · 12-15-2010, 10:26 PM

Ice cream time!

It's the simple things these days...

BTW... I just saw those shoes over there ------------------>

And they made me think of my wife... so I just had to engage

Cuz they look like glass slippers and I love

love

LOVE

my beautiful Cinderella

Enchantress · 12-16-2010, 12:05 AM

Mercury is in retrograde. This explains the past 48 hours. Uh huh.

Rook · 12-16-2010, 01:08 AM

I love the part in Dragonheart
Draco: "Stop Calling me Dragon !! I have a Name !!"
Bowen: "Well, Ok, what's your name?"
Draco : "It's...ACCCCK..EEEE...OOOH-OW, 0oogah,pthh"

morningstar55 · 12-16-2010, 09:32 AM

OMG this is sooooo wayyy to cute....... lol

miss entycing · 12-16-2010, 09:53 AM

think I wanna run far away...
wonder if anyone would notice I'm gone?

12-14-2010, 09:12 PM	#5281
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Yes, this does hurt...I know...ugh

12-14-2010, 09:30 PM	#5282
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,270 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	From my cousin EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snag ging them on bushes. They're a real pain.' And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'. 'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. ' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?' 'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.' God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this ? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob ?' > Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib story ? __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

12-14-2010, 10:06 PM	#5284
katsarecool Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Woman Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Between Athens and Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 1,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,849 Thanked 1,765 Times in 734 Posts Rep Power: 323366	I am feeling very sad for all the people in the Atlanta area who are homeless today because their homes and apartments were burned down!!!! It is an epidemic of house fires. And there have been several deaths as well. Last Friday there was an apartment fire where three children were left alone by their mother and her boyfriend. They baracaded the children 4,3 and2 years old into their bedroom by a couch. The space heater was left on; the place caught on fire. The four and three year olds died in the fire and the 2 yr old is in critical condition from smoke inhalation. They were out partying!!!! __________________

12-14-2010, 10:55 PM	#5286
sharkchomp Member How Do You Identify?: TG/stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Knoxville Posts: 426 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 419 Thanked 1,343 Times in 309 Posts Rep Power: 9701638	This cold weather is killing me!!!!!!! It's cool here in the house, it's effing frigid outside and today the heat was out at work. We all worked in our jackets Well at least we do have heat here at the house, I have a roof over my head and a loving family and friends. I am blessed, a blessed icecube lol ~~~shark~~~~~~~ __________________ take a fish boating

12-15-2010, 09:59 AM	#5288
FlowerFem Member How Do You Identify?: femm Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: dating Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 128 Thanked 163 Times in 51 Posts Rep Power: 286410	costly Why does christmas have to be so expensive?

12-14-2010, 09:40 PM	#5283
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"Testicles...That is all" -Peter Griffin Watching Family Guy I HEART CARTOONS!

12-15-2010, 12:04 AM	#5287
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12-15-2010, 10:09 AM	#5289
FlowerFem Member How Do You Identify?: femm Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: dating Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 128 Thanked 163 Times in 51 Posts Rep Power: 286410	Why is Christmas always so expensive ?

12-15-2010, 02:33 PM	#5290
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Always be courteous to the people that handle your food.

12-15-2010, 02:44 PM	#5291
katsarecool Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Woman Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Between Athens and Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 1,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,849 Thanked 1,765 Times in 734 Posts Rep Power: 323366	Trying very hard to find some way to enjoy the winter! Snow and sleet mix about 30 min away and it looks brutal! __________________

12-15-2010, 07:15 PM	#5295
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	there are some things of thundercats that had me wonderin while watching the first Season small list... 1- they're naked in the beginning !!! 2- Lion-o's full of shit in the beginning 3- Snarf seems to mean "Bitch", 4- Tygra's Got to be Queer, or a major brown-noser 5- When Mumra attacked Lion-o for the first time I kinda associated it with Rape {snort}, 6 - When Lion-o see's Jaga, and nobody else does, I wonder if they think he's schizoid, 7- How come Lion-o grows, but Wiley Kit/Kat don't?? Are they "little people"?....and btw, theyre far more mature Small things I ponder now that I'm older and can analyze shit well within its Final moment beyond beating a Dead horse to a Pulp... __________________

12-15-2010, 10:26 PM	#5296
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	Ice cream time! It's the simple things these days... BTW... I just saw those shoes over there ------------------> And they made me think of my wife... so I just had to engage Cuz they look like glass slippers and I love love LOVE my beautiful Cinderella __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

12-16-2010, 12:05 AM	#5297
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12-16-2010, 01:08 AM	#5298
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I love the part in Dragonheart Draco: "Stop Calling me Dragon !! I have a Name !!" Bowen: "Well, Ok, what's your name?" Draco : "It's...ACCCCK..EEEE...OOOH-OW, 0oogah,pthh" __________________

12-16-2010, 09:32 AM	#5299
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,240 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	OMG this is sooooo wayyy to cute....... lol __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

12-16-2010, 09:53 AM	#5300
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