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Old 12-16-2010, 08:40 PM   #1
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We were never allowed to say fart. It was poot or pass gas. It is all I can do not to bust a gut when I hear "pass gas" I mean do we catch it and give it to the person beside us or something? yeah pass gas
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We were never allowed to say fart. It was poot or pass gas. It is all I can do not to bust a gut when I hear "pass gas" I mean do we catch it and give it to the person beside us or something? yeah pass gas
My Lil Gma would say "wind poo"
My lil Gma who never weighed over 100 pounds.... I'm sure if she farted, she'd blow away like a kid's balloon... so she just let "wind poos"!!
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I've never heard that. Coochie coo, yes. But never coochie fa fa.
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You have no idea how long this list could go for me! Here are 2 for me:


1) Cooter

2) Vaginitis (My brother in law made up a damn song with the word Vaginitis and now I cant hear it without cracking up!



BTW I told my students about Titicaca right around the time we studied Uranus! (I just read this sentence and it cracked me up...but totally true)
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My Lil Gma would say "wind poo"
My lil Gma who never weighed over 100 pounds.... I'm sure if she farted, she'd blow away like a kid's balloon... so she just let "wind poos"!!

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the gardener in me muffles giggles over COCKSCOMB
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