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Old 12-19-2010, 05:48 PM   #1
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Shad's Mama (talking about thumb print cookies that she actually makes the size of HAND prints) "Sis makes them small so she'll have to get up and get them when she wants one, I don't cos I ain't got to!"
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Me: " Blaze turn the light out !
Blaze: , You turn the light out.
Me: I was in bed first!
Blaze : but your closer to the light .
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Organic plays LOTR on the computer. One of his characters, a goblin, says "Die!" when it attacks.

I SWEAR it says "DANG!" because they have made the voice kinda high and 'squished' to make it fit the character.

So, I'll walk around the apartment when he's playing saying "DANG!" when the goblin says "DIE!". It tickles me to do so and makes me laugh.

Sometimes Organic laughs with me.

Most of the time, he just shakes his head.

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Me and Miss Pink in the kitchen making sugar cookies last night:

Me: "What's wrong with your snowman? It looks skinny."

Miss Pink: "Huh? It got a little stretched out when I picked it up to put it on the pan."

Me: "No baby,that snowman looks like it's been on Jenny Craig!"

I got the hairy eyeball for about two seconds, then we both busted out laughing!
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Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack....

Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!"

Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too."
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sitting on the coucjh after i got home last nite


ME: did you wash whites yet?
Jo: no but i can
nah thats ok i got a pair of khakis,just have to wear a belt because button came off again
Jo: well get them and i'll sew it back on

few minutes pass,she starts to sew and...

Jo: i had this button on good last time..what did you do to pop it off?
Me: grew
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Note: The house has been running as if driven by whip.

Me: You know..We have 15 minutes til we have to leave..*pours large cup of to-go coffee*

Room mate aka "The Hobbit": Dude I need breakfast..I just can't live off of your diet anymore.

Me: *takes long drink of coffee* What do you mean?

Hobbit: I can't live off of coffee man..I need actual food.

Me: *pauses* I eat...

Hobbit: Snacking while cooking dinner then running off does NOT count as a full meal.

Me: I snack during breakfast, too.


(side note: the house is actually driven by coffee..I was just informed. )
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Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack....

Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!"

Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too."
OMG that was funny!

Oh and I love when we both shrugged our shoulders at Miss Pink and she busted out laughing!
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OMG that was funny!

Oh and I love when we both shrugged our shoulders at Miss Pink and she busted out laughing!
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Shad compared the slutty angel to me, kinda. I agreed and hy said, you are bad girl, go to my room, I'll be there in an hour.

To which I replied in amazement, an hour???? That's a long time.........To which you BOTH, at the SAME time, mirror imaged each other and shrugged like it was no big deal.
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