Shit Heard Around this House!!

Gemme · 12-24-2010, 07:28 PM

We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference.

I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it.

He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?"

I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously."

Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath.

Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT.

Gemme · 12-24-2010, 08:35 PM

We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!"

Yes, we have high standards at our home.

scootebaby · 12-26-2010, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!"

Yes, we have high standards at our home.

i can feel Organic on this...i mean if you are gonna stab someone you GOT to do it right! sheeesh

lipstixgal · 12-24-2010, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference.

I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it.

He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?"

I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously."

Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath.

Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT.

You need heat in TExas I didn't know that wow it must be really dreary and damp well its cold here in the northeast but expected at this time of year!! And its funny that you wrote that on the window with a squiggle underneath I really think that the cops will think nothing of it..but I got a laugh anyway thanks..

Gentle Tiger · 12-25-2010, 07:40 PM

*said to Zoe (my cat) as she is twirled around in my lap earlier while trying to get comfortable*

Please remove your paw from my crotch. Her response?

christie · 12-26-2010, 06:42 AM

During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas...

Me: "Its clear this way."

Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway"

Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!

Words · 12-26-2010, 09:09 AM

My 21 year old incredibly spoilt daughter who's visiting from Israel and who seems oblivious to the fact that Christmas does not just 'happen' by itself (in response to my request that she pick up something from right in front of her on the floor)...

''Oooooooooooh Maaaaaaama, come on, you want me to bend? I'm tiiiiiiiiiired.''

*Sigh.*

Words

Jess · 12-27-2010, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christie0918

During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas...

Me: "Its clear this way."

Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway"

Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!

another not so shiny Codger driving moment during said trip...

nearing 11:45 PM on nearly desolate I 77 when we meet oncoming traffic..

Her: Honey, you have your brights on

Me: Really? I knew I was seeing awfully good!

shadows papa · 12-27-2010, 10:41 PM

I cleaned Miss Pink's bathroom today and we are talking about it...

Me: I'm pretty clean even though sometimes I may have a Stinky Boi butt!

Miss Pink: I've never smelled your butt....

I decided I had best leave the room THEN and THERE!

Gemme · 01-04-2011, 10:07 PM

While in the car, a song came on the radio. I began to sing a little bit and Ebon just shook his head. As we pulled into our parking spot, he says, "Now, why would someone want to do that and sing like Eminem?"

I said, "Because it IS Eminem".

JustJo · 01-05-2011, 09:39 AM

I'm on the phone with my teammates and, in a lighter moment, we're talking about New Year's resolutions...

Jo: I've resolved that I'm going to measure out a good 4 mile walk for myself and get back to it...the dog and I both need it and I haven't been getting my daily walk since I moved to Florida.

co-worker: But aren't there alligators where you are now?

Jo: Well, there probably are some in the canals, but I haven't seen one yet.

co-worker: How big is your dog? Could he outrun an alligator? Or could you pick him up and run if you saw one?

Jo: He's a mini-dachshund...if we see an alligator I'll be grabbing him and taking up running like *** (another co-worker and his resolution)

Team laughs (probably at the image of me running

)

co-worker: OMG Jo...do you realize you're going to be walking 4 miles a day with bait?!?!?!?

Gemme · 01-09-2011, 09:17 PM

Me: Hey, honey! They found a 112 year old ship in Michigan.

Ebon: Oh, hey! Was it Noah's Arc?

Me: No, smartass. It's the L.R. Doty.

Ebon: Uh huh.

Me: *reads from the article* It's been perfectly preserved by the cold water. And was the largest wooden vessel to not be accounted for.

Ebon: Yeah. Didn't they think to look in the water before now?

Me: *swats at him*

Me: Did you know that there's a Wisconsin Underwater Archaeology Association?

Ebon: Wow!

Me: No, actually, it's WUAA. *over-pronounces it*

Ebon:

christie · 01-10-2011, 03:53 AM

My mantras for 2011 -

"I can't fix stupid."

"My money is on crazy."

Blade · 01-15-2011, 12:14 PM

Me to Sweet..
Me..want me to fix you something to eat?
Sweet...no, I'll get something in a bit

Me..ok, I don't mind

hour later I walk in the kitchen
Sweet is cooking her breakfast

Me...I'da done that for you
Sweet....it's ok, I wanted french toast

I look in the pan and see an egg frying

Me....french toast? ummm ok...

Blade · 01-10-2011, 08:47 AM

conversation about me having made coffee yesterday

me..I aint a good coffee maker

sweet..it's easy just read the bag

me...I did it said 1 tablespoon

sweet...teaspoon

me...no says tablespoon...how bout you go make us some good coffee

sweet...grumbling something as she went to trump me on the tablespoon vs teaspoon

Moments later
sweet...CALEB

sweet...CALEB YOU USED THE WHOLE BAG OF COFFEE FOR ONE POT?

me...cracking up no I didn't

sweet...well the bag is empty....

me...

miss entycing · 01-11-2011, 05:02 PM

Damon as He's going in the kitchen to make cookies-

Him- want me to make you some cookies?

me- will you make both kinds?

Him- was gonna

Him fumbling around in cabinet

Him- I can't make these cookies dammit!

me-oh good gravy- why not?

Him- cuz we ain't got no eggs

me- it needs eggs?? I thought it came with all that?

Him- uh, nooooo- it doesn't

me- who knew?

Him- well I guess I'll brave the ice and go to the store tomorrow and buy cookies!

Gemme · 01-14-2011, 11:39 PM

Ebon: Have you started looking for another job?

Me: No. It took me so long to find this one and I don't like job humping.

Both:

Me: Uh, I mean job hopping. I'm going to bed now.

Ebon: Might be a good idea.

12-24-2010, 07:28 PM	#1
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference. I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it. He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?" I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously." Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath. Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-24-2010, 08:35 PM	#2
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!" Yes, we have high standards at our home. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-25-2010, 07:40 PM	#5
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	said to Zoe (my cat) as she is twirled around in my lap earlier while trying to get comfortable Please remove your paw from my crotch. Her response? __________________ Please like

12-27-2010, 10:41 PM	#9
shadows papa Member How Do You Identify?: With a Warning Label Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard Relationship Status: Peaceful Easy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Back Where I Come From Posts: 699 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,223 Thanked 1,643 Times in 484 Posts Rep Power: 3193790	I cleaned Miss Pink's bathroom today and we are talking about it... Me: I'm pretty clean even though sometimes I may have a Stinky Boi butt! Miss Pink: I've never smelled your butt.... I decided I had best leave the room THEN and THERE! __________________ "Cry,cuss,sling snot, whatever. Just KEEP PEDALING!!" Shad

01-04-2011, 10:07 PM	#10
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	While in the car, a song came on the radio. I began to sing a little bit and Ebon just shook his head. As we pulled into our parking spot, he says, "Now, why would someone want to do that and sing like Eminem?" I said, "Because it IS Eminem". __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-26-2010, 06:42 AM	#6
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753263	During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas... Me: "Its clear this way." Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway" Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!

12-26-2010, 09:09 AM	#7
Words Member How Do You Identify?: Queer femme submissive Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: UK Posts: 969 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,258 Times in 677 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My 21 year old incredibly spoilt daughter who's visiting from Israel and who seems oblivious to the fact that Christmas does not just 'happen' by itself (in response to my request that she pick up something from right in front of her on the floor)... ''Oooooooooooh Maaaaaaama, come on, you want me to bend? I'm tiiiiiiiiiired.'' Sigh. Words

01-05-2011, 09:39 AM	#11
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Heard on a work conference call... I'm on the phone with my teammates and, in a lighter moment, we're talking about New Year's resolutions... Jo: I've resolved that I'm going to measure out a good 4 mile walk for myself and get back to it...the dog and I both need it and I haven't been getting my daily walk since I moved to Florida. co-worker: But aren't there alligators where you are now? Jo: Well, there probably are some in the canals, but I haven't seen one yet. co-worker: How big is your dog? Could he outrun an alligator? Or could you pick him up and run if you saw one? Jo: He's a mini-dachshund...if we see an alligator I'll be grabbing him and taking up running like * (another co-worker and his resolution) Team laughs (probably at the image of me running ) co-worker: OMG Jo...do you realize you're going to be walking 4 miles a day with bait*?!?!?!? __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters*

01-09-2011, 09:17 PM	#12
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Me: Hey, honey! They found a 112 year old ship in Michigan. Ebon: Oh, hey! Was it Noah's Arc? Me: No, smartass. It's the L.R. Doty. Ebon: Uh huh. Me: reads from the article It's been perfectly preserved by the cold water. And was the largest wooden vessel to not be accounted for. Ebon: Yeah. Didn't they think to look in the water before now? Me: swats at him Me: Did you know that there's a Wisconsin Underwater Archaeology Association? Ebon: Wow! Me: No, actually, it's WUAA. over-pronounces it Ebon: __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

01-10-2011, 03:53 AM	#13
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753263	My mantras for 2011 - "I can't fix stupid." "My money is on crazy."

01-15-2011, 12:14 PM	#14
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Me to Sweet.. Me..want me to fix you something to eat? Sweet...no, I'll get something in a bit Me..ok, I don't mind hour later I walk in the kitchen Sweet is cooking her breakfast Me...I'da done that for you Sweet....it's ok, I wanted french toast I look in the pan and see an egg frying Me....french toast? ummm ok... __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-10-2011, 08:47 AM	#15
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	conversation about me having made coffee yesterday me..I aint a good coffee maker sweet..it's easy just read the bag me...I did it said 1 tablespoon sweet...teaspoon me...no says tablespoon...how bout you go make us some good coffee sweet...grumbling something as she went to trump me on the tablespoon vs teaspoon Moments later sweet...CALEB sweet...CALEB YOU USED THE WHOLE BAG OF COFFEE FOR ONE POT? me...cracking up no I didn't sweet...well the bag is empty.... me... __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-11-2011, 05:02 PM	#16
miss entycing Senior Member How Do You Identify?: dangerous, but worth the risk. Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice.. it's that easy. Relationship Status: CapitalM's carved upon my skin. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: on the southern edge of sanity, under a carolina moon. Posts: 3,276 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,341 Thanked 8,262 Times in 2,254 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Damon as He's going in the kitchen to make cookies- Him- want me to make you some cookies? me- will you make both kinds? Him- was gonna Him fumbling around in cabinet Him- I can't make these cookies dammit! me-oh good gravy- why not? Him- cuz we ain't got no eggs me- it needs eggs?? I thought it came with all that? Him- uh, nooooo- it doesn't me- who knew? Him- well I guess I'll brave the ice and go to the store tomorrow and buy cookies! __________________ True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate their life, through devotion, to something beyond themselves. Whenever someone awakens fully, it affects human consciousness at a collective level. It is like dropping a stone into a dark murky pond. Ripples of light... Not one word need be spoken.

01-14-2011, 11:39 PM	#17
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,924 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	In a discussion about issues with my job.. Ebon: Have you started looking for another job? Me: No. It took me so long to find this one and I don't like job humping. Both: Me: Uh, I mean job hopping. I'm going to bed now. Ebon: Might be a good idea. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.