Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

lipstixgal · 12-30-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Legendryder

Pop took me for a ride in a car today. It was great. We drove around, looking at stuff. Hy says it is too cold for me to ride on the bike and I haven't gone anywhere for a while. So, off we went. I got a great Pop.

Yay Bob for the ride in the car I hope you had a good time...Yes its cold to ride on the bike..its time for lunch here in my house going for some food soon...have a good day Bob

lipstixgal · 02-03-2011, 08:52 AM

WE haven't heard from Bob and wondering how he is doing?? Hopefully he is getting through the cold and snow..

Legendryder · 02-08-2011, 08:32 AM

Wow!! It has been a flurry of activity here at the Bob castle. Pop has been working a lot of hours and doin' the school thing too. I think hy is about to lose hys mind actually. Hy keeps talking to the screen on this puter. Kinda frightning actually.
Anyhow, lots has happened since the last time Pop typed for me. I have been taking life slow, well as slow as a chihuahua can that is. Pop says I am high speed, low drag. Whatever that means I have not a clue. But, grampa sent Pop a check for a car. Which is wayyyyyy too cool, so now I get to go places when its cold. I sit on Pop's lap and peek out the window as we go. Very cool.
Pop is pretty bummed with hys algebra grade. Hy has been bitching for days. Pretty tired of hearing about it actually. It is over and done with. Move on. Thank you.
Oh, Pop bought me new balls!! I got 6 more of the tiny tennis balls. God I love those things!! I now am the proud owner of 15 balls. I am sure to hide them under the bed so that I know where they are at all times. I am slowly working through the new ones, ripping the fuzz off. I am very good at this, it is one of my many talents. Of course, I get to hear about it from Pop, but hell, he runs the floor sucking thingie about every day anyway. I have no idea why hy bitches about that. I love that thing, cause it makes shadows on the walls which I chase and bark at. Fun stuff that.
Well, Pop says I gotta shut this down now, hy has homework to get to. Which means I get to sit in hys lap and help. I am very smart you know. I help with all hys homework. But the bad grade in algebra is not my fault, I had the answers right, but hy ignored me. Too bad, so sad. Neener, neener neener. Next time listen to the chihuahua Pop.

Til the next time,

Bob

Legendryder · 03-08-2011, 05:58 AM

Wow it has been busy here at my place. Pop decided to change the room around because hy bought a new xbox with kinect. All I know is hy looks like an idiot waving at the tv. I have been keeping busy with my balls. They are still very fun, and I even have saved a couple of the tennis balls to shread at a later date. Pop brought me some beef ribs the other day. Hy said they were dog treats, but all I know is that it is dead cow and I love it.
Pop has been taking me for rides in hys car. It is a lot of fun. I sit in Pops lap and put my feet on the window and watch stuff go by. I have even had people honk at me. Scared me half silly, but it made Pop laugh. I am glad that Pop will be done with school in about a month. Man, hy is cranky. Personally, I think hy should just take a day or two off and get some sleep. Hy keeps saying it is only for a bit longer and hy will be taking a month off from school. I think hy is nuts for wanting to do something that keeps hym from sleeping. Sleep is good. I am an expert on sleeping. I do it often.
Hey, spring is just around the corner though right? Pop got some parts to get the bike fixed up for the new year, so I am hyped. It is getting to be riding time. Pop says as soon as it is warm enough for hym to ride in a tshirt, I get to go. Awesome!!

Well, Pop has to get ready for work so I gotta get to gettin'.

Catch you all on the flip!!

Bob

lipstixgal · 03-08-2011, 07:09 AM

I'm so glad that Bob is doing good and you are too with school and work. Have fun with Bob on the bike the warm weather is almost here!!

Legendryder · 04-01-2011, 10:59 AM

Hey from Bob land!!

Well heck, Pop took me to that vet person again. I love the people there, but the poking me with sharp things has gotta go. A guy has to have standards right? That stuff stings like the dickins ok? So back off with the poking. And they stuck something up my butt too. I tried telling the guy that was wrong, but he did it anyhow. Assclown.

Well, I am doing great. The vet person said I have to lay off the snacks though. That did not make me happy. Not my fault I am fluffy. But, Pop says we gotta cut back a little. No more french fries. DAMMITT!! I love those things. But, maybe when I lose the half a pound, we can get back to them. But, as the weather gets warmer, I get a bit more active with outside stuff, so I will run it off.

There are some pretty girls that work at the vet place though. I was flirting with them and made Pop laugh. I can't help it if I am a shameless flirt, just built that way. I'm a stud and I know it. Women can not resist my charms. Pop should take lessons from me, hy cannot buy a date for pete's sake. Hy says that I am company enough, but I think hy needs to get out more. Hy is a little shy actually. I have been trying to tell hym that hy needs to go out. But, nothing yet. Maybe when hy can ride hy will meet people. You can never tell.

Well, anyhow, Pop has homework and I have a bed calling my name. So, as always folks, keep the greasy side down.

Later,

Bob

Legendryder · 06-05-2011, 10:56 PM

Ok, so here is the latest from the world of Bob......Pop is just about to get the bike fixed. Just waiting on one part and it will be all ready to go. I say it is about damn time. I have not been on the bike all year. Dammit!! I hate that. I love to ride. So, I am gonna have to make Pop take me alot to make up for all that lost riding time. So there. Pop also owes me lunch at Wildcreek BBQ so I will be collecting on that too. I love that place. The owner always "accidently" drops food on the floor when I am there. Very cool.
Pop also needs to get me new tennis balls, cause I ripped the covers off all the ones I got. So, I only got nakid balls right now. Kind of boring if you ask me. I also managed to rip the squeekers out of all those other ones too. So they are nakid non-squeeking balls. Not a good thing. Pop needs to get with it, right?
Well, Pop says it is time for bed. Can't say why, I am not really all that tired. Been nappin' all day. Pop should get a job like mine. Look cute, eat, poop and nap. Hey, it pays the bills, yanno? Like I need money, I don't even have any pockets.

So, as always, keep it between the ditches.

Bob

02-03-2011, 08:52 AM	#2
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	WE haven't heard from Bob and wondering how he is doing?? Hopefully he is getting through the cold and snow.. __________________ Gail

03-08-2011, 07:09 AM	#5
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	I'm so glad that Bob is doing good and you are too with school and work. Have fun with Bob on the bike the warm weather is almost here!! __________________ Gail

02-08-2011, 08:32 AM	#3
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Wow!! It has been a flurry of activity here at the Bob castle. Pop has been working a lot of hours and doin' the school thing too. I think hy is about to lose hys mind actually. Hy keeps talking to the screen on this puter. Kinda frightning actually. Anyhow, lots has happened since the last time Pop typed for me. I have been taking life slow, well as slow as a chihuahua can that is. Pop says I am high speed, low drag. Whatever that means I have not a clue. But, grampa sent Pop a check for a car. Which is wayyyyyy too cool, so now I get to go places when its cold. I sit on Pop's lap and peek out the window as we go. Very cool. Pop is pretty bummed with hys algebra grade. Hy has been bitching for days. Pretty tired of hearing about it actually. It is over and done with. Move on. Thank you. Oh, Pop bought me new balls!! I got 6 more of the tiny tennis balls. God I love those things!! I now am the proud owner of 15 balls. I am sure to hide them under the bed so that I know where they are at all times. I am slowly working through the new ones, ripping the fuzz off. I am very good at this, it is one of my many talents. Of course, I get to hear about it from Pop, but hell, he runs the floor sucking thingie about every day anyway. I have no idea why hy bitches about that. I love that thing, cause it makes shadows on the walls which I chase and bark at. Fun stuff that. Well, Pop says I gotta shut this down now, hy has homework to get to. Which means I get to sit in hys lap and help. I am very smart you know. I help with all hys homework. But the bad grade in algebra is not my fault, I had the answers right, but hy ignored me. Too bad, so sad. Neener, neener neener. Next time listen to the chihuahua Pop. Til the next time, Bob

03-08-2011, 05:58 AM	#4
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Wow it has been busy here at my place. Pop decided to change the room around because hy bought a new xbox with kinect. All I know is hy looks like an idiot waving at the tv. I have been keeping busy with my balls. They are still very fun, and I even have saved a couple of the tennis balls to shread at a later date. Pop brought me some beef ribs the other day. Hy said they were dog treats, but all I know is that it is dead cow and I love it. Pop has been taking me for rides in hys car. It is a lot of fun. I sit in Pops lap and put my feet on the window and watch stuff go by. I have even had people honk at me. Scared me half silly, but it made Pop laugh. I am glad that Pop will be done with school in about a month. Man, hy is cranky. Personally, I think hy should just take a day or two off and get some sleep. Hy keeps saying it is only for a bit longer and hy will be taking a month off from school. I think hy is nuts for wanting to do something that keeps hym from sleeping. Sleep is good. I am an expert on sleeping. I do it often. Hey, spring is just around the corner though right? Pop got some parts to get the bike fixed up for the new year, so I am hyped. It is getting to be riding time. Pop says as soon as it is warm enough for hym to ride in a tshirt, I get to go. Awesome!! Well, Pop has to get ready for work so I gotta get to gettin'. Catch you all on the flip!! Bob

04-01-2011, 10:59 AM	#6
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Hey from Bob land!! Well heck, Pop took me to that vet person again. I love the people there, but the poking me with sharp things has gotta go. A guy has to have standards right? That stuff stings like the dickins ok? So back off with the poking. And they stuck something up my butt too. I tried telling the guy that was wrong, but he did it anyhow. Assclown. Well, I am doing great. The vet person said I have to lay off the snacks though. That did not make me happy. Not my fault I am fluffy. But, Pop says we gotta cut back a little. No more french fries. DAMMITT!! I love those things. But, maybe when I lose the half a pound, we can get back to them. But, as the weather gets warmer, I get a bit more active with outside stuff, so I will run it off. There are some pretty girls that work at the vet place though. I was flirting with them and made Pop laugh. I can't help it if I am a shameless flirt, just built that way. I'm a stud and I know it. Women can not resist my charms. Pop should take lessons from me, hy cannot buy a date for pete's sake. Hy says that I am company enough, but I think hy needs to get out more. Hy is a little shy actually. I have been trying to tell hym that hy needs to go out. But, nothing yet. Maybe when hy can ride hy will meet people. You can never tell. Well, anyhow, Pop has homework and I have a bed calling my name. So, as always folks, keep the greasy side down. Later, Bob

06-05-2011, 10:56 PM	#7
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Ok, so here is the latest from the world of Bob......Pop is just about to get the bike fixed. Just waiting on one part and it will be all ready to go. I say it is about damn time. I have not been on the bike all year. Dammit!! I hate that. I love to ride. So, I am gonna have to make Pop take me alot to make up for all that lost riding time. So there. Pop also owes me lunch at Wildcreek BBQ so I will be collecting on that too. I love that place. The owner always "accidently" drops food on the floor when I am there. Very cool. Pop also needs to get me new tennis balls, cause I ripped the covers off all the ones I got. So, I only got nakid balls right now. Kind of boring if you ask me. I also managed to rip the squeekers out of all those other ones too. So they are nakid non-squeeking balls. Not a good thing. Pop needs to get with it, right? Well, Pop says it is time for bed. Can't say why, I am not really all that tired. Been nappin' all day. Pop should get a job like mine. Look cute, eat, poop and nap. Hey, it pays the bills, yanno? Like I need money, I don't even have any pockets. So, as always, keep it between the ditches. Bob