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Old 12-30-2010, 11:43 AM   #1
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Scoote: Honey, you got something from Home Depot...

Jo: Oh, it's the credit card...so we could get the zero interest on the patio furniture...

Scoote: We have a Home Depot credit card???

Jo: Yep

Scoote: Damn...I wish I was more butch...

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Old 12-30-2010, 01:15 PM   #2
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Scoote: Honey, you got something from Home Depot...

Jo: Oh, it's the credit card...so we could get the zero interest on the patio furniture...

Scoote: We have a Home Depot credit card???

Jo: Yep

Scoote: Damn...I wish I was more butch...


LOL! Were that convo to take place here.. it would be me saying " Damn, we have a patio?".. to which she would respond " yes, the one you are going to use this credit card to build".. argh.. the joys of homebuilding!
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Blade: What's sha...sha...shit Take mushrooms?
Me: huh?
Blade: What's shit Take mushrooms?
Me: You mean Shiitake! You goof!
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Me and Miss Pink sitting in the living room replying to each other in the "Song Title Quiz" thread....

Me: I'm stalking you,I gots one for ya!

Miss Pink: Whatcha got, cos you AIN"T TALKIN' ABOUT LOVE

Me: I got a GOOD ONE for ya!

Miss Pink: Whatcha got big boi??

Me: Yanno we could save ourselves a LOT of typing and just duel this out right here!

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Me: You're being fastidious about how you arrange that beef in the bowl.
Blade: What's that mean?
Me: You tell me. You posted it as your Word Of The Day a few days ago.
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