Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 03:55 PM

Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.

Julie · 01-02-2011, 04:08 PM

I have visited Mister Bent's page a few times...
BUT NOW...
I will have to visit it daily - maybe even a few times a day --
Perhaps I will read all of Mister Bent's visitor messages.
Perhaps I will follow conversations.
Perhaps I will leave little messages.
Perhaps I will be part of this phenomenological experience (I think that is a word).

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 04:13 PM

Julie · 01-02-2011, 04:14 PM

Maybe everybody who stalks Mister Bent!
Wants to do the Nasty Nasty with him!

***Gasp

Not admitting if I did or didn't!

Jet · 01-02-2011, 04:18 PM

No, I like him because he uses a cap.

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 04:19 PM

What the hell?

Queerasfck · 01-02-2011, 04:21 PM

I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........

Bent uses no cap, all the gray is natural.

I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself?

It all feels so *Black Swan.*

waxnrope · 01-02-2011, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Bent uses no cap, all the gray is natural.

I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself?

It all feels so *Black Swan.*

I'll have to stalk him for sure now ... a tutu?

Queerasfck · 01-02-2011, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.

Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about.

Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit.

It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I?????
God, I'm awful and going to hell.

A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon!

Queerasfck · 01-02-2011, 04:35 PM

This is just like a celebrity roast and Mister Bent is Shatner.

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 04:36 PM

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about.

Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit.

It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I?????
God, I'm awful and going to hell.

A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon!

Miss Scarlett · 01-02-2011, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

What the hell?

Really! Wondering if this is the first incident of Rickrolling here on the Planet...

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 04:42 PM

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

- The Shat

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

- The Shat

Tucker · 01-02-2011, 04:59 PM

I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is.
(I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.)

"I'm coming around
Better pull your blind down
I'm coming to get you

I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight
I'll look thru your window til dawn
I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful
Of you doing porn"

Dude · 01-02-2011, 05:00 PM

I had to look.
Then I needed to look at the gallery which I hoped would explain the cap.
Then I got sucked all up in the story of Ben.
Then I had to go back to the famous person's profile to see the number because
I forgot the first time around.

Ms. Meander · 01-02-2011, 05:12 PM

I am totally stalking Mister Bent! I am certain that at least 3/4 of those views are from me, during sleepless nights when I can think of nothing other than, "who is this guy? what makes him tick? what's he up to now?". Inquiring minds must know!

DapperButch · 01-02-2011, 05:14 PM

Having never been to Mister Bent's page I decided to visit to see what the fuss is all about. I poured myself a glass of scotch neat, settled back in my arm chair, eager to read all the happenings....but alas, no visitor message page!

I was disappointed to say the least....

View Poll Results: Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy	8	9.20%
Duh, I'm a Stalker	10	11.49%
I consider myself paparazzi	14	16.09%
I don't know what the hell you are talking about...	60	68.97%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2011, 03:55 PM	#1
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers? Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden Last edited by The_Lady_Snow; 01-02-2011 at 04:00 PM.

01-02-2011, 04:08 PM	#2
Julie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Angel * Femme * Lesbian * Girl * Woman * Slut * Bitch * Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: No longer a Virgin Bride to Dreamer ~ May 17th, 2014 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New York Posts: 4,674 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,676 Thanked 18,160 Times in 3,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I have visited Mister Bent's page a few times... BUT NOW... I will have to visit it daily - maybe even a few times a day -- Perhaps I will read all of Mister Bent's visitor messages. Perhaps I will follow conversations. Perhaps I will leave little messages. Perhaps I will be part of this phenomenological experience (I think that is a word). __________________ “Sometimes only one person is missing and the whole world seems depopulated.” ~ Alphonse de Lamartine - 1790-1869 http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/o...ps4d9fb6c0.jpg I Love You ~ I Love Us May 17, 2014

01-02-2011, 04:13 PM	#3
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Never gonna give never gona give.... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-02-2011, 04:14 PM	#4
Julie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Angel * Femme * Lesbian * Girl * Woman * Slut * Bitch * Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: No longer a Virgin Bride to Dreamer ~ May 17th, 2014 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New York Posts: 4,674 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,676 Thanked 18,160 Times in 3,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Maybe everybody who stalks Mister Bent! Wants to do the Nasty Nasty with him! ***Gasp Not admitting if I did or didn't! __________________ “Sometimes only one person is missing and the whole world seems depopulated.” ~ Alphonse de Lamartine - 1790-1869 http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/o...ps4d9fb6c0.jpg I Love You ~ I Love Us May 17, 2014

01-02-2011, 04:18 PM	#5
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	No, I like him because he uses a cap.

01-02-2011, 04:19 PM	#6
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I've been rickrolled What the hell? __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

01-02-2011, 04:21 PM	#7
Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,488 Times in 1,638 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........ __________________ http://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk...28750fb328.jpg

01-02-2011, 04:35 PM	#11
Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,488 Times in 1,638 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	This is just like a celebrity roast and Mister Bent is Shatner. __________________ http://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk...28750fb328.jpg

01-02-2011, 04:36 PM	#12
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Yikes __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-02-2011, 04:42 PM	#15
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I, too, am often asked "How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways." - The Shat __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

01-02-2011, 04:59 PM	#17
Tucker Member How Do You Identify?: A pretty little thing Preferred Pronoun?: Fatale Relationship Status: Independently owned and operated Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Afternoons in Utopia. Posts: 832 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,090 Thanked 1,292 Times in 486 Posts Rep Power: 3051091	Pull your blinds down. I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is. (I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.) "I'm coming around Better pull your blind down I'm coming to get you I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight I'll look thru your window til dawn I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful Of you doing porn"

01-02-2011, 05:00 PM	#18
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I had to look. Then I needed to look at the gallery which I hoped would explain the cap. Then I got sucked all up in the story of Ben. Then I had to go back to the famous person's profile to see the number because I forgot the first time around.

01-02-2011, 05:12 PM	#19
Ms. Meander Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Relationship Status: Ethical Nonmonogamist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,520 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,706 Thanked 5,214 Times in 1,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I am totally stalking Mister Bent! I am certain that at least 3/4 of those views are from me, during sleepless nights when I can think of nothing other than, "who is this guy? what makes him tick? what's he up to now?". Inquiring minds must know! __________________ My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou

01-02-2011, 05:14 PM	#20
DapperButch Roadster Guy How Do You Identify?: FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Posts: 7,745 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,545 Thanked 26,814 Times in 5,772 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Having never been to Mister Bent's page I decided to visit to see what the fuss is all about. I poured myself a glass of scotch neat, settled back in my arm chair, eager to read all the happenings....but alas, no visitor message page! I was disappointed to say the least.... __________________ -Dapper Are you educated or indoctrinated?