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View Poll Results: Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy 8 9.20%
Duh, I'm a Stalker 10 11.49%
I consider myself paparazzi 14 16.09%
I don't know what the hell you are talking about... 60 68.97%
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:14 PM   #1
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Having never been to Mister Bent's page I decided to visit to see what the fuss is all about. I poured myself a glass of scotch neat, settled back in my arm chair, eager to read all the happenings....but alas, no visitor message page!

I was disappointed to say the least....
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I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

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I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

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Funny how a pole got you in here though

Laughs, now you know I couldn't pass up a lil chance at some fun fuckery!!
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This entire thread is cracking me up. Just wanted to contribute. I haven't been stalking Mr. Bent, but apparently all the cool kids are doing it...

Or checking out his "pole," anyway. Hahahaha...
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fuck I forgot to vote
and I may NEED to go take another look see
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Bahahahahahahahaha!! Fantastic.

I work for a technology company I am not permitted to name online which may or may not be extremely similar to that of The Beatles' record label. And a fruit. Ahem. Anyway, I thought OUR most zealous fans were a little crazy, but...
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Had to vote "I have no idea what the hell you are talking about" on this one. That's a LOT of page visits!
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:40 PM   #13
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It's true.

I get all my news from Bent's profile.

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I voted, only for Snowy (Curtsey)

I have never been to Mr Bents page and I won't be giving in to peer pressure. I won't sleep tonite wondering but I won't give in!
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I confess that I peep on all things bent or twisted. Had there been a Mr. Twisted (someone feel free to take this as your SN btw) I would have "viewed" them showering as well.
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Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
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is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
That's fine. Number 1 has always worked for me.
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The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:






Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.
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Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.
This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

According to Aristotle, my pole could use some of those artichokes.

“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”
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Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?
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