Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers?

moxie · 01-02-2011, 09:40 PM

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

betenoire · 01-02-2011, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

moxie · 01-02-2011, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

That does sound more plausible.

betenoire · 01-02-2011, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

That does sound more plausible.

I am logical like Spock.

DapperButch · 01-02-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

Denny Crane!

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

Shhh. Don't give away my secret!

Tests of this theory seem to indicate not, but perhaps we could ask someone in the know.

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

I like Dapper's theory.

Suddenly, I feel inadequate.

Clearly it's YOUR sock bringing all the ladies to the yard.

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

However, that theory - while seemingly sound - does not explain why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

This is why you are my newest friend.

DomnNC would be, but he's a little too fixated on my pole

for my personal comfort level.

betenoire · 01-02-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

However, that theory, while seemingly sound, does not explain, why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

moxie · 01-02-2011, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

Braggart.

how's that for fancy?

adorable · 01-02-2011, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Giggle.

No.

Really.

I only admit to stalking when there is a poll.

You have no poll.

Once you do, trust and believe that I will claim #1 stalker status there as well.

Terrifying? Hardly.

I just get stuck in the bushes.

rainintothesea · 01-02-2011, 10:15 PM

Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now.

Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 10:18 PM

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....

BAT BOY!!!!!!!

nycfem · 01-04-2011, 08:56 AM

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

The_Lady_Snow · 01-04-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nycfembbw

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

GET OUT!!!!

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

nycfem · 01-04-2011, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

GET OUT!!!!

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

Like... YEAH!

The_Lady_Snow · 01-04-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by nycfembbw

Like... YEAH!

Ya should of sold his COCKtail napkin on E-Bay.

No.

Wait.

That's creepy.

Diva · 01-04-2011, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by nycfembbw

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

Wait.

WHO?

View Poll Results: Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy	8	9.20%
Duh, I'm a Stalker	10	11.49%
I consider myself paparazzi	14	16.09%
I don't know what the hell you are talking about...	60	68.97%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2011, 10:18 PM	#12
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since.... BAT BOY!!!!!!! __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-02-2011, 09:40 PM	#1
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,765 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him. Uh huh. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

01-02-2011, 10:15 PM	#11
rainintothesea Member How Do You Identify?: - Preferred Pronoun?: - Relationship Status: - Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: - Posts: 533 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,135 Thanked 801 Times in 314 Posts Rep Power: 4143698	Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now. Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

01-04-2011, 08:56 AM	#13
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,489 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!