Toasters?

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 06:07 PM

Dear Tart,

June is an inglorious liar.

She has a damned Hell(o) Kitty toaster.

At least that's what she told me once.

Listen to nothing she tells you. Ever,

e

TeaPartyTart · 11-09-2009, 06:15 PM

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget. The Black and Decker model sounds efficient but also a little too 'tool belt'. I wonder if it comes in pink like June's Hello Kitty version.

Where the heck is Pinkie Lee with the toast? *hiccup*

Jet · 11-09-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget. The Black and Decker model sounds efficient but also a little too 'tool belt'. I wonder if it comes in pink like June's Hello Kitty version.

Where the heck is Pinkie Lee with the toast? *hiccup*

Sometimes gotta give toasting all ya got..........Black & Decker

TeaPartyTart · 11-09-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Jet

Sometimes gotta give toasting all ya got..........Black & Decker

I take this to be a legit testimonial. (Unless, of course, E comes in and calls you out on it like she did June's. )

evolveme · 11-09-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget.

Oh, yes.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that she is even known to bear false witness.

That might even get her permanently banned.

Or an honorary doctorate.

Depends, really.

Diva · 11-09-2009, 06:46 PM

All this Toaster Talk is making me so sad and teary......I lost the last 2 toasters in a custodial dispute.

I blame June.

~Diva

Just_G · 11-09-2009, 06:22 PM

I earned a couple of toaster ovens over the years, but never kept any of them.

I have the basic black and decker that can toast anything from a waffle to a bagel.

TeaPartyTart · 11-09-2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Just_G

I earned a couple of toaster ovens over the years, but never kept any of them.

I have the basic black and decker that can toast anything from a waffle to a bagel.

I was wondering when someone would take the toaster bait! Way to go G. Damn I haven't had an Eggo in years. Now I want one.

WolfyOne · 11-09-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

Damn I haven't had an Eggo in years. Now I want one.

I couldn't resist.....uh oh let go of my Eggo

cara · 11-09-2009, 07:00 PM

I, too, need to start saving my pennies for a new toaster! The oven broiler method takes too much time for little ol' impatient me and it also seems to dry the bread out.

I've never had a toaster oven before. I'm curious whether or not people here think that is a better investment.

~cara

girl_dee · 03-05-2012, 03:09 PM

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