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Old 01-06-2011, 09:02 PM   #1
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i confess
..sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to hit someone in the head with a baseball bat...or how hard a swing it would take to bury a claw hammer in a skull..or a knife plunging into a stomach
...i would not actually do it tho--i dont think
...i have a huge hankering for a donut or-3
...i think i may finally start getting to sleep thru the night--altho i need the help of a pill
...i love my girlfriend,and i prolly dont show her enough
...this long days are taxing on my body
...i need some jello
...im gonna go get some now
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I confess: Dang Scoot! I think you should just be totally honest and say what you REALLY feel! lol

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..sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to hit someone in the head with a baseball bat...or how hard a swing it would take to bury a claw hammer in a skull..or a knife plunging into a stomach
...i would not actually do it tho--i dont think
...i have a huge hankering for a donut or-3
...i think i may finally start getting to sleep thru the night--altho i need the help of a pill
...i love my girlfriend,and i prolly dont show her enough
...this long days are taxing on my body
...i need some jello
...im gonna go get some now
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i confess...
i,too,watch too much L&O CI,SVU IDtv TRUtv

i love a good horror movie
my most favorite character is Michael Meyers from Halloween--altho Freddy Krueger ranks right up there
i would never experiment on Jo bc she is such a damn good cook
i may or may not think i can pull off a perfect murder if the desire became too strong
brownies should NEVER be fat free!

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i confess...
i,too,watch too much L&O CI,SVU IDtv TRUtv

i love a good horror movie
my most favorite character is Michael Meyers from Halloween--altho Freddy Krueger ranks right up there
i would never experiment on Jo bc she is such a damn good cook
i may or may not think i can pull off a perfect murder if the desire became too strong
brownies should NEVER be fat free!
I confess...

I hate horror movies unless they are funny. I think life is too scary to go around sullying my shorts on purpose, ya know?

Acceptable, funny horror-ish movies include: The Nightmare on Elm Street series (the original) and the Final Destination series.

I don't watch a lot of the true life stuff, because they don't put in the really expensive, good background music while they investigate the scenes/evidence/etc like the tv shows do.

You are in FL; you can DEFINITELY commit the perfect murder. Alligators won't squeal on ya.

You should probably have other reasons other than Jo being a good cook. Just sayin'. Otherwise, you might want to sleep with one eye open.

I got an awesome pumpkin cookies recipe I'm going to try in a week or two. I'll let you both know how it turns out.
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You are in FL; you can DEFINITELY commit the perfect murder. Alligators won't squeal on ya.
and they leave nothing behind...im always amazed at the fools who DO get caught here in florida...hell i drive down the road and think"THAT would be a perfect place to hide a body"
You should probably have other reasons other than Jo being a good cook. Just sayin'. Otherwise, you might want to sleep with one eye open.
well she is pretty handy around the house with her pink tools

I got an awesome pumpkin cookies recipe I'm going to try in a week or two. I'll let you both know how it turns out.
umm Jo tease her back with one of ur wonderful recipes please bc i got nothing here
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I confess that I stole a magazine from the doctor's office yesterday because it had Maya Angelou and Madonna on the cover.

I also confess that I don't feel badly about that at all.
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I confess that I stole a magazine from the doctor's office yesterday because it had Maya Angelou and Madonna on the cover.

I also confess that I don't feel badly about that at all.
I confess that I recently requested to borrow a magazine for a two day period from my doctor's office because it was about investing for retirement.

I also confess that I felt badly for even asking b/c I didn't want the receptionist to feel that she couldn't say no when she really thought she should say no.

I confess that CLEARLY I respect other peoples' property more than Bete and I CLEARLY have less of a sense of entitlement than her.

The poor dear....
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i love a good horror movie
my most favorite character is Michael Meyers from Halloween--altho Freddy Krueger ranks right up there
i would never experiment on Jo bc she is such a damn good cook
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brownies should NEVER be fat free!
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I must confess,

As much as I love Godiva, that Dark chocolate raspberry bar wasn't all that great...
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I confess that I am sitting at work not working because the boss is away for the weekend.

I confess that I often don't stand up for myself when I should. Its because I think why bother? What's done is done, give me two days and I will forget about it.
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I confess...I'm procrastinating doing some laundry.
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