Would you date yourself?

Arwen · 01-10-2011, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by June

After tonight's dinner, not only would I date myself, I would marry me and give me a very large pink diamond set in platinum.

That's tacky.
Give me it.
I'll date you.

Arwen · 01-10-2011, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by June

Only if I get to be The Daddy.

You are my only DaddyJune.

Arwen · 01-10-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by June

Excellent! I can't wait till you fondle my *bits* just be sure you don't cut me with that rock, girl.

This is what's called "Negotiation". I hope everyone is taking note of how fast The Arwen is now running away smoothly this is going.

I hear my other Daddy calling. I'll be right back. No really....

theoddz · 01-10-2011, 09:31 AM

Of *course* I would date myself.

One doesn't run across someone like me just every day, you know.

~Theo~

PumaJ · 02-28-2011, 03:15 AM

Thanks for the many giggles, everyone.

Yes, I would date myself, I think."Wait...a date? What is that? Have I ever done that?"

"What?"

"Date, you know!"

"I do?"

"Yeah, yeah. Remember? You've been out on a few dates? You know, you get the call, or you make the call, then a few days later you get in your car, drive somewhere to meet up with the Butch you are interested in for a movie, dinner. You know that kind of thing."

"Oh, is that what those activities were a long time ago? Well, I never really went on many of those. Maybe a couple, once or twice, maybe... Yes, okay I admit it, I did a few times. Remember what usually happened? I'd go out on one or two of those date deals, then the third time, maybe actually the second time, the date was in the bed, or sofa, on the floor, you know.. forget dinner or a movie, we'd just skip to the sex:-) There would be a few of those kind of dates, then we'd move in together."

"Hmm, actually, I think there is supposed to be something about dating that I skipped. Like maybe actually dating, you know not getting into the sex stuff so soon. I haven't done anything like that for a very long time."

"Well, not with another person, dear. You've gone out with yourself, several times. How was that?

"Very fun. But you know, I hadn't even taken myself on a date before I jumped into the sack with myself."

"You hussy! I don't think its supposed to work that way when you date someone else, you know."

"Well, it didn't, I did wait until the second or third date when I dated someone else."

"Kayso, I've established that not only would I date myself, but I do date myself."

"Yes, dear, you have. Do you date anyone else?"

"Um, no."

"Do you want to?"

"Um...well...I don't know. Maybe...but, then maybe not. I don't think I really understand about dating."

Well, there you have it. I think my Gemini brain is done having a conversation with itself on the topic of the question.

AtLast · 02-28-2011, 04:55 AM

Yes, I would. I'm intelligent, honest, polite and a good dancer.... ;?)...

DapperButch · 02-28-2011, 07:08 AM

I can't remember if I posted in this thread already or not, but I am too lazy to look.

No, I would not date me. My core self, my values, yes, I would.

But, I can be too self absorbed at times, I think. No one I have dated has actually called me that, but I think it is accurate. I can get in my own head and focused on my own stuff, I think.

Also, I can become a bit emtionally distant and unaccessible, at times. Just because of the above, I think (not b/c I am "distancing", per se). I can be brought back, but personally, I like a more attentive partner! I HAVE gotten WAY better over time, though!

01-10-2011, 09:31 AM	#4
theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married to a beautiful babe whom I don't deserve. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,546 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,163 Thanked 9,941 Times in 2,517 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Of course I would date myself. One doesn't run across someone like me just every day, you know. *~Theo~* __________________ *"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."* -- J. R. R. Tolkien

02-28-2011, 03:15 AM	#5
PumaJ Member How Do You Identify?: High Femme Queer Feminist Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Portland Metro, Oregon Posts: 200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,419 Thanked 500 Times in 147 Posts Rep Power: 1652642	Thanks for the many giggles, everyone. Yes, I would date myself, I think."Wait...a date? What is that? Have I ever done that?" "What?" "Date, you know!" "I do?" "Yeah, yeah. Remember? You've been out on a few dates? You know, you get the call, or you make the call, then a few days later you get in your car, drive somewhere to meet up with the Butch you are interested in for a movie, dinner. You know that kind of thing." "Oh, is that what those activities were a long time ago? Well, I never really went on many of those. Maybe a couple, once or twice, maybe... Yes, okay I admit it, I did a few times. Remember what usually happened? I'd go out on one or two of those date deals, then the third time, maybe actually the second time, the date was in the bed, or sofa, on the floor, you know.. forget dinner or a movie, we'd just skip to the sex:-) There would be a few of those kind of dates, then we'd move in together." "Hmm, actually, I think there is supposed to be something about dating that I skipped. Like maybe actually dating, you know not getting into the sex stuff so soon. I haven't done anything like that for a very long time." "Well, not with another person, dear. You've gone out with yourself, several times. How was that? "Very fun. But you know, I hadn't even taken myself on a date before I jumped into the sack with myself." "You hussy! I don't think its supposed to work that way when you date someone else, you know." "Well, it didn't, I did wait until the second or third date when I dated someone else." "Kayso, I've established that not only would I date myself, but I do date myself." "Yes, dear, you have. Do you date anyone else?" "Um, no." "Do you want to?" "Um...well...I don't know. Maybe...but, then maybe not. I don't think I really understand about dating." Well, there you have it. I think my Gemini brain is done having a conversation with itself on the topic of the question. __________________ PumaJ

02-28-2011, 07:08 AM	#7
DapperButch Roadster Guy How Do You Identify?: FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Posts: 7,745 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,545 Thanked 26,809 Times in 5,771 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I can't remember if I posted in this thread already or not, but I am too lazy to look. No, I would not date me. My core self, my values, yes, I would. But, I can be too self absorbed at times, I think. No one I have dated has actually called me that, but I think it is accurate. I can get in my own head and focused on my own stuff, I think. Also, I can become a bit emtionally distant and unaccessible, at times. Just because of the above, I think (not b/c I am "distancing", per se). I can be brought back, but personally, I like a more attentive partner! I HAVE gotten WAY better over time, though! __________________ -Dapper Are you educated or indoctrinated?

02-28-2011, 04:55 AM	#6
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Yes, I would. I'm intelligent, honest, polite and a good dancer.... ;?)...