The older I get, the more I realize...

Bootboi · 11-09-2009, 07:03 PM

That "Asshatery" should be an official word define in the dictonary or at the very minimum "Asshat".

Asshatery
- the state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

Asshat
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

Waldo · 11-11-2009, 01:49 AM

The older I get the more I realize that some people can twist anything into an insult.

The older I get the more I realize that my time and attention are valuable and should only be spent on things that bring me pleasure, joy and contentment.

Penelope · 11-12-2009, 02:20 PM

The older I get, the more I realize...no one uses their turn signal anymore.

Jet · 11-12-2009, 02:39 PM

.....that there's shit that's not important or doesn't serve a purpose. Pick your battles and let the rest go.

NJFemmie · 11-12-2009, 02:53 PM

that unexplained body aches and pains are the works of the devil

Gemme · 11-12-2009, 03:05 PM

The older I get, the more I realize that gravity also gets meaner with age.

Novelafemme · 11-12-2009, 03:15 PM

the more I realize the importance of crossing my legs before sneezing or laughing my ass off.

cinderella · 04-02-2010, 02:54 PM

How little I know...

cali4nyaprincess23 · 05-12-2010, 03:10 PM

That I'm still the youngest out of my partners ex's so that will keep me young! lol

tcbbutch · 05-12-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cali4nyaprincess23

That I'm still the youngest out of my partners ex's so that will keep me young! lol

Oh Damn...but true...funny baby

Ebon · 06-13-2010, 09:08 PM

The older I get the more I realize that I don't give a damn....

The older I get the more I realize that I laugh at stuff that is probably inappropriate...

The older I get the more I realize that I can't remember what I was going to type because my memory is getting bad.

gotoseagrl · 06-13-2010, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch

The older I get the more I realize that I don't give a damn....

The older I get the more I realize that I laugh at stuff that is probably inappropriate...

The older I get the more I realize that I can't remember what I was going to type because my memory is getting bad.

... *pause* ... oh yeah, that's right - ditto. lol

waxnrope · 06-13-2010, 10:23 PM

the older I get the more I realize that most of the ++++ that I worry about is nothing when placed in perspective

Miami · 06-13-2010, 10:28 PM

That the words "friend"and "love" are thrown about casually, but few know or honor their TRUE meaning. *sigh* I was definately born in the WRONG century....

Corkey · 06-13-2010, 10:31 PM

That words escape me litterally, I can see them I know what I'm saying, but the words are...*poof*
It sucks getting old.

Ebon · 06-13-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Waldo

The older I get the more I realize that some people can twist anything into an insult.

Yes and it is sooooooo annoying!

Hack · 06-13-2010, 09:16 PM

Desire always has more layers and textures than I think.
No matter how well you think you know someone, they can still surprise you.
It's a blessing when someone gets my sense of humor.
A life of grace is the daily goal from now til the end.

bigbutchmistie · 06-13-2010, 09:37 PM

That just because you have a broken heart doesnt mean the world comes to an end. Life still happens. You dust yourself off, and take each day at a time. You break, you heal, and you start all over again. And one day, you find the one and it makes it all worth while.

MysticOceansFL · 07-01-2010, 04:33 PM

That life is to short and you try to do everything in such a short time!

Chancie · 07-01-2010, 05:02 PM

. . . that people do the very best they can, even the cynics.

11-12-2009, 02:20 PM	#3
Penelope Member How Do You Identify?: Female Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: In Love♥ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio Posts: 117 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10 Thanked 187 Times in 54 Posts Rep Power: 975054	The older I get, the more I realize...no one uses their turn signal anymore. __________________ ~Penelope (fka DRC Girl)

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11-12-2009, 03:05 PM	#6
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cali4nyaprincess23 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Femme Relationship Status: Hys Lady Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: california Posts: 28 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 13807	the older i get the more I realize... That I'm still the youngest out of my partners ex's so that will keep me young! lol

11-09-2009, 07:03 PM	#1
Bootboi Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Bear Preferred Pronoun?: Mister Bear.. lol actually whatever not a big deal to me. Relationship Status: Solo sauntering along Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 216 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 127 Thanked 327 Times in 107 Posts Rep Power: 2089261	That "Asshatery" should be an official word define in the dictonary or at the very minimum "Asshat". Asshatery - the state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat. Asshat One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

11-11-2009, 01:49 AM	#2
Waldo Member How Do You Identify?: Special Snowflake Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wine Country, Oregon Posts: 470 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22 Thanked 792 Times in 238 Posts Rep Power: 1006289	The older I get the more I realize that some people can twist anything into an insult. The older I get the more I realize that my time and attention are valuable and should only be spent on things that bring me pleasure, joy and contentment.

11-12-2009, 02:39 PM	#4
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	.....that there's shit that's not important or doesn't serve a purpose. Pick your battles and let the rest go.

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Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,143 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	The older I get the more I realize that I don't give a damn.... The older I get the more I realize that I laugh at stuff that is probably inappropriate... The older I get the more I realize that I can't remember what I was going to type because my memory is getting bad. __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

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06-13-2010, 10:28 PM	#14
Miami Member How Do You Identify?: Gentlemyn Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miami, Florida DUH! Posts: 135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 79 Times in 45 Posts Rep Power: 876	That the words "friend"and "love" are thrown about casually, but few know or honor their TRUE meaning. sigh I was definately born in the WRONG century.... __________________ To be broken hearted does NOT mean to be broken, simply to be prepared for the healing.

06-13-2010, 10:31 PM	#15
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Hack Just a guy. How Do You Identify?: Just a guy Preferred Pronoun?: male Relationship Status: Sparkle's consort Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: MA Posts: 1,458 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 807 Thanked 3,775 Times in 958 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Desire always has more layers and textures than I think. No matter how well you think you know someone, they can still surprise you. It's a blessing when someone gets my sense of humor. A life of grace is the daily goal from now til the end.

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bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	That just because you have a broken heart doesnt mean the world comes to an end. Life still happens. You dust yourself off, and take each day at a time. You break, you heal, and you start all over again. And one day, you find the one and it makes it all worth while.

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