Shit Heard Around this House!!

JustJo · 01-12-2011, 08:48 PM

Two men answered my ad on freecycle about the (semi-creepy) shed I want to vanish from the back yard (and yes, Scoote agreed

)

Unfortunately, it was already getting dark when they showed up...and Scoote was at work. So there I am, in the back yard, in the semi-dark, with two strange men. I do not particularly care for this.

Shadow (our mini-dachshund), trots out....barks twice.

Man #1: Hi puppy

Shadow barks once more, then runs for the doggy door, looking over his shoulder as he goes. Great watch dog.

Conversation and shed inspection continues.

Banshee (our boy kitty who is the size of a small pony) approaches.

Me: Hi Banshee boo boo

Banshee: Meow...and starts to purr

Man #2 (stepping out of the shed): Hi kitty

Banshee hisses, snarls, puffs his tail up and starts to walk stiff-legged towards both men.

Man #1: Dammmmnnnnnn.....you don't need a dog with a cat like that.

shadows papa · 01-13-2011, 06:19 PM

Miss Pink likes to sleep with a fan on for the noise, but I don't like it blowing on me while we sleep....so we compromise...

Miss Pink: "I have the fan on but it's not blowing on the bed"

Me: "Oh that's great, that'll work"

Miss Pink: "What we really need in here is a noise machine"

Me: (grinning into her hair as we snuggle) "We have one,it's name is Pinky"

Miss Pink: "Fucker"

01-12-2011, 08:48 PM	#1
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,405 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Fur real.... Two men answered my ad on freecycle about the (semi-creepy) shed I want to vanish from the back yard (and yes, Scoote agreed ) Unfortunately, it was already getting dark when they showed up...and Scoote was at work. So there I am, in the back yard, in the semi-dark, with two strange men. I do not particularly care for this. Shadow (our mini-dachshund), trots out....barks twice. Man #1: Hi puppy Shadow barks once more, then runs for the doggy door, looking over his shoulder as he goes. Great watch dog. Conversation and shed inspection continues. Banshee (our boy kitty who is the size of a small pony) approaches. Me: Hi Banshee boo boo Banshee: Meow...and starts to purr Man #2 (stepping out of the shed): Hi kitty Banshee hisses, snarls, puffs his tail up and starts to walk stiff-legged towards both men. Man #1: Dammmmnnnnnn.....you don't need a dog with a cat like that. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

01-13-2011, 06:19 PM	#2
shadows papa Member How Do You Identify?: With a Warning Label Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard Relationship Status: Peaceful Easy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Back Where I Come From Posts: 699 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,223 Thanked 1,643 Times in 484 Posts Rep Power: 3193789	Miss Pink likes to sleep with a fan on for the noise, but I don't like it blowing on me while we sleep....so we compromise... Miss Pink: "I have the fan on but it's not blowing on the bed" Me: "Oh that's great, that'll work" Miss Pink: "What we really need in here is a noise machine" Me: (grinning into her hair as we snuggle) "We have one,it's name is Pinky" Miss Pink: "Fucker" __________________ "Cry,cuss,sling snot, whatever. Just KEEP PEDALING!!" Shad