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Told to an obnoxious drunk one night in a bar.....You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.....now leave.
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"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" ~my mother, to me... (guess I can be a little crabby sometimes...LOL)
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When someone starts to complain:
"Here's a quarter. Go call 1-800-BOO-HOO, and dial extension Wah Wah." |
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Someone call the wahmbulance!
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my Daddy to me as a teen
me to my son all his life and I'm sure there are others that I've said it to or wished I had. You can't hear with your mouth open, now sit down close your mouth and open your ears and listen to me
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said by my 5ft, 98 lb baby sister to her 3 sons (age 10-16) on the third trip of running in the back door and taring thru the house screaming, yelling and laughing and out the front door................
she steps in front of them, looks up (they are all taller than her) and says: 'I brought you into this world and I can damn sure take you out..........get outside and stay there!!!' (she says the same thing to her grandchildren when they start acting like a bunch of fools) |
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