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Old 01-19-2011, 07:10 PM   #1
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I bought coffee and 1/2-1/2 today.....to find out My coffee pot went out tonight Nothing worse.
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If you have something to hold hot coffee, and something to hold a filter full of grounds, and a method of boiling water, you can make coffee!! Boil water, put filter and coffee in filter holder, hold over hot coffee holder, pour water over coffee grounds.
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Default This just sucks.

My friend's mother passed away two weeks ago, settling the estate has been less than pleasant, because she worked for her mother she's losing a job she's had for twenty-five years, and today she had to put her favorite cat to sleep. Don't know what to do to help her anymore other than just be there.
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Old 01-23-2011, 05:54 PM   #4
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Chickens make me sad.

Today i went to a patient's house and there were these chickens in her yard. I noticed one was kinda looking at me but i paid no attention really. I had to enter from the back porch so i walked across the yard and this freaking psycho chicken threw it's arms up in the air and started screaming at me and then charged me. There was another one beside it that followed it's lead.

I freaked!!!!! I went flying up on the porch and almost busted that woman's door down trying to get inside.

She said she had had or been around chickens her entire life and had never seen anyone attacked by them.

It hurt my feelings so much it made me cry. I left out the front door.

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OK, first, i feel your fear, belle. i've never been chased by chickens, but i have been chased by swans... those birds are pure evil.

Having said that, i admit i may have giggled just a little bit while reading your post...it was the visuals that did it, i think.

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Chickens make me sad.

Today i went to a patient's house and there were these chickens in her yard. I noticed one was kinda looking at me but i paid no attention really. I had to enter from the back porch so i walked across the yard and this freaking psycho chicken threw it's arms up in the air and started screaming at me and then charged me. There was another one beside it that followed it's lead.

I freaked!!!!! I went flying up on the porch and almost busted that woman's door down trying to get inside.

She said she had had or been around chickens her entire life and had never seen anyone attacked by them.

It hurt my feelings so much it made me cry. I left out the front door.

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MY STUPID SORE THROAT!!! GO AWAY!!!! I am so over the sexy sore throat voice!!!!! I freakin sound like Kathleen Turner (ok maybe not but in my head I do) lol
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OK, first, i feel your fear, belle. i've never been chased by chickens, but i have been chased by swans... those birds are pure evil.

Having said that, i admit i may have giggled just a little bit while reading your post...it was the visuals that did it, i think.

*hugs*

I have to admit to having the same issues with domestic geese... They HATE me...

and I don't even Like the taste of geese...
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This upset..And pissed me off...

Parental Neglect blamed on Ferret

For the record, I found the entire ferret-related allegations beyond absurd..
Why?
Let's start with the "chewed off fingers", even if {big IF}, the Ferret were capable of such a vicious attack, within the first bite, that child would be screaming his head off....
Ferrets have big fangs, I've seen a defensive bite, one of my friends, a grown 6 foot 4 inch Leather Daddy hopped around howling in pain, after a quick sharp bite on the meat of his thumb {I did warn him when I saw my furkid get skittish}...
Imagine a toddler??
Second of all, in all this, why wasn't she paying attention to her children to begin with??[Charge of Neglect]
The father put 2 + 2 and got 9, after seeing the ferret near the child....
I think they're trying to weasel {all pun intended} their way out of Animal Cruelty + Gross Negligence + Endangerment charges{not to mention Drugs}...
At this time, the Children, according to the articles, have already been placed in Foster during Investigations...

Either way, that poor ferret did Not deserve what they did to it...
That, and in Missouri apparently, ferrets have a bad "Rap", a few Advocacy/Rescues are trying their damnedest to contain this sudden wave of Misinformation..
Like I've said before countless times, a properly cared for Ferret, a well-trained Ferret, a Healthy Ferret will not bite unless they're Hyper {and even then it's a playful pinch, u can't put your mentality with theirs, they only know their playmates can handle rough play...} or Defensive, and they Always give fair warning {Bushy Tail, defensive stance, Hiss}...
Like a Dog does, when cornered, or scared...Growls+bark...
Like a cat does when pissed off or Scared...Growl+Hiss...
Like a skunk does when scared or Cornered...Growl+Stomp+Raise ass....
Any animal will bite in defense...
I find it very very dubious the poor ferret in this case chewed that infants Fingers off....
No, "food" is not a reason...
Ferrets Imprint, which means they're incredibly stubborn with their choice of Food, and if something tastes weird, they leave it {Bloody Finger, ew blood, anyone?}
"Raw" diet doesn't do that either...And I really doubt this ferret was on "Raw/B.A.R.F" diet...
And the Ferret in question is Not Rabid....was not

I intend to Quash this myth in my town that "Ferrets are Vicious", come Spring and the Ground thaws..


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My car's battery is dead.
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the day wasn't long enough is all that pissed me off....It was a beautiful day and I just ran out of daylight
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I didn't get my sushi on.

It didn't piss me off, but it sure irritated the heck out of me.
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