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Old 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM   #1
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While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rof l:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.
I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface.
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:14 PM   #2
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Oh heck no! I am not going anywhere near this!
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:20 PM   #4
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Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!
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Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!
I wouldn't waste Reddi Wip Cream like that I have much more creative uses for that stuff
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Sweet, darlin' I am not going near this one either! He's all yours...

SHAME ON YOU!!!
Say that one more time and I'm shipping him to spend the weekend with YOU!! along with ALL the farm critters!!
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SHAME ON YOU!!!
Say that one more time and I'm shipping him to spend the weekend with YOU!! along with ALL the farm critters!!
Do it! Do it! I double dog dare ya!!!
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I know! I had to keep trying it to make sure I was actually having to CHEW jello, wth. Even the fork had issues going into it, was the first time I ever had to eat jello with a fork instead of a spoon too!
Are you sure it wasn't "fake" jello?
kinda like those fake deli food displays that's made out of colored apoxy? I'll have to tell you about my sister's childhood experience with "fake" plastic grapes, one day... but it doesn't come close to your Jello fun last night!!

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You're right! I think we could make a fortune off it! We could even make those memory foam mattresses with it! I wonder if I could steal their recipe, lol, cuz they sure the heck didn't follow the directions on the box!
Memory foam mattresses.... something for the NASA space shuttle...or new cushions for Coach Airplane seats? How about running shoe soles?
Or!!! BETTER YET!!!
How's about we do like Robin Williams and "electrify" some FLUBBER???

I think "our boat just came in"!!

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Do it! Do it! I double dog dare ya!!!
Double dog? REALLY????
Seriously??
If you double dog dare me, that means I get to send the other FOUR dogs and FIVE cats to your house for the weekend?
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Wow, right to the double dog dare bypassing the dog dare!
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