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Old 01-23-2011, 06:59 AM   #1
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....and now you know why they call me a femme fatale.....
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I hope you are right, Organic...could you shift a little, my shoulder is getting a bit numb...




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(And I gotta tell you..these guys could be my boxers...maybe it's just a boxer way when you have more than one!! I am always telling my girl that she is going to kill her brother one day. She rolls her eyes & ignores me (another boxer trait, I believe), but I'm sure he appreciates the effort! )
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