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Old 01-25-2011, 01:50 PM   #1
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Open bag, pop into mouth (no not all at once) let melt on tongue. NEVER chew.
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you know, I watch how people eat things, because I have this theory that I can imagine how they are at oral sex by the way they eat food. I even wrote an article once, about how candy can be used to help build oral skills. I read your posts and smiled. Now my turn...

I love randomness...I love to be suprised...I dont want ritual or order. I want to go with whatever I pull out of the bag. What comes next isnt what my focus is about when it comes to eating Ms. Oh no. My focus comes when its in my mouth. I put it in and let it sit in the center of my tongue until I can feel it get warm, when I can tell the hard shell start to get soft..

and I start to slowly move it, around, letting every area get a turn to soften, until all the shell is almost gone. Once you start, the process quickens because the heat that is generated quickly takes care of the M even on the spots where its not resting on the tongue..

the next step takes such patience...and self control...

the milk chocolate begins to melt and I put it on the end of my tongue and use my teeth to hold it against and I move it around, slowly licking against it, like a clit, sloughing off the warm goey milk chocolate,turning it around until all thats left is the little nut...which I spin and push against...until I flip and grind down with my back teeth...

I pause...then move on to my next divine taste...
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you know, I watch how people eat things, because I have this theory that I can imagine how they are at oral sex by the way they eat food. I even wrote an article once, about how candy can be used to help build oral skills. I read your posts and smiled. Now my turn...

I love randomness...I love to be suprised...I dont want ritual or order. I want to go with whatever I pull out of the bag. What comes next isnt what my focus is about when it comes to eating Ms. Oh no. My focus comes when its in my mouth. I put it in and let it sit in the center of my tongue until I can feel it get warm, when I can tell the hard shell start to get soft..

and I start to slowly move it, around, letting every area get a turn to soften, until all the shell is almost gone. Once you start, the process quickens because the heat that is generated quickly takes care of the M even on the spots where its not resting on the tongue..

the next step takes such patience...and self control...

the milk chocolate begins to melt and I put it on the end of my tongue and use my teeth to hold it against and I move it around, slowly licking against it, like a clit, sloughing off the warm goey milk chocolate,turning it around until all thats left is the little nut...which I spin and push against...until I flip and grind down with my back teeth...

I pause...then move on to my next divine taste...
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Trust this site to have a steamy thread about M&M's. I'll never eat them the same way again.
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I am just thankful M&M's come in colors now....who all remembers the sad years when it was brown, tan, yellow and orange.

My favs now are blue, but I love them all.
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I just eat them, they all taste the same. Now, if they were jellybeans that'd be a different story. (Especially Life Saver Jelly Beans.....mmmmmm...)
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The crispy ones are my favorites although i haven't had any in quite a while.

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Must me a west coast thing...we don't got no stinkin coconut M&Ms over here!
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I have 4 bags of coconut m&ms in the kitchen.
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Go to the arcade and play Bubble Shooter. The "bubbles look like M&M's (with some color variance, LOL.)

It makes me happy to play this game.
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I like the M&M Minis!!!
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(Whispering...) I have a whole big bag of M&M's in my drawer. I has been calling my name really loud, but so far I am resisiting it, LOL. Once opened, these bags seem to disappear quickly. How do these things happen?
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Mmmmm...makin me hungry!

I eat mine in cookies! Monster cookies or in those cookie ice cream sandwiches...YUMMY!

I think I eat butterfingers funny. First I eat all the chocolate on the outside. This takes some talent lol and then I eat the orange center. Its like a giant chico stick
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My word, I didn't know the very thought of how a person eats a M & M's could make me so crazy! I am now going to go to Walmart and watch the adults that by M & M's and dream about how they eat M & M's
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Holy Crap Softness!!!!!!!!!!!

Who woulda thunk you would need a fan to read a post about M&Ms!?!?!?!?

I agree with guihong that "I'll never eat tham the same way again."
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and I start to slowly move it, around, letting every area get a turn to soften, until all the shell is almost gone. Once you start, the process quickens because the heat that is generated quickly takes care of the M even on the spots where its not resting on the tongue..

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I don't like M&Ms. By themselves...itself...theirselves???

IF I eat them, and that's a big if, it will be mixed in with Great Value's Mountain Mix trail mix.

The peanut ones are better. The peanut detracts from the crappy taste of them alone.
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You are committing heresy! You don't like M&Ms? Horrrors!!!!
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IF I eat them, and that's a big if, it will be mixed in with Great Value's Mountain Mix trail mix.

The peanut ones are better. The peanut detracts from the crappy taste of them alone.
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Nope. I only tolerate the taste of chocolate when it's mixed with something equally strong, like peanut butter or coconut.
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To each her own - you are probably sweet enough without it. Me, I need a daily dose of chocolate to keep me sweet.
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