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Old 02-16-2011, 09:05 PM   #1
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"Mr Spock, I never noticed what a purty mouth you have." "Thank you Captain, how do you like my hat?"
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What I have here, Spock, is Apple's prototype for the iPod. But what they don't know is that we can use it to back-up and restore your brain, not just play music! Now the trick is to figure out how this damn contraption works with that stupid thing on your head!
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Spock, "Your left turn directional signal is still flashing at me."
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