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NotAnAverageGuy · 12-28-2009, 08:48 PM

Dinner was yummo

Andrew, Jr. · 12-28-2009, 08:48 PM

Enchantress,

I just had a horrible spat with my sister.

She was just on her 'she is right I am wrong' rants.

I have even made up finger pupets to tease her.

She was so mad at me.

You could see steam coming out from her ears. And I was just rotflmao at her.

She is something else. Our fight was over a present.

I wish you luck!

Peace,
Andrew

FeminineAllure · 12-28-2009, 09:09 PM

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

set about nailing it to a post on the edge of

his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the

post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked

down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your

puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat

off the back of his neck, "These puppies come

from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then

reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a

handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take

a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out

a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain

link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the

dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy

noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably

smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat

awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward

the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the

runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,

"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able

to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,

reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his

trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down

both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made

shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,

I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone

who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and

picked up the little pup

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"

answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.."

The world is full of people who need someone who

understands..

SuperFemme · 12-28-2009, 09:48 PM

I am lucky to be married to the guy who suffers through family visits with me and comes out the other side loving me more.

I am lucky to have friends who love me for me. What a gift.

NotAnAverageGuy · 12-28-2009, 09:53 PM

I ate too many cookies

Hudson · 12-28-2009, 10:19 PM

Ha, I love the guy in the window seat with the ball cap who is thinking if he just doesn't look at her, she will vanish. At least she didn't set her pants on fire.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dvujUlR_o"]YouTube- Crazy Lady on Airplane! (The Landing)[/ame]

Gemme · 12-28-2009, 10:34 PM

I love it when my guests have the same kind of quirky sense of humor as I do.

Bob · 12-29-2009, 03:12 PM

I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

Mister Bent · 12-29-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob

I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

DUDE!!! Next time announce a spoiler alert!

Now I have to toss my complete set of all 9 seasons of Roseanne.

dixie · 12-29-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob

I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

I never got to see the last episode either. My gf told me about it a couple weeks ago when we were talking about the show. I had no idea. That's just crazy! I can't believe I missed that episode, but I also can't believe that they'd end it like that! Grr!!!

Gemme · 12-29-2009, 05:42 PM

I have a view of the grocery store parking lot next door and today the seagulls are swarming the rooftop and light fixtures. They are split into groups and the groups are taking turns flying in a a figure 8 formation and then swooping up and down and up and down like a ride in a carnival. Once that group has done its maneuvers, then the next group goes. They've done this for several minutes now. It's beautiful to watch all of those white and gray bodies moving in perfect synchronization.

Rook · 12-31-2009, 08:45 AM

So im in the ER last night feeling fuck-all sorry for myself, wondering if i'll live through new years eve, when out of the blue we hear a baritone voice crystal clear shriek "MOTHERFUCKERS!! GET AWAY!! I'LL FUCKING PEE FOR U, I'LL PEE, GET AWAY DONT SHOVE THAT SHIT UP MY PRICK!! PLEASE, I'LL FUCKIN PEE GODDAMNIT FUCKIN BITCH GET AWAY", half the nurses station was in stitches by the time he was done, and i kinda sympathized with the bugger..
I'm very familiar with how this particular ER is with catheters...
But then, I needed a giggle...

Softhearted · 12-31-2009, 09:12 AM

randomly posting this

cause I fell like that !

turasultana · 12-31-2009, 09:23 AM

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.

Queerasfck · 12-31-2009, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turasultana

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.

Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone. Feel free to use it anytime.

bonne-maman · 12-31-2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone. Feel free to use it anytime.

awww, you're a sweetheart EZ chair!

I'm just sayin.

Look! They have a smiley of the YMCA guys!

That was fun.

Queerasfck · 12-31-2009, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonne-maman

awww, you're a sweetheart EZ chair!

I'm just sayin.

Look! They have a smiley of the YMCA guys!

That was fun.

Ohhhh, I feel a mutual admiration society starting! You're pretty special yourself. Doctor Love is very lucky! Happy New Year Bonne!

NJFemmie · 12-31-2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turasultana

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.

I'm with you. Why am *I* at work?
I slid (and I mean SLID) my way through snow to get here, only to sit and babysit a phone that isn't ringing.
We're getting out early, but still ... wtf?
I should have slept in.

bonne-maman · 12-31-2009, 10:03 AM

WHY do you INSIST on wearing shoes without socks ez chair?

turasultana · 12-31-2009, 10:04 AM

there's 4 of us here, they're talking about stock options that they should have cashed in and didn't before the stock went boom. i'm contract, got no options.

I'm here cause i get no paid time off either.

but I'll be grateful for the paycheck and stop my whining now.

thank you for the trombone ya bastid.

12-28-2009, 09:09 PM	#623
FeminineAllure Member How Do You Identify?: Female Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: My rainbow is way overdue Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 1,145 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,659 Thanked 2,026 Times in 555 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money." The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up... "I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would." With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands." With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy. "How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.." The world is full of people who need someone who understands.. __________________ Remember anyone can love you when the sun is shining...In the storm is where you learn who truly cares for you

12-28-2009, 10:19 PM	#626
Hudson Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him Relationship Status: Truth is stranger than fiction. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 160 Thanked 574 Times in 210 Posts Rep Power: 365377	A star is born. Ha, I love the guy in the window seat with the ball cap who is thinking if he just doesn't look at her, she will vanish. At least she didn't set her pants on fire. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dvujUlR_o"]YouTube- Crazy Lady on Airplane! (The Landing)[/ame]

12-28-2009, 10:34 PM	#627
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,972 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I love it when my guests have the same kind of quirky sense of humor as I do. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-29-2009, 05:42 PM	#631
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,972 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I have a view of the grocery store parking lot next door and today the seagulls are swarming the rooftop and light fixtures. They are split into groups and the groups are taking turns flying in a a figure 8 formation and then swooping up and down and up and down like a ride in a carnival. Once that group has done its maneuvers, then the next group goes. They've done this for several minutes now. It's beautiful to watch all of those white and gray bodies moving in perfect synchronization. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-31-2009, 08:45 AM	#632
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	So im in the ER last night feeling fuck-all sorry for myself, wondering if i'll live through new years eve, when out of the blue we hear a baritone voice crystal clear shriek "MOTHERFUCKERS!! GET AWAY!! I'LL FUCKING PEE FOR U, I'LL PEE, GET AWAY DONT SHOVE THAT SHIT UP MY PRICK!! PLEASE, I'LL FUCKIN PEE GODDAMNIT FUCKIN BITCH GET AWAY", half the nurses station was in stitches by the time he was done, and i kinda sympathized with the bugger.. I'm very familiar with how this particular ER is with catheters... But then, I needed a giggle... __________________

12-28-2009, 08:48 PM	#621
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	Dinner was yummo

12-28-2009, 08:48 PM	#622
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Enchantress, I just had a horrible spat with my sister. She was just on her 'she is right I am wrong' rants. I have even made up finger pupets to tease her. She was so mad at me. You could see steam coming out from her ears. And I was just rotflmao at her. She is something else. Our fight was over a present. I wish you luck! Peace, Andrew

12-28-2009, 09:48 PM	#624
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12-28-2009, 09:53 PM	#625
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	I ate too many cookies

12-29-2009, 03:12 PM	#628
Bob Member How Do You Identify?: Jackass. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In your mom. Posts: 144 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15 Thanked 288 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 29242	I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'. And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone." Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

12-31-2009, 09:12 AM	#633
Softhearted Member How Do You Identify?: --- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Relationship Status: --- Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: --- Posts: 298 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 454 Thanked 285 Times in 109 Posts Rep Power: 1556234	randomly posting this cause I fell like that !

12-31-2009, 09:23 AM	#634
turasultana Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: spoken for Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: brooklyn Posts: 432 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 226 Thanked 713 Times in 249 Posts Rep Power: 2043785	why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ). not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed. blah. ugh feh.

12-31-2009, 10:03 AM	#639
bonne-maman Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: All right SPA. I am single. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39 Thanked 158 Times in 61 Posts Rep Power: 2494	aren't your feet cold? WHY do you INSIST on wearing shoes without socks ez chair? __________________ http://www.sakshamimpex.com/images/logo_bonne_small.jpg Last edited by bonne-maman; 12-31-2009 at 10:05 AM. Reason: and how did you get your tie to do that wavey thing?

12-31-2009, 10:04 AM	#640
turasultana Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: spoken for Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: brooklyn Posts: 432 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 226 Thanked 713 Times in 249 Posts Rep Power: 2043785	there's 4 of us here, they're talking about stock options that they should have cashed in and didn't before the stock went boom. i'm contract, got no options. I'm here cause i get no paid time off either. but I'll be grateful for the paycheck and stop my whining now. thank you for the trombone ya bastid.