What is on your mind - Page 274

Kenna · 02-22-2011, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

Moma's words, "If it isn't possible to happen, it will happen to you".....spoken to me many years ago....Mom never lets me down....she's always right...chuckling

Damn good thing you have a roommate who is very mechanically inclined and very diverse in the building/construction trades....as well as having an uncanny ability to pull off a camping trip that turns into a storm survival/mountain climbing/life-raft-frog-suit swimming trip (plus custodian of the first aid kit for that trip).

Strappie · 02-22-2011, 08:38 PM

Whats with all the newbie's that put in their profile.... "spammer"

This some kind of joke? I've seen three new ppl all write that in their profile.

durrrrrrrr · 02-22-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie

Whats with all the newbie's that put in their profile.... "spammer"

This some kind of joke? I've seen three new ppl all write that in their profile.

i just noticed the latest newbie has already been "timed out"

Semantics · 02-22-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie

Whats with all the newbie's that put in their profile.... "spammer"

This some kind of joke? I've seen three new ppl all write that in their profile.

I don't think they did it themselves.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that they are spammers and were placed in a special user group for spammers. Come to think of it I've never seen one spam post here. BFP mods are quick.

Strappie · 02-22-2011, 08:49 PM

How do you see "Time Outs" ... god I'm so green some days.. lol

Strappie · 02-22-2011, 08:54 PM

OK then.. what is a....

MSNBot Spider

Google Spider

Yahoo! Slurp Spider

That we see in the "who's online" area.

durrrrrrrr · 02-22-2011, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie

How do you see "Time Outs" ... god I'm so green some days.. lol

I noticed when I looked at their profile

Semantics · 02-22-2011, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie

OK then.. what is a....

MSNBot Spider

Google Spider

Yahoo! Slurp Spider

That we see in the "who's online" area.

Those are web crawlers (bots) that come gather and index info for search engines. You see them in threads because they're adding key words to the search engines.

They help people find the site.

little_ms_sunshyne · 02-22-2011, 10:38 PM

How magical the theater can be...especially when you are sitting under the stars

Jesse · 02-22-2011, 10:52 PM

Arwen · 02-23-2011, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

That made me profoundly sad.

Miss Scarlett · 02-23-2011, 06:01 AM

Must, must, must limit myself to ONLY 120 minutes in the office today.

WolfyOne · 02-23-2011, 09:42 AM

Moving day has arrived....it's just going to be me and the rescues by night's end.

Don't know when I'll get the internet turned on, so I wanted ya'll to know I'll miss you and BFP

Hoping later someone isn't password protected on WIFI until I get my own hookup

sylvie · 02-23-2011, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse

wow, just wow...
this made me really sad, as well..
if i have ever been that person to casually walk by and assume..(and i soo hope i never have) but, if i have..i surely never will again...

thanks for posting this Jesse.. i'm in tears.. and i could only hope to be as goodhearted as Linda was for someone in the future...she really touched me..

rlin · 02-23-2011, 05:29 PM

from 365gay.com-

It looks like Lady Gaga is helping Target to be more gay-friendly. Gaga says that her deal with Target was contingent on the corporate giant giving to LGBT groups after they supported anti-gay politicians in the 2010 election. On Billboard.com she admitted that this business deal was one of the most intense conversations she’s ever endured in a meeting.

Laerkin · 02-23-2011, 07:03 PM

I'm considering some options to pay down my mortgage. Once I pay off my credit cards, I'm trying to figure out how much I can throw at my principle to get completely out of debt.

Has anyone done this? I'm nervous about giving up ALL my income for 2-3 years, but I have to imagine it's worth it to save the $200K-$300K in interest...

YIKES.

rlin · 02-24-2011, 10:11 AM

for us seasoned folks... copied from epochalips.com

There is a significant lack of information designed for older lesbians about sex. The sex manuals, videotape series, and Cosmopolitan-type magazine articles for heterosexual women do not contain lesbian-specific tips and may be misleading, and the lesbian-specific sex books and videos are geared to a much younger audience. So what is the older lesbian to do? Fear not, here are some guidelines. Keep in mind, however, that “elder” is a relative term. Some lesbians in their 80′s may be able to perform acrobatic sexual maneuvers, so judge for yourself whether you fit the category of lez-elder-bian.
Simplify the Sex Toys
As we get older, we need to replace the complicated technology with simpler devices. On a recent trip to the local woman-centered sex toy shop, I was surprised to see how complex some vibrators have become. One model in particular had a hand-held remote control that resembled the instrument panel of a jet plane. It had 16 buttons, three dials, a complicated on/off switch, and four separate motors, each with 21 settings. This is definitely a young dyke’s toy, and even then, is not made for the easily distracted or confused. We older lesbians should seek out models with foolproof, large buttons to avoid an accidental frenetic pulsing when what we want is a gentle buzz. We can use as a model the telephones designed and marketed to older adults; the ones with large lighted numbers, amplified speakers, and that only make phone calls and do not surf the net, shoot motion pictures, or sext girlfriends. Likewise, avoid harnesses with 17 page instruction manuals about how to put them on, and vibrators that simultaneously stimulate four different parts. Perhaps one sensation at a time is enough for our hearts.
Practice the Kama Sutra Arthritica
We need instruction for appropriate positions and postures to successfully maneuver intricate sexual acts while accommodating our bad backs, creaky knees, and arthritic fingers. That young version of the kama sutra with 64 sexual positions just won’t do for older lesbians, particularly those with memory problems who can realistically remember only six sex moves. Positions in the Kama Sutra Arthritica manual include the GIRD maneuver, the post-knee replacement kneel, and the vertigo avoidance move. Lesbian sex-ercise classes are useful venues for learning these maneuvers. Pelvic floor activities are particularly helpful, as they serve double-duty for strengthening the vaginal muscle and preventing incontinence. Sex-ercise classes can also teach chair sex (much like chair yoga is useful for older adults who have difficulty getting off the floor) for those with disabilities, and for those who are just plain lazy.
Full DisclosureThis is an important tip for lesbians of all ages, but becomes even more critical for the menopausal or post-menopausal dyke with less than perfect control over flatulence and other bodily functions. In addition, disclose the bad backs, indigestion from the chocolates she brings you, lactose intolerance, pet dander allergies, unusual vaginal noises during sex, Tourette-like utterances during orgasm, embarrassing tattoos of former girlfriends names (some of us have many of these), and any sensory disability you may have when it comes to operating sex toys so that there are no surprises at inopportune moments.
Seek Accommodations for Visual and Hearing Impairments
As our vision fails, we may need to make accommodations. One useful product would be stick-on targets in florescent colors to mark critical areas. Similarly, as our hearing begins to decline, we may not accurately hear our lover’s instructions. Amplification may be needed to catch the requests, “Faster,” “A little to the left.”
Practice DailyThe older we get, the greater chance that we will experience actual lesbian bed death. The best course of action to avoid both actual and sexual lesbian bed death is to develop a sacred daily practice. Pace yourself, take your time, monitor your health and that of your partner, but keep at it! The body may be changing, but sex is 99% in the brain, so heed these tips and keep on practicing.
Mickey Eliason is an aspiring lesbian novelist who is currently on faculty at San Francisco State University. After twenty years of academic publishing, she is trying her hand at lesbian humor, and finding so much inspiration in our glorious, dysfunctional lesbian nation.

Oiler41 · 02-24-2011, 07:59 PM

My mom. Today would have been her 81st birthday. So, Happy Birthday Mom! Still miss you and love you. Life is good here.

Glynn

Soft*Silver · 02-24-2011, 08:23 PM

my PCP appt tomorrow. I am afraid she is going to slap me in the hospital....

Miss Scarlett · 02-24-2011, 08:54 PM

How anyone complaining of nausea, etc. could possibly entertain the notion of having a sub for dinner much less actually eating it...

02-22-2011, 10:52 PM	#5470
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,781 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	The world we live in... __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

02-23-2011, 09:42 AM	#5473
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,397 Times in 4,140 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Moving day has arrived....it's just going to be me and the rescues by night's end. Don't know when I'll get the internet turned on, so I wanted ya'll to know I'll miss you and BFP Hoping later someone isn't password protected on WIFI until I get my own hookup __________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

02-24-2011, 10:11 AM	#5477
rlin Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: nomad Posts: 712 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,450 Thanked 1,189 Times in 451 Posts Rep Power: 1004849	just plain smart for us seasoned folks... copied from epochalips.com There is a significant lack of information designed for older lesbians about sex. The sex manuals, videotape series, and Cosmopolitan-type magazine articles for heterosexual women do not contain lesbian-specific tips and may be misleading, and the lesbian-specific sex books and videos are geared to a much younger audience. So what is the older lesbian to do? Fear not, here are some guidelines. Keep in mind, however, that “elder” is a relative term. Some lesbians in their 80′s may be able to perform acrobatic sexual maneuvers, so judge for yourself whether you fit the category of lez-elder-bian. Simplify the Sex Toys As we get older, we need to replace the complicated technology with simpler devices. On a recent trip to the local woman-centered sex toy shop, I was surprised to see how complex some vibrators have become. One model in particular had a hand-held remote control that resembled the instrument panel of a jet plane. It had 16 buttons, three dials, a complicated on/off switch, and four separate motors, each with 21 settings. This is definitely a young dyke’s toy, and even then, is not made for the easily distracted or confused. We older lesbians should seek out models with foolproof, large buttons to avoid an accidental frenetic pulsing when what we want is a gentle buzz. We can use as a model the telephones designed and marketed to older adults; the ones with large lighted numbers, amplified speakers, and that only make phone calls and do not surf the net, shoot motion pictures, or sext girlfriends. Likewise, avoid harnesses with 17 page instruction manuals about how to put them on, and vibrators that simultaneously stimulate four different parts. Perhaps one sensation at a time is enough for our hearts. Practice the Kama Sutra Arthritica We need instruction for appropriate positions and postures to successfully maneuver intricate sexual acts while accommodating our bad backs, creaky knees, and arthritic fingers. That young version of the kama sutra with 64 sexual positions just won’t do for older lesbians, particularly those with memory problems who can realistically remember only six sex moves. Positions in the Kama Sutra Arthritica manual include the GIRD maneuver, the post-knee replacement kneel, and the vertigo avoidance move. Lesbian sex-ercise classes are useful venues for learning these maneuvers. Pelvic floor activities are particularly helpful, as they serve double-duty for strengthening the vaginal muscle and preventing incontinence. Sex-ercise classes can also teach chair sex (much like chair yoga is useful for older adults who have difficulty getting off the floor) for those with disabilities, and for those who are just plain lazy. Full DisclosureThis is an important tip for lesbians of all ages, but becomes even more critical for the menopausal or post-menopausal dyke with less than perfect control over flatulence and other bodily functions. In addition, disclose the bad backs, indigestion from the chocolates she brings you, lactose intolerance, pet dander allergies, unusual vaginal noises during sex, Tourette-like utterances during orgasm, embarrassing tattoos of former girlfriends names (some of us have many of these), and any sensory disability you may have when it comes to operating sex toys so that there are no surprises at inopportune moments. Seek Accommodations for Visual and Hearing Impairments As our vision fails, we may need to make accommodations. One useful product would be stick-on targets in florescent colors to mark critical areas. Similarly, as our hearing begins to decline, we may not accurately hear our lover’s instructions. Amplification may be needed to catch the requests, “Faster,” “A little to the left.” Practice DailyThe older we get, the greater chance that we will experience actual lesbian bed death. The best course of action to avoid both actual and sexual lesbian bed death is to develop a sacred daily practice. Pace yourself, take your time, monitor your health and that of your partner, but keep at it! The body may be changing, but sex is 99% in the brain, so heed these tips and keep on practicing. Mickey Eliason is an aspiring lesbian novelist who is currently on faculty at San Francisco State University. After twenty years of academic publishing, she is trying her hand at lesbian humor, and finding so much inspiration in our glorious, dysfunctional lesbian nation.

02-24-2011, 07:59 PM	#5478
Oiler41 Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him Relationship Status: Happily Single! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nunya Posts: 1,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,574 Times in 789 Posts Rep Power: 18276167	Today,,, My mom. Today would have been her 81st birthday. So, Happy Birthday Mom! Still miss you and love you. Life is good here. Glynn

02-24-2011, 08:23 PM	#5479
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	my PCP appt tomorrow. I am afraid she is going to slap me in the hospital.... __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

02-22-2011, 08:38 PM	#5462
Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,945 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Whats with all the newbie's that put in their profile.... "spammer" This some kind of joke? I've seen three new ppl all write that in their profile.

02-22-2011, 08:49 PM	#5465
Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,945 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	How do you see "Time Outs" ... god I'm so green some days.. lol

02-22-2011, 08:54 PM	#5466
Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,945 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	OK then.. what is a.... MSNBot Spider Google Spider Yahoo! Slurp Spider That we see in the "who's online" area.

02-22-2011, 10:38 PM	#5469
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	How magical the theater can be...especially when you are sitting under the stars

02-23-2011, 06:01 AM	#5472
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Must, must, must limit myself to ONLY 120 minutes in the office today.

02-23-2011, 05:29 PM	#5475
rlin Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: nomad Posts: 712 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,450 Thanked 1,189 Times in 451 Posts Rep Power: 1004849	from 365gay.com- It looks like Lady Gaga is helping Target to be more gay-friendly. Gaga says that her deal with Target was contingent on the corporate giant giving to LGBT groups after they supported anti-gay politicians in the 2010 election. On Billboard.com she admitted that this business deal was one of the most intense conversations she’s ever endured in a meeting.

02-23-2011, 07:03 PM	#5476
Laerkin Member How Do You Identify?: Girlie with a touch of bossy Preferred Pronoun?: She, but not hung up on the details Relationship Status: Parenting our furry family with SmoothButch Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Washington DC Posts: 385 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 772 Thanked 963 Times in 257 Posts Rep Power: 4366971	I'm considering some options to pay down my mortgage. Once I pay off my credit cards, I'm trying to figure out how much I can throw at my principle to get completely out of debt. Has anyone done this? I'm nervous about giving up ALL my income for 2-3 years, but I have to imagine it's worth it to save the $200K-$300K in interest... YIKES.

02-24-2011, 08:54 PM	#5480
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	How anyone complaining of nausea, etc. could possibly entertain the notion of having a sub for dinner much less actually eating it...