How do you know when you are getting older?

StillettoDoll · 03-01-2011, 08:24 PM

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

I just like this quote..

scootebaby · 03-01-2011, 09:25 PM

you know you're getting older when

...when u can only buy ur favorite candy at Cracker Barrel
...when you talk about the brat pack and all u get are blank stares
...when your kids asks you how much allowance you got and you said $5,then they ask why even bother?
...when the snap,crackle,pop u hear ISNT coming from ur bowl of cereal
...when talking to your children) it starts out with "when i was a kid"
...when ur at a restaurant they offer u the senior discount menu
...people ask for ur aarp card for discounts
...when u text ur son in the other room to come and bring u the remote that is on the coffee table less than 2 feet away...or put ur dirty glass in the sink
OR turn off the light
...when a kiss and a pat is all it takes to satisfy you.
...and last but not least you know you're getting old when you have to read then reread your post to make sure you didnt say something twice

Jesse · 03-01-2011, 09:29 PM

When you are down on the floor to brush the dog and take the time to look around to see if there is anything else that needs doing before you yell for help up!

Bootboi · 03-01-2011, 09:55 PM

When you chant to your self before getting up because you know snap crackle pop of the joints comes right after.

Luv · 03-01-2011, 11:01 PM

http://www.nostalgiccandy.com/

Greco · 03-02-2011, 12:32 AM

books, always conversations, seem more so.

gazing into eyes full of life, a gift.

a child, gift.

an elderly person, a Soul full of history.

my silver hair, a welcome recognition

of my love.

Greco

rlin · 03-02-2011, 08:32 AM

when youre rocking your new haircut... until you have to put on a scarf cuz your neck is cold...

03-01-2011, 08:24 PM	#1
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03-01-2011, 11:01 PM	#5
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03-02-2011, 12:32 AM	#6
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03-01-2011, 09:25 PM	#2
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	you know you're getting older when ...when u can only buy ur favorite candy at Cracker Barrel ...when you talk about the brat pack and all u get are blank stares ...when your kids asks you how much allowance you got and you said $5,then they ask why even bother? ...when the snap,crackle,pop u hear ISNT coming from ur bowl of cereal ...when talking to your children) it starts out with "when i was a kid" ...when ur at a restaurant they offer u the senior discount menu ...people ask for ur aarp card for discounts ...when u text ur son in the other room to come and bring u the remote that is on the coffee table less than 2 feet away...or put ur dirty glass in the sink OR turn off the light ...when a kiss and a pat is all it takes to satisfy you. ...and last but not least you know you're getting old when you have to read then reread your post to make sure you didnt say something twice

03-01-2011, 09:55 PM	#4
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