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03-02-2011, 08:16 PM
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You know you're getting older when...
...no one has to remind you that paying bills comes before luxuries ...that retirement savings and college funds for the kids are near the top of the list ...you buy Benefiber in the jumbo size  ...you own, and use, a pillbox with a compartment for each day of the week
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03-02-2011, 09:04 PM
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When you...
Keep getting AARP information in the mai l  When u also recieve stuff from the Scooter Store  When your email spam includes a Senior dating site 
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03-02-2011, 09:34 PM
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single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. 
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You Know when u r geting older when:
You swear you can hear your knees squeek. Remember the show Howdy Doody. Try to explane the bay of pigs thing with Cuba to someone who never herd of it. remember watching old LonChainy movies. When U hear a dowop song on the radio and get excited. |
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03-02-2011, 09:48 PM
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it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired
when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age when your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. you give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good. |
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03-03-2011, 06:53 AM
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You know you are getting old....
When you add Kegel exercises to your daily routine. .gif "Say What?")
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03-03-2011, 06:58 AM
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You know your getting older when...
Shoot, now I can't remember... |
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03-04-2011, 01:25 PM
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You know you are getting older when...
You put something in the microwave to reheat it....you find it the next day, still in the mircowave.
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