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Old 03-10-2011, 07:01 AM   #1
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I confess...

...I will have a donut today
...I'm actually looking forward to my psychology midterm this afternoon
...I'm gonna be all lonely and chit this weekend (My folks are headed to the condo in Daytona for a long weekend and they're taking the kiddo with them. They won't be back til Wednesday.)
...I may just get all slung up with the queens and queers this weekend (aka...another Saturday night at the drag club)
...I'm feeling pretty darn perky despite 3 hours of sleep
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Old 03-10-2011, 07:06 AM   #2
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I confess every time I see the word "snatch" in reference to "vagina", I bust out laughing.
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~ I confess I looked at islands for sale for "Happy Island".....so no man is an island, but a buncha PLU's could be!

~ I confess I will be Queen of Happy Island, so that will cut down on who's in the general populace.

~ I confess that Happy Island will be happy or we will vote the UNhappies off the island.

~ I confess that I MAY have told Gemmie she could manage the Happy Island Hobby Lobby.




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~ I confess I looked at islands for sale for "Happy Island".....so no man is an island, but a buncha PLU's could be!

~ I confess I will be Queen of Happy Island, so that will cut down on who's in the general populace.

~ I confess that Happy Island will be happy or we will vote the UNhappies off the island.

~ I confess that I MAY have told Gemmie she could manage the Happy Island Hobby Lobby.



I confess may I have a resident application for Happy Island, Queen Diva?

I confess Gemme is the perfect Happy Island Hobby Lobby manager.

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Old 03-10-2011, 09:51 AM   #5
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I confess I'd TAKE that job in a heartbeat.
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I confess, I almost got in a fight with a dude out on the street last night. I was waiting at the bus with some other people, including a young woman who looked to be in her early twenties. A dude was across the street and kicked a garbage can over and then crossed the street and came right up to the young girl and was starting to touch her- not assaulting her but just right up in her face and touching her neck and hair.

So I got up and told the dude to stop touching her and said you don't touch people you don't know. Then asks hey is this your girlfriend. I said no she's not my girlfriend, we are just both waiting for the bus. Then asks what are your names and is introducing us to each other. Then goes back up in her face and is trying to touch her again. I was about to step in the middle but her bus comes. The dude tries to follow her on the bus but I tell the bus driver not to let him on, that he is bothering the young girl that just got on. The dude doesn't have bus fare anyway. So after the bus leaves the dude is shoving me and yelling at me to wake up, lol.

Finally a couple guys come over (who have been standing around this whole time) and ask if I know the person. I say no. The dude slinks off.

Then my bus comes. The two guys are talking about the crazy woman who kicked the garbage can over and then came over and was fighting with the other woman. Yeah I guess the dude was female. I wasn't thinking about it either way. I was just upset that this dude was coming up to a young girl and bothering her and touching her. Maybe these guys thought we were two butches fighting over a girl.
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Old 03-10-2011, 11:49 AM   #7
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I confess:

  • That I am grateful for butch women like Bulldog who will do something when something needs doing.
  • That I am happiest when I am focused on my hula hoop.
  • That life is amazing and I totally deserve this.
  • That we are all amazing human beings and we all totally deserve this.
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Old 03-10-2011, 01:45 PM   #8
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Thank you and I am pretty sure, that girl is thanking you as well! I had a guy staring up my skirt when I used to take the bus, and I just got up and changed seats. Thank you for being a gentleman.

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I confess, I almost got in a fight with a dude out on the street last night. I was waiting at the bus with some other people, including a young woman who looked to be in her early twenties. A dude was across the street and kicked a garbage can over and then crossed the street and came right up to the young girl and was starting to touch her- not assaulting her but just right up in her face and touching her neck and hair.

So I got up and told the dude to stop touching her and said you don't touch people you don't know. Then asks hey is this your girlfriend. I said no she's not my girlfriend, we are just both waiting for the bus. Then asks what are your names and is introducing us to each other. Then goes back up in her face and is trying to touch her again. I was about to step in the middle but her bus comes. The dude tries to follow her on the bus but I tell the bus driver not to let him on, that he is bothering the young girl that just got on. The dude doesn't have bus fare anyway. So after the bus leaves the dude is shoving me and yelling at me to wake up, lol.

Finally a couple guys come over (who have been standing around this whole time) and ask if I know the person. I say no. The dude slinks off.

Then my bus comes. The two guys are talking about the crazy woman who kicked the garbage can over and then came over and was fighting with the other woman. Yeah I guess the dude was female. I wasn't thinking about it either way. I was just upset that this dude was coming up to a young girl and bothering her and touching her. Maybe these guys thought we were two butches fighting over a girl.
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So I got up and told the dude to stop touching her and said you don't touch people you don't know. Then asks hey is this your girlfriend. I said no she's not my girlfriend, we are just both waiting for the bus. Then asks what are your names and is introducing us to each other. Then goes back up in her face and is trying to touch her again. I was about to step in the middle but her bus comes. The dude tries to follow her on the bus but I tell the bus driver not to let him on, that he is bothering the young girl that just got on. The dude doesn't have bus fare anyway. So after the bus leaves the dude is shoving me and yelling at me to wake up, lol.

Finally a couple guys come over (who have been standing around this whole time) and ask if I know the person. I say no. The dude slinks off.

Then my bus comes. The two guys are talking about the crazy woman who kicked the garbage can over and then came over and was fighting with the other woman. Yeah I guess the dude was female. I wasn't thinking about it either way. I was just upset that this dude was coming up to a young girl and bothering her and touching her. Maybe these guys thought we were two butches fighting over a girl.
Well, did you wake up? lol

I confess I have stuff to do today but I don't know where to start.

I confess I'm waiting for this Happy Island to be ready because if Gemme manages the Lobby that means that I get to go there and be her house boy and fish all day.
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I confess, I almost got in a fight with a dude out on the street last night. I was waiting at the bus with some other people, including a young woman who looked to be in her early twenties. A dude was across the street and kicked a garbage can over and then crossed the street and came right up to the young girl and was starting to touch her- not assaulting her but just right up in her face and touching her neck and hair.

So I got up and told the dude to stop touching her and said you don't touch people you don't know. Then asks hey is this your girlfriend. I said no she's not my girlfriend, we are just both waiting for the bus. Then asks what are your names and is introducing us to each other. Then goes back up in her face and is trying to touch her again. I was about to step in the middle but her bus comes. The dude tries to follow her on the bus but I tell the bus driver not to let him on, that he is bothering the young girl that just got on. The dude doesn't have bus fare anyway. So after the bus leaves the dude is shoving me and yelling at me to wake up, lol.

Finally a couple guys come over (who have been standing around this whole time) and ask if I know the person. I say no. The dude slinks off.

Then my bus comes. The two guys are talking about the crazy woman who kicked the garbage can over and then came over and was fighting with the other woman. Yeah I guess the dude was female. I wasn't thinking about it either way. I was just upset that this dude was coming up to a young girl and bothering her and touching her. Maybe these guys thought we were two butches fighting over a girl.
Good for you for stepping up for the younger woman! She was probably quite freaked out about being touched by a stranger, especially a stranger who had just been exhibiting random aggressive behavior.

A long time ago, when I was still living in San Francisco, a Femme friend & I rushed out of her flat to stop a big guy who was beating on his girlfriend out on the sidewalk. Two angry Femmes were more than he could deal with, and he split, though not without leaving behind a few choice words. The woman was hurt, so we took he to ER at S.F. General Hospital.

How can one not step up?
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