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Old 03-13-2011, 03:24 AM   #1
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I spent all day Saturday, and until just a short while ago doing a slow boil. Let it bring me down all day, but I think I'm done with it now.

I don't want to waste anymore time feeling crappy over it. Good thoughts!!! Good thoughts!!! Good thoughts!!!
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AGADAMVATIN light bulb in my bedroom just blew out grrrrrrrGuess that is the cherry on top to top off the rest of my lovely day
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QuickTime Player. really? i can't save anything unless i purchase Pro? you can suck it. i don't even know how you became my default video player. *gRRRRRRrrrr*
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The usual- BOZOS! I said NO BOZOS!!!

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Another tefillin incident. *sigh*

Thank goodness they were only questioned (I understand the need for safety but it still bothers me) and not arrested.
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One of my jobs is to sell crystal items at the local mall. (glass crystal, not the meth crystal)

So there I am... selling my crystal rings... and she walks in.

I think she is a customer, but in fact, she is not.

-- She is the one who makes me take out 7 rings, find them all in her size, and then inform me that she OWNS them all already ask how I like them on her hand.

Really?

You spend 45 min. of your life just to show me the rings you already own only to ask my opinion?

Really?

Talk about someone who needs a hobby...

So she leaves and my co-workers swamp me telling me that she does this ALLLLLL the time. (that was why they all scattered like rats when she walked into our shop)

Good Grief. 45 min. of trying on items you supposidly already own-- asking for different sizes -- making me work my tail off just to ask if I like them on your hand? I am in sales with commission. OF COURSE I AM GOING TO LIKE IT ON YOU IT IS MY JOB! Duh---

How sad is that?

There is my "pissed off" moment for the day.


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i think u should have stuffed the crystals up her nose
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Dishwasher making a cold shower!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAH!!!
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It is Saturday morning. Apparently, there is a drum and
bugle thing practicing at the middle school. Translation:
sound from the middle school reverberates in such a way
that it sounds like they are on my deck.

Did I ever mention how much I detest noise? Especially
musical noise?
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Came home tonight to no AC in the apartment...

Last summer I had to just about stand on my head to get them to change out the archaic, non-cooling, energy vampire that was here when I moved in. The new unit really cooled the place off and my light bill dropped by nearly $50 per month.

I am not a happy Femme tonight and they are not going to be happy in the rental office tomorrow...
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