What is on your mind - Page 286

Blue_Daddy-O · 03-25-2011, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Holy crap.
I like to look at homes for rent and for sale, in different areas. I just enjoy looking at floorplans and stuff. Ran across an ad for a beautiful, modern/trendy fully-furnished home. I usually only look at pics but decided to read about this one. I was shocked to see all the hoops you have to jump thru. This is what they required JUST for an appointment to look at this rental house:

1. Minimum FICO Score of 700;
2. Two Years of Steady Employment History in Like Industry;
3. Two Years of Excellent Rental or Mortgage Payment History;
4. No Felony or Misdemeanor Convictions;
5. Monthly Income Must be Three Times (3x) the Rental Rate After the Outgoing Debt Reflected on Your Credit Report;
6. No Current Collection Accounts, Judgments, Tax Liens or Bankruptcies;
7. We Must Be Provided with Your Last 90-Day Bank Statements, Two Most Recent Paystubs & Tax Returns for the Last Two Years; and
8. Valid Driver’s License or Passport.

Once again, holy crap! Are things really like this in the "real world"? Where I live, not only do you not usually have to do a credit check or any of that financial stuff, but usually they don't even bother taking a full security deposit. Wow. I am realizing that I am totally naive when it comes to the dealings of city life.

Yeah, that's Real Estate for you these days. The terms are typical, but not before previewing just one house. I always had my client Buyers pre-qualified before I put them in my car to look at multiple homes though.

Diva · 03-25-2011, 09:35 PM

All~a that sorta stuff........

....makes me crazy.

Miss Scarlett · 03-25-2011, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Holy crap.
I like to look at homes for rent and for sale, in different areas. I just enjoy looking at floorplans and stuff. Ran across an ad for a beautiful, modern/trendy fully-furnished home. I usually only look at pics but decided to read about this one. I was shocked to see all the hoops you have to jump thru. This is what they required JUST for an appointment to look at this rental house:

1. Minimum FICO Score of 700;
2. Two Years of Steady Employment History in Like Industry;
3. Two Years of Excellent Rental or Mortgage Payment History;
4. No Felony or Misdemeanor Convictions;
5. Monthly Income Must be Three Times (3x) the Rental Rate After the Outgoing Debt Reflected on Your Credit Report;
6. No Current Collection Accounts, Judgments, Tax Liens or Bankruptcies;
7. We Must Be Provided with Your Last 90-Day Bank Statements, Two Most Recent Paystubs & Tax Returns for the Last Two Years; and
8. Valid Driver’s License or Passport.

Once again, holy crap! Are things really like this in the "real world"? Where I live, not only do you not usually have to do a credit check or any of that financial stuff, but usually they don't even bother taking a full security deposit. Wow. I am realizing that I am totally naive when it comes to the dealings of city life.

Wish my apartment complex was this selective...

Blue_Daddy-O · 03-25-2011, 09:52 PM

I hope that I can make you mine
before another man steals your heart
and once your beauty is mine
I swear we'll never be apart

Walks by me everyday
her and love are the same
the woman has stolen my heart
and beauty is her name

I'm hoping I can make you mine
before another man steals your heart
and once this beauty is mine
I swear we will never be apart

cause my eyes have seen the glory
in the coming of your smile
so I swear if you ever come around again
please stay for a while

You are so beautiful

when I'm down and out
I never seem to get tired
(tired of your love oh, tired of your love)
cause you are wonderful
you're wonderful and I'm just dying
to make you see
anything you want
inside your heart you can find right here inside of me

and once this beauty is mine
I swear we will never be apart

Blue_Daddy-O · 03-25-2011, 10:06 PM

If
Only you knew
How much
I do
do love you

If
only you knew
how much I do
do need you

Sometimes
it feels like
like
everything
is passing me by
every now and then
my ship has gone and sailed away

Now the tide is coming near
I see the waves flowing
Out there on the ocean
I know my ship is coming in
Just pass the horizon
And right where the sky ends
Cause out there on the ocean
Know my ship is coming in
But don't leave me hangin
I've been waiting too long

But this moment

My ship has finally come

I would travel to the seven seas
I will even go wherever the wind blows me
I'll do anything for my destiny

AtLast · 03-26-2011, 12:30 AM

I am so freakin' tired of rain! 20 out of the last 25 days have been soaking wet. Hell, houses are sliding off hills here in the East Bay.

Soft*Silver · 03-26-2011, 01:06 AM

the house out in the country I am going to go look at....

miss entycing · 03-26-2011, 01:13 AM

on my mind...
somebody else lied to me tonight, and that's messed up.
i mean, really... how hard is it?
blah.

Miss Scarlett · 03-26-2011, 09:22 AM

Woke up this morning and decided I deserve a change of scenery this weekend...
So even though it's raining I'm heading up to Maggie with stops in H'ville, Sheville and Waynesvegas...need to do some shopping

Glenn · 03-26-2011, 09:32 AM

Wow..I did'nt know mice could bite that hard.. well..the poor little guy was cornered by seven cats...and I'm glad it's safe now.

Blue_Daddy-O · 03-26-2011, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by popcorninthesofa

Wow..I did'nt know mice could bite that hard.. well..the poor little guy was cornered by seven cats...but I'm glad it's safe now.

Aawww... That is the sweetest! Thank you for rescuing the mouse!!! This reminds me, I rescued a mouse once when friends (who are scared of small bugs) called me to their house in the middle of the night. When I got there they showed me the mouse caught in a sticky trap. I freaked out on them (LoL) and said what the fuck are you doing! I made them watch me as I painstakenly rescued the poor mouse from the trap and set if free outside. They got a huge scolding and they promised me they would never do it again! I think just the sight of the trauma they caused to the little mouse was enough.

Blue_Daddy-O · 03-26-2011, 09:57 AM

O K.... off to take the Pups to the Fort Worth Botanical Gardens for a nice walk and a nice lay in the sunshine....Such a beautiful day today.

Tommi · 03-26-2011, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

on my mind...
somebody else lied to me tonight, and that's messed up.
i mean, really... how hard is it?
blah.

Izzit cuz they had your ear

miss entycing · 03-26-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommi

Izzit cuz they had your ear

lol, nope.
ain't nobody got this ear.
true story.
i'm behaving, and paying attention.
i gave my word didn't i?
gonna take alot more than pretty words.

Packin'Boi · 03-26-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

on my mind...
somebody else lied to me tonight, and that's messed up.
i mean, really... how hard is it?
blah.

Uh Ohhh...

WolfyOne · 03-26-2011, 05:16 PM

Childhood friends and some really old, but good memories

Tommi · 03-26-2011, 05:49 PM

Leathers, love and getting dressed.

AtLast · 03-26-2011, 06:38 PM

Really happy to see many more of our shore birds returning to the Bay after the oil spill we have a few years ago. It is obvious that they have much more to feed on. Cranes, Herons and Sandpipers were out today at Pt Izzie where I walk my dog in much larger numbers than last year. Loons, too!

Soft*Silver · 03-26-2011, 06:43 PM

making sure my hair is colored before I go in for my surgery...

Gemme · 03-26-2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Holy crap.
I like to look at homes for rent and for sale, in different areas. I just enjoy looking at floorplans and stuff. Ran across an ad for a beautiful, modern/trendy fully-furnished home. I usually only look at pics but decided to read about this one. I was shocked to see all the hoops you have to jump thru. This is what they required JUST for an appointment to look at this rental house:

1. Minimum FICO Score of 700;
2. Two Years of Steady Employment History in Like Industry;
3. Two Years of Excellent Rental or Mortgage Payment History;
4. No Felony or Misdemeanor Convictions;
5. Monthly Income Must be Three Times (3x) the Rental Rate After the Outgoing Debt Reflected on Your Credit Report;
6. No Current Collection Accounts, Judgments, Tax Liens or Bankruptcies;
7. We Must Be Provided with Your Last 90-Day Bank Statements, Two Most Recent Paystubs & Tax Returns for the Last Two Years; and
8. Valid Driver’s License or Passport.

Once again, holy crap! Are things really like this in the "real world"? Where I live, not only do you not usually have to do a credit check or any of that financial stuff, but usually they don't even bother taking a full security deposit. Wow. I am realizing that I am totally naive when it comes to the dealings of city life.

That's not entirely normal, although it doesn't surprise me at all.

I found a mouse today. It did not make it. In fact, I suspect the poor thing had been a prize a few crows were fighting over, as decomp had already begun. Poor lil guy.

03-26-2011, 01:06 AM	#5707
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03-26-2011, 01:13 AM	#5708
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03-25-2011, 09:35 PM	#5702
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03-25-2011, 10:06 PM	#5705
Blue_Daddy-O Member How Do You Identify?: Retro Daddy, Male-Identified Preferred Pronoun?: He Him Sir Mister Husband Dom Master Relationship Status: Single and ready for a garden party Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 222 Thanked 652 Times in 226 Posts Rep Power: 5877932	If Only you knew How much I do do love you If only you knew how much I do do need you Sometimes it feels like like everything is passing me by every now and then my ship has gone and sailed away Now the tide is coming near I see the waves flowing Out there on the ocean I know my ship is coming in Just pass the horizon And right where the sky ends Cause out there on the ocean Know my ship is coming in But don't leave me hangin I've been waiting too long But this moment My ship has finally come I would travel to the seven seas I will even go wherever the wind blows me I'll do anything for my destiny

03-26-2011, 12:30 AM	#5706
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I am so freakin' tired of rain! 20 out of the last 25 days have been soaking wet. Hell, houses are sliding off hills here in the East Bay.

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03-26-2011, 09:57 AM	#5712
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03-26-2011, 06:38 PM	#5718
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Really happy to see many more of our shore birds returning to the Bay after the oil spill we have a few years ago. It is obvious that they have much more to feed on. Cranes, Herons and Sandpipers were out today at Pt Izzie where I walk my dog in much larger numbers than last year. Loons, too!