What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 22

Blade · 03-29-2011, 02:12 PM

Actually it was Saturday. While at work one of the women was vacuuming cobwebs and was wearing one of those paper respirator face masks. Normally on Saturday's she is out running around to garage sales. It got to be break time and she lifted the mask and put it on top of her head.

Soooo while sitting in the break room, just as seriously and without cracking a smile. One of the guys says S. that's a cute little hat you have there did you get it at a garage sale? She reached up on top of her head not realizing what he was talking about at first....and the whole break room vibrated we were laughing so hard

Miss Scarlett · 03-29-2011, 06:50 PM

Sitting around with a couple of my friends (in the shop owned by one of them) after work tonight swapping silly stories and laughing like hyenas over my conversation Sunday with the owner of a cool shop up in Maggie...

Miss Scarlett · 03-30-2011, 08:19 PM

This afternoon a client asked my boss had she considered breeding her dog, a Shih Tzu, with a Bull Dog...resulting in a Bull Sh**....

weatherboi · 04-01-2011, 05:26 AM

Tommi · 04-01-2011, 05:28 AM

Rook · 04-01-2011, 05:41 AM

In a last ditch effort to coerce Enik [my Siberian husky] into his nicely cushioned Carrier, I added 2 homemade doggy biscuits, and a cored apple..
He scrambled in after the Apple, he has a habit of snarling-barks when the Crate closes, all "Talk", however...
This time, when closing the "wire" door, his mouth was jealously wrapped around said Apple, and he tried barking..
Apple fell, he picked it up.."FHOOF FHOOFH !!"-plop-*bite* "FOOHF!"
All i could muster was "gawds, stop talkin with yer yap full, you're killin me here" between hysteric laughs...

tommyboy66 · 04-01-2011, 07:14 AM

2am while reading BFP..
(being still new here)

I came across what I thought said..?

SHORE WHORES

Women who live near the shore..!

tommyboy66

Legendryder · 04-01-2011, 10:43 AM

Watching Bob get his temp taken at his yearly exam. Kept looking over his shoulder. The look on his face was priceless. Like "Dude, what are you doing back there? That is a one way street yanno!!"

asphaltcowboi · 04-01-2011, 01:25 PM

looking all over the house for my wallet realizing an hour later it was in my pocket

Rook · 05-31-2011, 01:26 PM

dixie · 06-05-2011, 11:54 AM

Went to lunch with the folks then went to visit the great-aunt who lives below us. Decided to go out to the barn between her house and my house, to take some pics and play around with my new camera. There's a lot of cool stuff still in there from years ago. Stuff from not only my childhood but my dad's as well. We haven't had horses in there in over 20 years yet there are still bridles and plow pulls hanging around so I thought those would be neat to photograph.

Well, while doing that, my dad decides to go poking around in the barn loft where we used to hang tobacco. Mom and I went up to see what he had found, because we also kept our trapping stuff up there. We made it up just in time to see the rotted boards snap and Dad start falling. Luckily, his butt landed on one of the support beams with legs dangling off each side. Mom and I both almost had heart failure while Dad just dangled there, laughing his ass off.

Anyone who's seen my dad knows he is a not a small guy. So, I wrapped myself around another support beam while holding onto my 5'2" scrawny mother as she pulled my 6'3" 350lb Dad up and out of the hole he got himself into. We all ended up cracking up. Then we heard something start rattling in a pile of old stacked up tobacco sticks so we all hauled ass out of there, laughing as we ran. Yeah, it's been an interesting day so far, to say the least. LOL

StillettoDoll · 06-28-2011, 04:40 AM

Accidentally took my dogs medication yesterday!

Gemme · 06-28-2011, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

Accidentally took my dogs medication yesterday!

Was your hair extra shiny and soft?

Inked_Trinity · 06-28-2011, 09:18 AM

Seeing blue flame graphics on a Honda mini van!!!!!!

amnesia.bfp · 06-28-2011, 09:35 AM

Was I laughing?

I can't remember.

Who am I?

msW8ing · 06-28-2011, 02:00 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Seeing blue flame graphics on a Honda mini van!!!!!!

Tcountry · 06-28-2011, 11:28 PM

Having the nephew snuggle up on the couch with me & his momma saying, "i give up...I'm not the parent anymore" lol

We all laughed

UofMfan · 07-09-2011, 01:48 PM

swan · 07-09-2011, 02:05 PM

Sweet Lynx kitty being a young, playful kitty instead of a shy, not to sure if the human is friendly kitty. And then coming up to and meowing politely for some petting.

Kenna · 10-27-2011, 06:29 PM

I tell ya...it can be dangerous to laugh so hard when you've had an awful cough

and chest cold for over a month.........

right before quitting time today, I was talking to a new staff member when one of our Nurses suddenly pops around the corner of my cubicle...so suddenly, she startled me... she had this very amused look on her face and stated: "I know you're into a lot of things, do you have a whip I could borrow tomorrow?"

...my reaction was

....and the new staff member standing with us had stopped her conversation very abruptly and was so stunned that she looked frozen!! I literally shook the stunned look off my face and asked "what??"... she chuckled and said "do you have a whip?"... I busted out laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe!! *coughing fit ensued*...I thought I needed my inhaler!! After I recovered, I managed to say "my roomie used to own horses, I think he might have a few training whips or riding crops?"... she responded "YEAH!! that's what I want!!...I knew you were the one to ask!!" ...WHY ON EARTH she thought I'd be the one to ask is BEYOND me!!

(I never share that side of me at work

).......I thought the new staff member was going to drop from not breathing and my ribs were hurting from coughing and laughing too hard!! The Nurse left as suddenly as she had appeared, with a very happy, goofy look on her face...planning her Halloween tricks and treats!

Later I tracked her down to her cubicle and whispered "You know... when you asked me that question, I thought to my self that I do have a friend that's in the BDSM Community who has a few of those, but I wouldn't ask him to borrow one!!"...it was her turn to laugh!! but she didn't blush like I thought she would!

She said the riding crop would do "just fine"

03-29-2011, 02:12 PM	#421
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Actually it was Saturday. While at work one of the women was vacuuming cobwebs and was wearing one of those paper respirator face masks. Normally on Saturday's she is out running around to garage sales. It got to be break time and she lifted the mask and put it on top of her head. Soooo while sitting in the break room, just as seriously and without cracking a smile. One of the guys says S. that's a cute little hat you have there did you get it at a garage sale? She reached up on top of her head not realizing what he was talking about at first....and the whole break room vibrated we were laughing so hard __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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03-29-2011, 06:50 PM	#422
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Sitting around with a couple of my friends (in the shop owned by one of them) after work tonight swapping silly stories and laughing like hyenas over my conversation Sunday with the owner of a cool shop up in Maggie...

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Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This afternoon a client asked my boss had she considered breeding her dog, a Shih Tzu, with a Bull Dog...resulting in a Bull Sh....**

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06-05-2011, 11:54 AM	#431
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swan Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: I see cactus... all around.... Posts: 225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 583 Thanked 727 Times in 198 Posts Rep Power: 10751732	Sweet Lynx kitty being a young, playful kitty instead of a shy, not to sure if the human is friendly kitty. And then coming up to and meowing politely for some petting.

10-27-2011, 06:29 PM	#440
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I tell ya...it can be dangerous to laugh so hard when you've had an awful cough and chest cold for over a month......... right before quitting time today, I was talking to a new staff member when one of our Nurses suddenly pops around the corner of my cubicle...so suddenly, she startled me... she had this very amused look on her face and stated: "I know you're into a lot of things, do you have a whip I could borrow tomorrow?" ...my reaction was ....and the new staff member standing with us had stopped her conversation very abruptly and was so stunned that she looked frozen!! I literally *shook* the stunned look off my face and asked "what??"... she chuckled and said "do you have a *whip?"... I busted out laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe!! coughing fit ensued...I thought I needed my inhaler!! After I recovered, I managed to say "my roomie used to own horses, I think he might have a few training whips or riding crops?"... she responded "YEAH!! that's what I want!!...I knew you were the one to ask!!" ...WHY ON EARTH she thought I'd be the one to ask is BEYOND me!! (I never share that* side of me at work ).......I thought the new staff member was going to drop from not breathing and my ribs were hurting from coughing and laughing too hard!! The Nurse left as suddenly as she had appeared, with a very happy, goofy look on her face...planning her Halloween tricks and treats! Later I tracked her down to her cubicle and whispered "You know... when you asked me that question, I thought to my self that I do have a friend that's in the BDSM Community who has a few of those, but I wouldn't ask him to borrow one!!"...it was her turn to laugh!! but she didn't blush like I thought she would! She said the riding crop would do "just fine" __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~