How do you know when you are getting older?

OS Butch · 04-07-2011, 05:06 PM

I can relate to this very thing! I can never find any of my hammers when I need them. What was really bad was when I couldn't my Framing air nailer!

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Originally Posted by Blade

I take my wallet out and organize all my debits for the week and figure my checking account........if I leave the house after that I always have to come back and get my wallet. Yes the ole man always forgets to put the wallet back in his pocket Sooooooooo agadamnvatin!

Also know that I'm getting older because I have like 10 hammers and need to do a project this afternoon and can't find a hammer anywhere. Where are all of the dang hammers!

Jesse · 04-11-2011, 06:23 PM

When ya fall asleep while masturbating!

Miss Scarlett · 04-11-2011, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

When ya fall asleep while masturbating!

OMG Jesse...i nearly spit coffee all over my screen...

Kaison · 04-11-2011, 06:53 PM

I've started to swear at the television.

dixie · 04-11-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

When ya fall asleep while masturbating!

Hey now. I'm not quite 32 yet and I do that.

(Or maybe I'm just bored with myself.

)

I think my biggest problem (other than forgetting things, losing things, can barely get out of my car or bed without my knees and back sounding like a box of rice krispies, or the fact that I say "huh" or "excuse me?" a thousand times a day when people are talking to me) is that I officially have more white (no, not just gray, WHITE) hair than both of my parents combined. I was looking at it today because I've let the color grow out so I can change colors. I guarantee that if I did not dye my hair from now til LR, my formerly dark brown/black hair would be solid white. *le sigh*

Jesse · 04-11-2011, 08:16 PM

Well hell that is good to know!

I was thinking I was going to have to request that the admins change my title from Senior Member to Senior Moment!

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Originally Posted by dixielady

Hey now. I'm not quite 32 yet and I do that.

(Or maybe I'm just bored with myself.

)...

dixie · 04-11-2011, 08:26 PM

I think I need to change my answer and say the forgetfulness thing is pretty predominant on me lately. I didn't get home from my advisor meeting before the mailman delivered so I checked the box on my way to work. There was a little pink slip saying that I had a pkg to pick up at the post office that wouldn't fit into my mailbox. I'm sitting here racking my brain because I couldn't think of what it could be. Then I realize it should be the pkg Rook just sent me. It wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that Rook just reminded me like yesterday that the pkg should be here today. Sheesh. I really don't know where my thought process gets derailed. It's a mystery akin to the sock/dryer phenomenon.

Guy · 04-19-2011, 08:33 PM

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

tapu · 06-16-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by dixielady

I think I need to change my answer and say the forgetfulness thing is pretty predominant on me lately. I didn't get home from my advisor meeting before the mailman delivered so I checked the box on my way to work. There was a little pink slip saying that I had a pkg to pick up at the post office that wouldn't fit into my mailbox. I'm sitting here racking my brain because I couldn't think of what it could be. Then I realize it should be the pkg Rook just sent me. It wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that Rook just reminded me like yesterday that the pkg should be here today. Sheesh. I really don't know where my thought process gets derailed. It's a mystery akin to the sock/dryer phenomenon.

Oh! BFD!! I finally sat down last night with my cookies and milk and saw that, over time and between interruptions, I'd poured myself 3 glasses.

lillith · 06-16-2011, 02:49 PM

OK! This may sound really vain, but I knew I was getting older when the natural color of my bangs has more silver than any other color.

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dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I think I need to change my answer and say the forgetfulness thing is pretty predominant on me lately. I didn't get home from my advisor meeting before the mailman delivered so I checked the box on my way to work. There was a little pink slip saying that I had a pkg to pick up at the post office that wouldn't fit into my mailbox. I'm sitting here racking my brain because I couldn't think of what it could be. Then I realize it should be the pkg Rook just sent me. It wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that Rook just reminded me like yesterday that the pkg should be here today. Sheesh. I really don't know where my thought process gets derailed. It's a mystery akin to the sock/dryer phenomenon.

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Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.