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Old 04-13-2011, 09:07 PM   #6141
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is it bad I laugh when my sweetie calls me a douchebag lmao .. I swear she has the cutest giggle in the whole wide world .. and just for clarification I was tickling her and then did not scratch soo I am a rotten bastard boi
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is it bad I laugh when my sweetie calls me a douchebag lmao .. I swear she has the cutest giggle in the whole wide world .. and just for clarification I was tickling her and then did not scratch soo I am a rotten bastard boi
Well it TICKLED and then you just moved away! So very not nice! Must scratch when you tickle! LOL

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You know you tickle me just to make me giggle Rotten boi o' mine
But you love it so there you knew what you were getting with me the kiddo the cat who misses the litter box at times . my bad habit and my oh so high strung mare .. but I do have my good ponts right .. unless you are going to marry me out of pity? or is it a public service LMAO XOXOXOX darling
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But you love it so there you knew what you were getting with me the kiddo the cat who misses the litter box at times . my bad habit and my oh so high strung mare .. but I do have my good ponts right .. unless you are going to marry me out of pity? or is it a public service LMAO XOXOXOX darling
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Strangely, my ferret has a "sleep with one eye open" glare when I play with him and sing this one.....



Hmm, I've yet to try this with my boy........Nor will I, I doubt he'd ever ever ever do that {to me}..but still..after the game above ....
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LMFAO....I havent heard that one in Ages !!!


Btw, Delaware House approves Civil Unions, the measure to legalize civil unions for same-sex couples now heads to Gov. Jack Markell, who has pledged to sign the bill into law.
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Below is my grandaught Ty

And I am standing beside her in support and protection on this day.

It is time for the bullying and harrassment to stop!


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Afternoon Delight mm might be just about the best.... Nothing like sending us BOTH to work with a smile Hells yeah
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I had folks Hounding me...srsly. Reminding me every other day "Day of Silence comin' up, stock up, u'll need the ink & paper -teehee-"
I did participate, but around..Oh...3 pm, I almost threw the "towel" {or rather, closed my Tablets notepad}, here I am...some Joe Blow in a small town, exhausting my fingers typing reasons, and showing pamphlet...even during Dialysis...
I watch tv, and who's talkin up a storm?
Ellen....
Ok, she's mainstream, and has a public job with ratings.
She's also got creative License last I checked, to create far more awareness on the Purpose of the day.
If she can discuss her marriage to Portia, have silly segments with Portia, cry about a Pooch.....
Celebrate her marriage, be pissed off about Prop 8...
Surely she can spare 1 show to prove the point of many a Students bullied Plight.
She has to talk? ummm....So do I ...{pointing to Doctors, nurses, techs, paramedics, waitresses }
She could've used her "clout", that they record shows before they are aired? I'm more than sure she was aware of this day, it is her show, could've recorded 1 episode related to it...
I'm not expecting her to be the Lesbian/Queer Messenger , however, if she can discuss other issues...
You'd think this one would be amongst them, after all...
Didn't she make an HBO short film, a certain boy tries killing himself because he's gay and faces issues at school??....
Bah!

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The girl dutifully sits, and leans as the frail woman whispers,

- "My darling child, to you I shall leave 20 Sheep, my precious cattle, the stable of purebred Horses, 100 acres with a gorgeous pond that houses a family of Ducks and Swans."


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