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Old 01-11-2010, 04:32 PM   #1
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Laughing with the guy at repair dispatch this afternoon... "What seems to be the problem?" he said.

"My furnace is whining." *embarrassed laugh* "Well, after this past week, I'm kinda whining too, but I think someone had better look at the furnace."

"What do you mean; what does it sound like?"

"It makes a sound like this..." *whines low in throat*

"OHHH you mean like "NOOOOOO I don't wanna work todayyyyy!!!'.... oh wait. That was me."

Then we got into it about my Harvest Gold stove that keeps overheating... "those colors from the seventies!" he said, all aghast, "...you mean it WASN'T just the drugs?!"


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A phone call....

~losing signal~

Another phone call....

~losing signal again~

Calling back again....and again....and once more.....

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Sweet texts telling me I am loved and she feels blessed to have me in her life

Having my favorite jeans be her favorite jeans of mine

French roast coffee with limited-edition cinnamon vanilla creamer

Having the handle break off my travel mug as I hold it, but catching it with my other hand before it lands, while driving

Getting my way with the project meeting this morning

Fixing one new system issue and one long-standing system issue in one go this morning

My little space heater to keep my office warm
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~~that's about the point where I just want to turn off my phone and say fergit y'all
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Cilantro.

Fresh cilantro, chopped into hot steamy rice and veggies.

I could get drunk on that aroma!

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Every 5 minutes I am looking out back to see if the new bird feeder
Mrs. Day got from Jae last night is getting any new birdy visitors.




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Mmm Mmmmm Mmm...thinking salsa and nachos
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having really good neighbors who arent intrusive but are friendly and caring of each other. I havent had this since the old days out in farm country ....

grooming a horse in the spring and getting covered with horse hair as they shed off their winters coat

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