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04-19-2011, 10:19 PM
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Res: Look here! That's my grandson *points to paper*
Me: Awesome. Congrats! Res: *proceeds to tell me the story of how he supported him* Me: Fantastic. I've bet you've read the article a million times. Res: No... not a million. 43. Me: 
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04-20-2011, 12:46 AM
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Overheard on Facebook: Anonymous person's Status:  Hello pot, meet kettle. My Reply: That's it. I'm naming my next Hookah...'Kettle'.  
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04-21-2011, 03:09 AM
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MBE: *signing credit card receipt*
Me: .gif "Say What?")  MBE: What baby? Me: Why are you signing *my* receipt? MBE: 
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04-21-2011, 03:58 PM
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Overheard @ The Daywalkers
Mrs. Daywalker: "...Daddi ~ if there's an Earthquake, the first thing you gotta grab is your jars of weed!" 
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04-21-2011, 04:11 PM
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Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles 
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden   |
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04-21-2011, 04:38 PM
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During all of this, we were going thru mah variety jars. One has shake in it, for reserves. One has buds that are caked in THC powder (from inside mah grinder). I empty one n show her the different baggies of powder covered nuggets of goodness. She has whiffed so many jars this morning (cuz she loves n humors me)...she picks up the jar I just emptied the baggies out of and said "...here Daddi, here's a jar to put them in"
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04-24-2011, 08:26 PM
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Overheard in the car driving thru the Hills of Vacaville:
"Oh, great...I just got the GPS (aka Sabra) stoned" 
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05-01-2011, 07:09 PM
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Out to lunch with my folks today...
My dad said something to my mom that I did not hear but I most certainly heard the reply... Mom: Dick your a asshole! Dad: Me: *blink* *giggle* Mom: evil eye Dad: Me: *giggle* Mom: flips dad the bird behind his back while people in the restaurant are staring at them... I guess that is what 45 years together will do... Man I love them both so much... |
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06-26-2011, 06:56 PM
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On the show 40 Greatest Pranks 2.
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05-19-2011, 07:59 AM
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Me: telling my pop a story about someone who has "the worst case of short timers disease ever"..
my daugher: hey mom!..does that only effect people of a certain height? me: 
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05-21-2011, 11:52 PM
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"You were the one gifted with computer skills, I was just gifted with a big cock."
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10-30-2011, 01:11 AM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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*walking to the car after leaving a store where a woman commented on my Wounded Warrior t-shirt, telling me she donated to them too, and thanking Bard for hys service*
Bard: Do you ever realize that people are really nice to us? I think it's you! Nothing to do with me. Me: Uh, no honey, you ARE a charmer! Bard: Pfft, no I'm not! Me: Honey, you could charm the leather pants off a flaming gay man.. you ARE a charmer! Bard: 
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10-30-2011, 05:43 AM
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*cupping my ear*
Overheard this Friday while standing in line at Subway
Boy 1: Oh yeah, I've got a girlfriend! Boy 2:Who is it? Boy 1: A girl Boy 2: Is she Chinese? Boy 1:Why would you even ask that before her name? Boy 2: I dunno, because I don't want to be a best man at some sort of crazy dragon wedding! |
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10-30-2011, 12:05 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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Mind you, I've been surfing online and through BFP for the last 90 minutes or so
Me: Wah.. I really need to pee.. I've been saying it for an hour, I know. And I need to shower.. Probably in that order... Bard: I need to pee too. I'll go first. Just because... I can. Me: Oh yeah? I CAN move faster than you! I think Bard laughed, but it sounded more like a chicken BAWK!, as hy scrambled up to beat me. I just sat here and laughed my ass off. A minute later hy comes in grinning with a "Nanner nanner!" smirk.. Me: Careful, you better not mock me if you want to get laid later. Bard: Yes ma'am.I won!  Now time to get ready because I think we talked ourselves into a trip to Binghamton for Sonic! 
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12-08-2011, 10:16 AM
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OMG all this glitter. I'll never get rid of it all.
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12-08-2011, 10:21 AM
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