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violaine · 04-24-2011, 09:33 PM

http://www.maniacworld.com/kitten-hi...the-couch.html

it's also funny when a cat hides just his eyes and/or head, but has no idea his body is obviously out in the open.

Guy · 04-24-2011, 10:37 PM

Rook · 04-25-2011, 05:04 AM

I saw this, in an article online

Quote:

One of every three Americans between the ages of 18 and 33 have no personal savings, according to a recent Harris Poll survey. What's more, 53% of this age group has zero in the way of retirement savings.

They're missing out, big time. If a 25-year old with $10,000 invested $320 a month at a 7% annual compound rate of return until they turned 65, they would wind up with $1 million.

After I read the "bolded" part, at 6:30 am, I blurted "What fucking average 25 yr old is gonna have $10,000??? Unless theyre a pimp, drug Dealer, or pointlessly Rich...
Even then, at 25 fuckin' yrs old, 10,000 is a joygasm waiting to happen, let alone think about Retirement, fuck that, they'd go hogwild in vegas, fuck you very much with that financial logic"

My brother came outta his room, almost smacked into the wall and sleepily said "y'know, u really need to stop reading 'wall street journal', find a local chick, cuz this early ranting is annoying...Can u walk my dog?"

Mister Bent · 04-25-2011, 06:12 PM

Tommi · 04-25-2011, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by violaine

http://www.maniacworld.com/kitten-hi...the-couch.html

it's also funny when a cat hides just his eyes and/or head, but has no idea his body is obviously out in the open.

Precious,.......

hpychick · 04-25-2011, 06:47 PM

Guy · 04-25-2011, 09:05 PM

gulping down my tea, getting sleepy

Blade · 04-25-2011, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy

gulping down my tea, getting sleepy

kinda late for tea........don't wet the bed

Guy · 04-25-2011, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

kinda late for tea........don't wet the bed

I a big boy now! I hold it

Diva · 04-26-2011, 01:55 AM

There are parts of this that are hilarious! Got it from a friend of mine in email....and had to share!

*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. People who forward e- mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.

25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!

morningstar55 · 04-26-2011, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

There are parts of this that are hilarious! Got it from a friend of mine in email....and had to share!

*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. People who forward e- mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.

25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!

.. ha... after reading these have to wonder........ about
#19 .... does this happen more so ...... as we get older??? lol just a thought.

goood morning random posters

heading to breakfast here in a bit with a fellow lady Panther driver whom is in town and parked up the street, and snoozin at the moment. ..... we are going to a place here called Pano's... they have such awsome food there..... and great prices. I mean where else can you go and get steak and eggs for $5 ..

lol ..... fresh and i do mean fresh squeezed OJ , unless i made it at home. .. this place use to be open 24 hrs .. but since they remodled there open late but not all night... i like taking friends visiting here for eats, cuz its NOT a chain and its a buffalo local place to eat.

here's the link below, great great place.

http://www.panosonelmwood.com/

dixie · 04-26-2011, 08:57 AM

JakeTulane · 04-26-2011, 12:19 PM

Wow.. just wow.

citybutch · 04-26-2011, 12:24 PM

Some people seem to lash out on the internet without quite knowing the whole story... It's as sad for them as it is for the person being slapped virtually....

(no I am not new to the internet! LOL)

Janny · 04-26-2011, 12:42 PM

Do you think even Kate Middleton gets the old "You could have done so much better" speech from her mom? I bet she does.

violaine · 04-26-2011, 01:04 PM

international crow and raven Appreciation day is 27. april.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2322093425

Diva · 04-26-2011, 02:16 PM

I have a wonderful magnet on my refrigerator that says.........

"I'm sorry. I just please need you to shut up for one minute."

It makes my heart happy sometimes......there are 2 martini glasses on it, too.

scootebaby · 04-26-2011, 03:30 PM

it starts about 9 sec in

Kätzchen · 04-26-2011, 08:52 PM

Rook · 04-26-2011, 10:45 PM

I'm usually very careful in the Kitchen...
Today being a somewhat crappy Day, I was distracted, and somehow beyond my wildest understanding, a big glob of piping Hot Rosemary-infused Butter, not Margarine [shut up, I'm a foodie !!] landed on the web area of my left hand...

A goopy glob not easy or quick to shake off, instinct kicked in while I was hopping around like a shmuck, and swiped it off...
A flash of curses followed, realizing the Huge mistake...

While gritting teeth from sting/pain, let the cool water wash over it, small relief...
My negligence shall be chastised tomorrow I'm sure, Fridays, end of month are busy with everyone that make decisions for the next Month in Dialysis...and since the burn is on my dialysis arm....
Doc got his skivvies in a wad when he saw my henna tat ..
Maybe he'll throw a tantrum this time...

~hmpf

04-24-2011, 09:33 PM	#6241
violaine Timed Out How Do You Identify?: atypical Preferred Pronoun?: plague words and phrases Relationship Status: love wise guys of the avian world Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: wekiva springs basin Posts: 3,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,934 Thanked 3,293 Times in 1,301 Posts Rep Power: 0	in hiding but obvious- http://www.maniacworld.com/kitten-hi...the-couch.html it's also funny when a cat hides just his eyes and/or head, but has no idea his body is obviously out in the open.

04-24-2011, 10:37 PM	#6242
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04-25-2011, 06:12 PM	#6244
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04-25-2011, 06:47 PM	#6246
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04-26-2011, 12:24 PM	#6254
citybutch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to "hey you" (either works for me!) Relationship Status: 19 years together- Very Married for 10 years Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 557 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 835 Thanked 1,194 Times in 355 Posts Rep Power: 6434866	Some people seem to lash out on the internet without quite knowing the whole story... It's as sad for them as it is for the person being slapped virtually.... (no I am not new to the internet! LOL) __________________ Take care of your body, take care of your health... You never know when the walls cave in and it all changes for good.

04-25-2011, 09:05 PM	#6247
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	gulping down my tea, getting sleepy

04-26-2011, 01:55 AM	#6250
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	There are parts of this that are hilarious! Got it from a friend of mine in email....and had to share! * Adult Truths * 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.. 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 24. People who forward e- mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered. 25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!

04-26-2011, 08:57 AM	#6252
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04-26-2011, 12:42 PM	#6255
Janny Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: The glass slipper shattered and I can't stop staring at the shards. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 930 Thanked 223 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 6576866	Do you think even Kate Middleton gets the old "You could have done so much better" speech from her mom? I bet she does. __________________ All the diamonds in this world that mean anything to me are conjured up by wind and sunlight sparkling on the sea. -Bruce Cockburn-

04-26-2011, 01:04 PM	#6256
violaine Timed Out How Do You Identify?: atypical Preferred Pronoun?: plague words and phrases Relationship Status: love wise guys of the avian world Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: wekiva springs basin Posts: 3,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,934 Thanked 3,293 Times in 1,301 Posts Rep Power: 0	ICRAD international crow and raven Appreciation day is 27. april. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2322093425 Last edited by violaine; 04-26-2011 at 01:08 PM.

04-26-2011, 02:16 PM	#6257
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I have a wonderful magnet on my refrigerator that says......... "I'm sorry. I just please need you to shut up for one minute." It makes my heart happy sometimes......there are 2 martini glasses on it, too.

04-26-2011, 03:30 PM	#6258
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	auto tuned news..so funny it starts about 9 sec in

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04-26-2011, 10:45 PM	#6260
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I'm usually very careful in the Kitchen... Today being a somewhat crappy Day, I was distracted, and somehow beyond my wildest understanding, a big glob of piping Hot Rosemary-infused Butter, not Margarine [shut up, I'm a foodie !!] landed on the web area of my left hand... A goopy glob not easy or quick to shake off, instinct kicked in while I was hopping around like a shmuck, and swiped it off... A flash of curses followed, realizing the Huge mistake... While gritting teeth from sting/pain, let the cool water wash over it, small relief... My negligence shall be chastised tomorrow I'm sure, Fridays, end of month are busy with everyone that make decisions for the next Month in Dialysis...and since the burn is on my dialysis arm.... Doc got his skivvies in a wad when he saw my henna tat .. Maybe he'll throw a tantrum this time... ~hmpf __________________