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Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.
Why is my giftmas tree still up?
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A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash
Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?
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A: Because we need something to make us feeling important. Beer, hockey and donuts don't do it, eh?
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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directions? What directions?
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A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.
Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?
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A: Because you need TWO legs to get into them! lol
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Or because they go UNDERNEATH what you wear. lol Take your pick.
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A: Because they were there?
Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???
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