Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Linus · 01-13-2010, 03:56 PM

Figured time for a little fun. As an instructor we always say there are no stupid questions. Well... not quite true. So...

Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question.

Wanna hug?

Linus · 01-13-2010, 04:03 PM

A: No. Reading comprehension is required. Remember, to answer a stupid question with an answer and then ask a stupid question.

Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?

betenoire · 01-13-2010, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Linus

Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?

Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?

amiyesiam · 01-13-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?

you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?

Linus · 01-13-2010, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by amiyesiam

you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?

A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

always2late · 01-13-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Linus

A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

A. Because we are human and we LOVE to complicate our lives

Linus · 01-13-2010, 04:13 PM

A: Because we need something to make us feeling important. Beer, hockey and donuts don't do it, eh?

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

amiyesiam · 01-13-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Linus

A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

why does she need a glue stick to get her tree down? and does she have a glue gun?
Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

directions? What directions?

amiyesiam · 01-13-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by June

A: Because they're Anal.

Q: Why do Canadians have to make things so damn difficult?

EH? ..........

Linus · 01-13-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by amiyesiam

directions? What directions?

A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?

amiyesiam · 01-13-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Linus

A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

If directions were obvious why would you need them?

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?

good question!

SuperFemme · 01-13-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?

A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?

labete · 01-13-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?

A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?

SuperFemme · 01-13-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by labete

A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?

OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
Q: Is it wrong that I read that as why does OPRAH always capitalize the letter i?

Gemme · 01-13-2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
Q: Is it wrong that I read that as why does OPRAH always capitalize the letter i?

A: No, but you've made an art out of being 'wrong' so you should try harder next time.

Q: Why in the Hell did I just inhale an entire bag of Circus Peanuts?

Cyclopea · 01-13-2010, 06:03 PM

A: Because they were there?

Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???

Gemme · 01-13-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclopea

A: Because they were there?

Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???

A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?

Spirit Dancer · 01-13-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?

A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears

Q: Why does the sun set?

labete · 01-13-2010, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer

A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears

Q: Why does the sun set?

A. Because the moon waxes.
Q. Why won't my dog come in from the cold?

lillith · 01-13-2010, 07:06 PM

Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?

01-13-2010, 03:56 PM	#1
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01-13-2010, 04:03 PM	#2
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01-13-2010, 04:13 PM	#7
Linus The Planet's Technical Bubba How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him/Geek Relationship Status: Married to my forever! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 5,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,929 Thanked 10,727 Times in 3,172 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	A: Because we need something to make us feeling important. Beer, hockey and donuts don't do it, eh? Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? __________________ Personal Blog \|\| [] \|\| Cigar Blog "We become Human Doings instead of Human Beings." -- Ram Dass

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lillith Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her, hey you! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 204 Thanked 687 Times in 224 Posts Rep Power: 5173241	Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold. Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo? __________________ now how can you ignore a dancing pink elephant? and how i so wish it would rain here.