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05-01-2011, 07:09 PM
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Out to lunch with my folks today...
My dad said something to my mom that I did not hear but I most certainly heard the reply... Mom: Dick your a asshole! Dad: .gif "Say What?") Me: *blink* *giggle* Mom: evil eye Dad: Me: *giggle* Mom: flips dad the bird behind his back while people in the restaurant are staring at them... I guess that is what 45 years together will do... Man I love them both so much... |
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05-03-2011, 12:17 PM
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Overheard on a Miracle Whip commercial: Miracle Whip is the greatest party of all time. It's a party all the time, but it's in my mouth. Everyone's gonna be there.  
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05-19-2011, 01:18 AM
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Mrs C--will u love me forever?
Mr C--yes ma'am...just don't kill anyone or cheat on me (dont want to test it) Mrs C--even if I were 1000lbs & (insert more outrageous stuff here) Mr C-- for sure Mrs C-- I wouldn't be attractive. I wouldn't feel right you having sex with me if you weren't attracted to me anymore... Mr C--  then don't do that...
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05-19-2011, 07:50 AM
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My brother-in-law to his girlfriend after burning himself when removing something from the oven, 'do you need a safe word, if its self inflicted pain?'.
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